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Th3_Butt3rfly
06/12/18 9:16:34 AM
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All cancer. Every type of cancer. He funds the research team, points them in the right direction, builds distribution facilities, and gives away the treatment for free. How would others spin this as a bad thing for Trump?
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Burgess
06/12/18 9:18:27 AM
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So he really didn't do it.
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creativerealms
06/12/18 9:19:09 AM
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People wouldn't
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Genocet_10-325
06/12/18 9:19:31 AM
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Since cancer isn't one disease and is actually a whole category of diseases with markedly different mechanisms and treatments there's no way this would happen and is a dumb question
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Dyinglegacy
06/12/18 9:20:42 AM
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The hardcore anti trump probably wouldn't say anything. It's more difficult to praise someone you don't like, than to just remain silent. Or snide comments like "I wonder how he'll mess this one up". Something like that.
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pinky0926
06/12/18 9:20:48 AM
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This hypothetical is too ridiculous to even speculate on considering Trump's track record on healthcare.
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LordFreezer
06/12/18 9:21:11 AM
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The liberals cry about him taking jobs away from oncologists.
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SageHarpuia
06/12/18 9:21:13 AM
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Burgess posted...
So he really didn't do it.

Plus he practically stole the money he funded it with.
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scorpion41
06/12/18 9:21:29 AM
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Th3_Butt3rfly posted...
All cancer. Every type of cancer. He funds the research team, points them in the right direction, builds distribution facilities, and gives away the treatment for free. How would others spin this as a bad thing for Trump?


Uh, no. Cancer was cured in spite of Trump. The research funding was an Obama policy he decided to sign off on, but tried to kill off and bury. Fuck you, Trumpanzee. Or something like that...
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Dyinglegacy
06/12/18 9:21:47 AM
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Burgess posted...
So he really didn't do it.


Or comments like this. Refuse he had any hand in it.
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pinky0926
06/12/18 9:22:38 AM
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Sad though that we need to invent wild hypotheticals to develop the victim complex even further
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Pitlord_Special
06/12/18 9:24:01 AM
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He only did it so he could throw more environmental regulations out the window

So what if it causes cancer? Just get a shot of Trumpaline and youll be fine
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Freddie_Mercury
06/12/18 9:25:12 AM
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hed try and sell it
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sobergermanguy
06/12/18 9:29:12 AM
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Trump supporters need to come up with ridiculous hypotheticals because their overlord doesn't have any real achievements they can be proud of
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Kim Kusanagi
06/12/18 9:30:37 AM
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Lmao mental pole vaulting
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RoseIsHorriblle
06/12/18 9:31:23 AM
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Newsweek will be like " Trump cured cancer and this is why it is a bad thing."
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Mr_Biscuit
06/12/18 9:32:21 AM
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These topics pretend there isnt an overwhelming sentiment of I dont like Trump, but credit where its due, this is great when he does something like the Alice Johnson pardon.

But dont forget, the LIBS!!!! are the ones with a victim complex.
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WilliamPorygon
06/12/18 9:33:46 AM
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Come on, if Trump had a cure for cancer you know he would charge like $100,000,000 a dose for it.
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RE_expert44
06/12/18 9:34:00 AM
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"I cant believe Harnald Glormpf would have the audacity to put thousands of doctors and cancer treatment specialists out of business!"
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Disrespector
06/12/18 9:34:58 AM
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Holy fuck you trumpanzees have the biggest victim complex lmao.
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Tmaster148
06/12/18 9:35:06 AM
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Trump doesn't have the knowledge to do that. It would be the work of scientist who have been researching this before he was even president. It would not be fair to the people who actually worked to find the cure for cancer to give all the credit to Trump.
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NinjaWarrior455
06/12/18 9:40:54 AM
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People that come up with hypotheticals like this have no clue how cancer research and medical research in general work.
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Nomadic View
06/12/18 9:48:04 AM
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Trump doesnt care about AIDS!
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averagejoel
06/12/18 9:51:40 AM
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another equally plausible hypothetical: trump finds a Green Lantern ring and uses it to save the world
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Th3_Butt3rfly
06/12/18 10:04:05 AM
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averagejoel posted...
another equally plausible hypothetical: trump finds a Green Lantern ring and uses it to save the world


We'd consider that a good thing, right?
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BlueJester007
06/12/18 10:05:49 AM
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NakeFews
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Mr_Biscuit
06/12/18 10:14:44 AM
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BlueJester007 posted...
NakeFews

I'd seen that porn
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averagejoel
06/12/18 10:16:15 AM
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Th3_Butt3rfly posted...
averagejoel posted...
another equally plausible hypothetical: trump finds a Green Lantern ring and uses it to save the world


We'd consider that a good thing, right?

lol
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prince_leo
06/12/18 10:17:45 AM
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Th3_Butt3rfly posted...
averagejoel posted...
another equally plausible hypothetical: trump finds a Green Lantern ring and uses it to save the world


We'd consider that a good thing, right?

the ring needs willpower and imagination to work
I don't think anyone who is fat has enough willpower to make a small piece of light, let alone use it to save the world
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pinky0926
06/12/18 10:25:52 AM
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Ok to our righty friends on CE let me explain why people are so critical of Trump even when he occasionally does something that on the face of it seems like a good idea or could have a good outcome.

Trump is systematically and deliberately dismantling a lot of things liberals care deeply about. Healthcare, the environment, net neutrality, immigration law, diplomatic relations with long term allies, due process, etc.

Sometimes the reason doesn't seem like it has a coherent outcome in mind - it just feels like anything that has the word "Obama" attached to it must go, no matter the cost.

He's doing it all so pathologically and enthusiastically that it's hard to consider any action he takes now as something that will benefit the world, if you care about those things.

If you'd been slapping me across the face over and over again for no reason I can identify, you can bet your ass that I would recoil if you reached out your arm to shake hands. Don't act surprised and say "what, I was just being friendly".

It's skepticism based on experience.
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gatorsPENSbucs
06/12/18 10:32:55 AM
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Disrespector posted...
Holy fuck you trumpanzees have the biggest victim complex lmao.

I mean... if someone insulted you, talked shit about you, and constantly called you names....

Also its kinda weird you all use the word chimpanzee in your insults. Wonder how well that would go over if said to other certain type of people. Hmm.
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averagejoel
06/12/18 10:59:07 AM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Disrespector posted...
Holy fuck you trumpanzees have the biggest victim complex lmao.

I mean... if someone insulted you, talked shit about you, and constantly called you names....

Also its kinda weird you all use the word chimpanzee in your insults. Wonder how well that would go over if said to other certain type of people. Hmm.

there is a long history of black people being compared to or depicted as monkeys to dehumanize them. don't play this game
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BignutzisBack
06/12/18 10:59:48 AM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
I'd have to wait for all the facts.


Lmao
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Disrespector
06/12/18 5:09:14 PM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...

I mean... if someone insulted you, talked shit about you, and constantly called you names....

You mean like Trump does on a near daily basis?
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Tyranthraxus
06/12/18 5:10:41 PM
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Th3_Butt3rfly posted...
and gives away the treatment for free. How would others spin this as a bad thing for Trump?


Not sure cause I have to wake up and go to work in like 10 minutes after this happens.
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Lost_All_Senses
06/12/18 5:12:07 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Th3_Butt3rfly posted...
and gives away the treatment for free. How would others spin this as a bad thing for Trump?


Not sure cause I have to wake up and go to work in like 10 minutes after this happens.


So sorry your working saved peoples lives. Imagine being this big of a piece of shit
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EverDownward
06/12/18 5:12:38 PM
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Burgess posted...
So he really didn't do it.

Here's your answer, TC
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spudger
06/12/18 5:12:57 PM
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Asherlee10 posted...
pinky0926 posted...
Sad though that we need to invent wild hypotheticals to develop the victim complex even further

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DarkTransient
06/12/18 5:13:52 PM
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"Great, more overpopulation. He's only doing it to try and win votes from people with cancer. Also did you know he's making a trillion dollars off each sale of the cure? LOOK AT THIS ONE COMPLETELY UNRELATED THING HE SAID TEN YEARS BEFORE HE WAS PRESIDENT!"
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mario2000
06/12/18 5:13:52 PM
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wow i didn't know trump was a doctor
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Antifar
06/12/18 5:15:30 PM
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I feel like as president he's done enough things that we can judge him on his actions, not ludicrous hypotheticals.
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ZMythos
06/12/18 5:16:19 PM
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Cancer wouldn't be eradicated while he still breathes.
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spudger
06/12/18 5:17:08 PM
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DarkTransient posted...
"Great, more overpopulation. He's only doing it to try and win votes from people with cancer. Also did you know he's making a trillion dollars off each sale of the cure? LOOK AT THIS ONE COMPLETELY UNRELATED THING HE SAID TEN YEARS BEFORE HE WAS PRESIDENT!"

i have you tagged appropriately
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ultimate reaver
06/12/18 5:19:43 PM
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Antifar posted...
I feel like as president he's done enough things that we can judge him on his actions, not ludicrous hypotheticals.


i think people get off on imagining this shit. i mean look at this post

DarkTransient posted...
"Great, more overpopulation. He's only doing it to try and win votes from people with cancer. Also did you know he's making a trillion dollars off each sale of the cure? LOOK AT THIS ONE COMPLETELY UNRELATED THING HE SAID TEN YEARS BEFORE HE WAS PRESIDENT!"


there was no way this guy wasnt flushed and panting hard after posting this at the very least
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mario2000
06/12/18 5:21:26 PM
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i imagine he is flushed and panting after performing any sort of physical activity more strenuous than readjusting his fedora, as most trump humpers are
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thecoolgu
06/12/18 5:25:38 PM
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DarkTransient posted...
"Great, more overpopulation. He's only doing it to try and win votes from people with cancer. Also did you know he's making a trillion dollars off each sale of the cure? LOOK AT THIS ONE COMPLETELY UNRELATED THING HE SAID TEN YEARS BEFORE HE WAS PRESIDENT!"

Imagine acting like this post wouldn't be the left's reaction. This guy nailed it.
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BignutzisBack
06/12/18 6:57:11 PM
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thecoolgu posted...
DarkTransient posted...
"Great, more overpopulation. He's only doing it to try and win votes from people with cancer. Also did you know he's making a trillion dollars off each sale of the cure? LOOK AT THIS ONE COMPLETELY UNRELATED THING HE SAID TEN YEARS BEFORE HE WAS PRESIDENT!"

Imagine acting like this post wouldn't be the left's reaction. This guy nailed it.


Exactly lol, and spudger and ultimate reaver just confirm it by resorting to a personal attack/deflection.
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