Poll of the Day > I just fucking cropdusted Meijer... bad

(+) Yeah! (+)

I sincerely apologize to anyone shopping at that location in the next hour.

Taco Bell and Chipotle in the same day... never again.
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Some men just want to watch the worlds noses burn
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RedPixel posted...

Taco Bell and Chipotle in the same day.

Where did you last see your self-respect?

i love farting in crowded environments like a concert. i call it a free fart. so loud and crowded nobody knows who did it.

right >_>;

And if you're still plant based that's a whole lot of bean action going on

Daaaang
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argonautweakend posted...

i love farting in crowded environments like a concert. i call it a free fart. so loud and crowded nobody knows who did it.

right >_>;

Until you gamble on a fart and lose
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Doctor Foxx posted...

argonautweakend posted...

i love farting in crowded environments like a concert. i call it a free fart. so loud and crowded nobody knows who did it.

right >_>;

Until you gamble on a fart and lose

Don't you guys hate it when you try to shit your pants and you just fart instead? Talk about embarrassing!

one time walking in the city i chanced a fart.

nope.

i went into a hotel and used their bathroom. definitely some brown on my underpants. since i didnt want to take off my jeans which were tight fitting and a pain to put on, i used the knife on my keychain to cut them off and i threw them away.

i had to walk around commando but it wasnt so bad. felt nice.

One time I farted in line for the toy story ride at Disneyland (California adventure) in the inside part of the line and everybody in line was like ew wtf somebody just shit their pants and I was all

I started while touring a cave. I bet it still lingers there.
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One time I took a massive shit at Burger King. About 10-15 minutes later an ambulance shows up. Apparently someone passed out in the restroom and they bring him out on a stretcher. I don't know exactly what happened, but I like to think that my butt fumes were somehow responsible.

myghostisdead posted...

I started while touring a cave. I bet it still lingers there.

I love your post in correspondence to your username. It makes me laugh.

MICHALECOLE posted...

One time I farted in line for the toy story ride at Disneyland (California adventure) in the inside part of the line and everybody in line was like ew wtf somebody just shit their pants and I was all

You monster.

argonautweakend posted...

nope.

Aw, man... Yuck

Doctor Foxx posted...

if you're still plant based that's a whole lot of bean action going on

I am. I've never felt healthier doing intermittent water fasting twice a week and eating vegan dinners. I feel much more self aware of my body, and I have lost weight I didn't even know I had to lose. 32 width pants fall to the floor now if I'm not wearing a belt.
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myghostisdead posted...

I started while touring a cave. I bet it still lingers there.

Well crap, autocorrect turned my "fart" into a "start." I don't know how to take that.
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Oh man thats awesome. I wish I could have seen tje carnage.
Anyone else craving cheese cake?
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