Current Events > CE Confessionary: (Mostly) Uncensored

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Harpie posted...

my body is READY

is it now?
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Funny how TheCrimson angel ignored my confessions that utterly destroyed LanHikari10 once again. Newsflash no one likes him, CrimsonAngel.

i like lan
but he doesnt like me :(

Harpie

anon

Oh, so youre gonna leave my bk swag unpublished? I see how it be. Thou art hereby exiled from the burger kingdom

Begone with ye

oops i didnt post that? was is lewd? i already forgot

I put two eggs in my chicken ramen noodles with the seasoning packet, some curry powder, and some Cajun seasoning. Do you like spicy stuff, my love?

I wish I did. I have a fissured tongue which makes my reaction to eating a hot cheeto the same as a normal persons reaction to eating a spoonful of wasabi
literal TEARS
FROM A HOT CHEETO

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe
Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, "The King and I" and "The Catcher in the Rye"
Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye

what is this
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Lyrics to We Didnt Start the Fire by Billy Joel.

RockRapDubstep posted...

TheCrimsonAngel posted...

Harpie posted...

Nah, it's a guy with a

Bah, that's not exciting.

It must suck not being able to appreciate attractive people of both sexes. Not being sexually attracted to them is one thing but not being able to at least being able to give a nice "damn, good for you" both ways is lame.

This is how I am about the male users I'm talking about. Not into dudes but I can give respect where it's due and if I had it I'd be flaunting it too.

Also some of the body pics are actually workout and healthy eating motivation for me because of those body goals.

A user in one discord who's quite large ha been showing his weight loss over the last year and it's pretty respectable, especially since he by his own description "let his body go to complete shit" and I'm just relatively average, but could be more toned and defined.
If he can do it then I have no excuses.
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DoYouLikeMayo posted...

Lyrics to We Didnt Start the Fire by Billy Joel.

and now it's stuck in my head
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Harpie posted...

what is this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g" data-time="
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we're getting a boring race to 500.

Aaaand now Lan's getting extremely graphic and violent confessions

rip
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Harpie posted...

Aaaand now Lan's getting extremely graphic and violent confessions

people are fucked up. come on people just because no one knows who you are you shouldn't be fucking monsters.
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If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat.

If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.

i want chicken nuggets

I finally got hold of the convos that Vulgorn said made LanHikari10 look like a massive creep. As soon as he shows his Face around this board again hes going to get fucking destroyed.

One way or another we will make sure he never touches this site again lmfao.

dear lord pray for all we for we have sinned

There's a room where the light won't find you
Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down
When they do, I'll be right behind you
So glad we've almost made it
So sad they had to fade it
Everybody wants to rule the world

this makes me happy

Lol at all the thirsty little boys in this topic you look like idiots

i submitted an earlier confession about a guy with the nickname needle dick. i am disappointed you guys skipped over it.

in my defense, i was being extra cautious when using my Wotswayla account because that was my last alt. If you know what time you submitted it I might be able to find it

Why are you still on CE? I thought you were leaving.

me? nah, i couldnt leave for good

WWEPropaganda is an UnfairRepresent alt.

i enjoy this theory
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It is proof of The Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory.
Normal Person + Anonymity + Audience = Total Fuckwad
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Shows you the caliber of people we're dealing with when a real friend and general friendly person is getting such disgusting "confessions" about him.

Whoever is writing such things is filth and I pity your sad lives. Laugh it off if you wish publicly but we all know when you call it a night from your "le ebin trolling" and lay your heads down you lament the emptiness that your life is consumed by. Sigh once for me and let your tears soak the pillow.
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Should I make another confessionary topic, continuing where this one left off?

Or should I just leave it for a while
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I think we should let it cool off for a while.
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Up to you, I'm having fun submitting silly things, but I understand people saying shitty stuff is lame...
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Harpie posted...

Should I make another confessionary topic, continuing where this one left off?

Or should I just leave it for a while

the topics are fun.

though i wish there was more actual confessions and less just random goofy shit.

Rub a dub dub, three men in a tub. what the fuck are three dudes doing in a tub?

they're rub a tug tugging

See that user Cilantro thats always posting troll topics? He used to be a PotD troll. Went by LordBalor4, Oregano, CountessRolab, BarronessRolab, etc.

Hes a self proclaimed snobby rich (hes actually pretty poor despite pretending otherwise) troll, and hes extremely annoying too. But dont tell him that because he always says how much he loves the attention.

Well except when he posted a picture of himself and revealed himself to be a scrawny ass red haired kid. PotD laughed at him so hard he stopped posting for about half a year or more. Unfortunately he came back. Even more unfortunate is he migrated here and hasnt left ever since.

On the bright side hes been a mostly under the radar troll here and hardly gets attention compared to his PotD time.

I've seen him a few times here, you're right he seems very subdued here

in high school I had a friend, you know rule 34? well for this guy the rule was "if there is porn of it, he has seen it". it was quite stunning to know man that has seen that much porn in so short a time. literally there was no porn he could not find.

His reputation is important for this story. You know the TI-83 calculators? and how they have a transfer cable and hole? I spread a rumor that he fucked calculators(though knowing this guy....who knows). When people asked how, I explained about the hole for the transfer cables. In his four years of high school he was forever known as "needle dick"

ah yes now this
this is gold

I'm undressing you with my eyes ;)

that must be hard to do since the only body pic i've posted is me in an XXL sweater
it went to my knees
i have no shape

I don't remember what time i submitted the previous needle dick confession story, so I just retyped it.

i noticed and i approve

Play Metal Gear or I'm gonna hook up a phone sex hotline to your cell number.

i know who this is
i also know where you live. you mess with me youre getting dick glitter bombs

Bullet_Wing and Zodd both posted their pics in the Sanctuary discord chat. Both Chadelicious pieces of man meat. I'd love to see their meat if you get my drift

good shit go sHit thats some goodshit rightthere
rightthere if i do a so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ) mMMMM O0OOOOOOooo Good shit
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Harpie posted...

Leave it to kaname to jump in with her stubborn ass opinion before she bothers to figure out all the facts first.

Dude you really need to stop and think before you post.

shut the fuck up

im 16 and not trans anymore

Foppe posted...

It is proof of The Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory.
Normal Person + Anonymity + Audience = Total Fuckwad

no greater truth has been spoken

Vyrulisse posted...

Shows you the caliber of people we're dealing with when a real friend and general friendly person is getting such disgusting "confessions" about him.

Whoever is writing such things is filth and I pity your sad lives. Laugh it off if you wish publicly but we all know when you call it a night from your "le ebin trolling" and lay your heads down you lament the emptiness that your life is consumed by. Sigh once for me and let your tears soak the pillow.

This is fucking savage and I love every bit of this

Foppe posted...

I think we should let it cool off for a while.

Unspecified_NPC posted...

Up to you, I'm having fun submitting silly things, but I understand people saying shitty stuff is lame...

kayoticdreamz posted...

the topics are fun.

though i wish there was more actual confessions and less just random goofy shit.

I think i'll give it at least a little while, not due to the negativity but because ce can become desensitized and bored to these kind of topics
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The confessions about Lan aren't anonymous we all know it's ed/muffin
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your are the best CEgal and anyone who says different can take a [redacted] in a pumpkin.

I am having so much trouble figuring out what redacted means
Do you mean a pumpkin in the (redacted)??

Wow smh. Just for that I'm making a billboard for a brothel out of your ID.

im posting your nudes to a porn site

No, the sweater stayed. I believe you are part sweater

I identify so much with this statement. I havent laughed this hard in a while

My bk swag isnt lewd, its savory and delicious

pretty sure it was XXX rated
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YoungMakaiyum posted...

im 16 and not trans anymore

But you still like to tie yourself up?
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Foppe posted...

YoungMakaiyum posted...

im 16 and not trans anymore

But you still like to tie yourself up?

no

Nobody is gonna wanna see a picture of a hand, smh.

Although I'm pretty sure a lot of people would wanna see pics of your [redacted]. You have 24 hours.

but prime shipping is two days

Xxx rated? Its burger KING, not burger KINK

>.>
<.<
when did you post it

Thanks for making me laugh Harpie. I'm going through a lot of shit relationship-wise for the past 4 weeks or so and this topic has let me forget about that a bit. Otherwise I'm thinking about the fact that I feel so alone without her. So thank you.

Really? This topic made you laugh? Welp im glad you enjoyed it for the fuckery it was
<3

"The skillful employer of men will employ the wise man, the brave man, the covetous man, and the stupid man. For the wise man delights in establishing his merit, the brave man likes to show his courage in action, the covetous man is quick at seizing advantages, and the stupid man has no fear of death."

where is this from

To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.

did you hear me
I SAID WHERE IS THIS FROM
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...but I wanna see a picture of Harpies hand...

oh honey
it's not my hand

Yes, really. It's fun to be like, "I wonder what she'll say to this?" Trying not to come off creepy, by the way.

The answer to that question will always be "probably some dumb shit"

I forgot to add, you are now my favorite Fetal. That was supposed to be CEgal but autocorrect changed it to Fetal and I was like, "screw it, why not."

It works since i am an actual fetus
exhibit a: acne
enhibit b: babyface
exhibit c: literally not even 5 fucking feet tall

https://www.amazon.com/Metal-Solid-Snake-Eater-nintendo-3ds/dp/B002I0EMUO
No excuses. You at least owe me this, motherfucker. Smh. I'm calling Mr. William Board as I type this.

it better be good

"The skillful employer of men will employ the wise man, the brave man, the covetous man, and the stupid man. For the wise man delights in establishing his merit, the brave man likes to show his courage in action, the covetous man is quick at seizing advantages, and the stupid man has no fear of death."

I'm sorry, I forgot to cite

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Du_Mu

The other ones are from Sun Tzu, The Art of War

knowing where it's coming from i see how this is 100% relevant

Too late, nevermore shall you lay your gaze upon mine buttery toasted buns

just one more peek? :(
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Some of you guys are really fucking weird about me with these confessions... And this has been across, what, several separate confession topics at least by now?
It doesn't bother me or anything, actually have usually gotten some good laughs from previous ones, but they're just progressively getting more weird. But that's whatever I guess.

Also you don't need to bother with redacting the ones like that or anything, I don't care about that stuff even if they're weird or even personally insulting. Just asked that submissions relating to certain recent events that involve more than just me, like one posted early in this topic, be ignored or redacted.

Interesting topic to scan through though. They never really stay confession topics but that's kind of the fun of it. Got some needed laughs.

Oh and anyone shitting on Lan can just fuck off. Same for anyone saying the explicitly fucked up shit about Vulgorn and/or Jo.
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Gamer99z posted...

Some of you guys are really fucking weird about me with these confessions... And this has been across, what, several separate confession topics at least by now?
It doesn't bother me or anything, actually have usually gotten some good laughs from previous ones, but they're just progressively getting more weird. But that's whatever I guess.

Also you don't need to bother with redacting the ones like that or anything, I don't care about that stuff even if they're weird or even personally insulting. Just asked that submissions relating to certain recent events that involve more than just me, like one posted early in this topic, be ignored or redacted.

Interesting topic to scan through though. They never really stay confession topics but that's kind of the fun of it. Got some needed laughs.

Oh and anyone shitting on Lan can just fuck off. Some for anyone saying the explicitly fucked up shit about Vulgorn and/or Jo.

People just really wanna see those pics man

Yeah that trio is the shitting hole for ce right now. It'll get better with time
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Wait, you are under 5 feet? I'm a short guy (Like 5'5 on tiptoes tbh) so that's adorable. <3

Short guys are the best guys. All the guys I've dated/messed around with have all been under 5'7

I have now tagged you as Favorite Fetal xD

I wanna tag you as "Daddy"
but idk who you are ;~;

I want to give Gamer99z a big hug.

same. he seems huggable
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Turns out Bullet Wing lives the next town over from me, so we will prob be taking some selfies together soon if you get my drift.
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Zodd3224 posted...

Turns out Bullet Wing lives the next town over from me, so we will prob be taking some selfies together soon if you get my drift.

I do not. Elaborate.
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Harpie posted...

I want to give Gamer99z a big hug.

same. he seems huggable

Now these submissions are getting somewhere. I can do hugs :D

Zodd3224 posted...

Turns out Bullet Wing lives the next town over from me, so we will prob be taking some selfies together soon if you get my drift.

Sounds like a good time.
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Harpie posted...

Short guys are the best guys. All the guys I've dated/messed around with have all been under 5'7

Would you date guys shorter den you
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Y'all can shit on me if you want
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MegaTech posted...

Y'all can shit on me if you want

Goddammit Mega. We can't take you anywhere.
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I forgot to make a confession in this topic.
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500
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