Current Events > So a few hours ago I through a naked guy through a table at a party

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So me and my friend Jordan were playing smash 4 he dodged one of my attacks and I said fuck you now this other guy lets call him Liam said what did you say to me to which he responded by taking all his clothes off like everything dick was out. Then I straight up told him if you come near me I will punch you in the dick so he charged me I try to punch for the dick but before I know it he's more or less wrestling me and he's on my back I am not a fan of this as at this point the entire party is watching me try to wrestle this naked guy off me so I grab his arm and flip over me on to a wooden table breaking it and basically ending the party. I'm pretty sure Liam was drunk af

*threw not through
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I through a naked guy

Blood was everywhere.
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shnangyboos posted...

Blood was everywhere.

No at least I don't think so
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Lord_Shadow posted...

shnangyboos posted...

Blood was everywhere.

No at least I don't think so

With adequate lubrication and foreplay, this shouldn't be a problem.
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How does that work?
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SavenForever posted...

How does that work?

What work?
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"throughing" anyone through something.
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SavenForever posted...

"throughing" anyone through something.

I meant Throwing
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You're a bad person for having the audacity to make this topic and imply that gay people are all Nazis, you should be ashamed of yourself for not being able to understand the seventeenth statement of sanity that Wildebert made on that sunny day in July a few decades back that oh so clearly illustrated the folly of expecting greatness for mediocrity and yet has gone so cruelly overlooked by an oblivious populace, content to wither in their own wallowing filth
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Panthera posted...

You're a bad person for having the audacity to make this topic and imply that gay people are all Nazis, you should be ashamed of yourself for not being able to understand the seventeenth statement of sanity that Wildebert made on that sunny day in July a few decades back that oh so clearly illustrated the folly of expecting greatness for mediocrity and yet has gone so cruelly overlooked by an oblivious populace, content to wither in their own wallowing filth

You wot where did I say he was gay I'm pretty sure he's straight just really drunk.
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Don't you ever question the truth again, you're on a one way road to a very sudden and disappointing ending, it's not going to take very long at all for you to realize that you made a mistake back in your youth and you just never got back on track, I refuse to help those who don't help themselves
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Panthera posted...

Don't you ever question the truth again, you're on a one way road to a very sudden and disappointing ending, it's not going to take very long at all for you to realize that you made a mistake back in your youth and you just never got back on track, I refuse to help those who don't help themselves

What the fuck is this post
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It's the very essence of everything you've missed out on in a long life of self-denial and short sighted absurdity. It's the embodiment of your mistakes. It's the extreme example of why we need to better ourselves as a species.
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Panthera posted...

It's the very essence of everything you've missed out on in a long life of self-denial and short sighted absurdity. It's the embodiment of your mistakes. It's the extreme example of why we need to better ourselves as a species.

The short sighted absurdity of throwing a drunk naked dude through a table is the embodiment of my mistakes?
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Yes
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Panthera posted...

Yes

Well no one blamed me for the broken table and I got to throw someone to throw someone through a table plus free alcohol so no downside thus not a mistake therefore by your logic I make no mistakes.
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But was he hot
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Touch posted...

But was he hot

I mean he looked like your typical fuckboi with a Batman tattoo on his chest plus I'm straight so I'm not the best judge as I'm straight.
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