Current Events > CE Confessionary: (Mostly) Uncensored

(+) Yeah! (+)

muffinz0rz has become one of the worst CEmen and is a fam level shit poster. Stop being annoying or close your account.

Hoth definitely was the one threatening Aeriis. He's done a similar thing to SableWolfAngel as well.

For the record Leanaunfurled, I was being genuine about finally being ready to attempt to start a relationship with him right before all that happened. I'm not used to people being as nice to me as he was when he'd help me. Didnt have anything to do with the physical part. I was exaggerating when I said it was the worst thing about what happened, obviously that was much more important than me.

So that's why we don't see Hairy-Man no more. The ol ball and chain got knocked up by that dick of his and now he don't got no more play time. Goes to show the pull out method don't work if ya ain't fast.

I hear Chill can't get the equipment to work anymore. Lol

When I was in middle school I used to bully a kid pretty badly. He was overweight and struggled with dyslexia and I made fun of him relentlessly. I'd make fun of him until he cried then make fun of him for crying. Looking back as an adult I'm pretty ashamed of myself. I was seriously cruel.

I like it when Hoth spams alts. He keeps me entertained at work. Strangely he hasn't really harassed me. Perhaps he knows I don't take this place seriously and I am just here for the Cheap Entertainment.

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Zodd3224 posted...

Sayoria posted...

CEgals ranked

Cute-tier
Aeriis

Decent-tier
joestarrr
Sayoria

Meh-tier
Daffidilo
Leana

???-tier
LittleRoyal
Vyr
Eevee-Trainer
Any other CEgal not mentioned so far

Decent? I'll take it, seeing how only one made it to cute-tier. I am curious who wrote this though.

All underrated

333
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I've seen two CE dicks. Hairy-man and gavi, both are nice to look at. i kinda wish more would show off.

Nudes?

I'm very pro-trans & hate transphobia to death... but at the same time, I don't think I've ever actually known a transgender person irl. I still love trans people a lot & I hate transphobia now more than ever, but it just feels weird to me that I literally don't know any transgender people irl.

Greetings fellow comrades.

Your friend Substitution here. I had 70 accounts ready to be used for next Fridays event but unfortunately, because I was using those 70 accounts 1-by-1 and getting suspended on them, the mods discovered the naming scheme for them and they used that power to take down over half of those 70 accounts. Dont worry. I will remake more over the next few days. Because unlike chill02 and most of the Anti-Fam, I am actually quite unstoppable.

#ModAbuse
#Fam4ever

heterosexual men are fuckin dumbasses... and yet... it's their lack of emotional intelligence that makes them so goddamn fuckable & irresistible... wish i could find gay guys that hot for that reason. there's a lot of things you straight girls take for granted...

Hoth is hot.

Honestly, everyone on CE apart from Aeriis, Sayoria, SableWolfAngel, Bullet_Wing, DavidWong and electricbugs2 are pretty damn average.

Also, Id like to see selfies from the following

- Axiom
- Hey
- gnomefromnome
- Eevee-Trainer
- TheCrimsonAngel
- chill02
- LittleRoyal
- Vyr

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Error1355 is my password. Now try and guess the username :P

I just want to touch your bare ass Harpie with my fingers.

You guys suck.

I can't wait till this atrocity of a site dies. The mods and admins working for this site are some bottom-of-the-barrel idiots. Even a burglar is better than them.

^What he said.

Hoth. Please DONT shut up.

This is your chance Aeriis. I have bumped my offer from 100 bucks to 150 bucks. Here's your chance now to show me some of your nudes for 150 bucks in return.

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I didnt knock anyone up with my dink.

I knocked em down
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Hairy-man posted...

I didnt knock anyone up with my dink.

I knocked em down

I still havent got back up
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Wotswayla posted...

For the record Leanaunfurled, I was being genuine about finally being ready to attempt to start a relationship with him right before all that happened. I'm not used to people being as nice to me as he was when he'd help me. Didnt have anything to do with the physical part. I was exaggerating when I said it was the worst thing about what happened, obviously that was much more important than me.

How do people get feelings like this for someone over an internet message board?
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Wotswayla posted...

Also, Id like to see selfies from the following

- TheCrimsonAngel

I'm uggo
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ThatMuttGuy posted...

There's a pic that's floating around on the web that's supposedly him. Looks like a giant nosed version of the dude from Sum 41

Quit stealing my insults
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TheCrimsonAngel posted...

Wotswayla posted...

Also, Id like to see selfies from the following

- TheCrimsonAngel

I'm uggo

I've been thinking about it and after watching The Sweet Escape by Gwen Stefani, she reminded me of you. And to me, that's a great thing because Gwen is love.
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@TheCrimsonAngel

I don't think you are ugly.
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mipond posted...

@TheCrimsonAngel

I don't think you are ugly.

Very few people here are truly ugly, and she isn't one of them.
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xBloodBrotherx posted...

mipond posted...

TheCrimsonAngel

I don't think you are ugly.

Very few people here are truly ugly, and she isn't one of them.

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Back from work, gonna start posting ^^
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I'm desperately in love with Sayoria and she knows it.

:0

Wow I wasted my Tit account. I shouldnt have made that topic. I wasnt ready to give up that username ;(

how did that account get past the initial screening??

Anyways, Ive been thinking about pming Allen to get my Hey account back. Do you think hed give it to me for 500~ dollars? Or maybe sacrifice 500 alts for a resurrection?

you should do it
what could go wrong

While I don't think joestarr handled the whole vulgorn situation well, she definitely got screwed over too, and now pretty much everyone has abandoned her because of CE being CE.
What they really don't know is how pressured she felt (not to mention how much vulgorn stressed her the fuck out because she didn't always have time to respond in length - and vulgorn was annoyed by this), how much she was trying to do the right thing (she really DIDN'T do the right thing and needs better communication skills tbh), the fact she genuinely had feelings for him but thought being with her wouldn't be good, etc etc.
If only CE knew the full picture ... but she's not gonna put him on blast because, as stupid as it is, she still cares about other people here.
CE gon CE i guess.

It's a shitty situation all around. I feel for them both, especially joe. I've been horrible and neglectful to my friends before because of my own problems.

also, i can't imagine joestarr's already piss poor mental health as benefitting from all the shit that was said about her
if vulgorn believed her to be *that* mentally ill and gave a damn, he wouldn't have done that.

I'm probably going to be shot down for this.. but i think I agree. I feel like this could have been solved internally. Now both parties are miserable. Then again, hindsight is 20/20

I actually was gonna ghost my ex, but I didn't.
Worst mistake of my LIFE

what happened bro
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harpie pls have my babies <333

I will never have children

send me YOUR UNDYING LOVE AND AFFECTION tc

will do, just put all your credit card info in the confession box
pls dont actually im only saying this though to please our lord and cesavior error

Tbqh frfr

fr?!?!

Zzzzzzzzzz

go to sleep

as smart as jo is she was literally interested in vulgorn of all people
literally one of the most toxic people ever jfc
maybe she is desperate

nah, they're both people who just have their own problems

Dongle bongle

This confession topic SUCKS!!

IM SORRY I HAVE A JOB IM TRYING TO FIX MY LIFE OKAY LEAVE ME ALONE IM TRYING
...
i mean me too thanks
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Do we actually have proof that it was Hoth himself who doxxed him? Or are we just saying its Hoth because hes such an easy target?

No one really knows afaik

Is Hairy-Man really having a baby?

I hate Republicans so much.

They dont impress me either

I buy diapers and shit myself instead of using the toilet. Everytime I try now it won't come out of my butt and I have given up and I shit myself. It hurts my butt to sit on a toilet. I've been doing this for years, as I have a huge bowel movement and explode in my pants. I haven't been able to go to work often and people often go "what the fuck is that smell" and it lingers and they talk about it and I get very depressed.

I wish I was kidding but I'm not.

you should probably see a doctor

smoliske how does it feel knowing you're with the most hated cegal ever and that she picked you over everyone else

she's far from the most hated
just really unpopular right now
give ce a month and she'll be back to normal

I miss HectorTheShadow/MartiniGinTonic

who dat

MEGANE MEGANE

wha
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whatever happened to CestFaux/That_Which_Isnt/Anti_Philosophy ?????

were they even a real user

wazuka no jikan wo
wazuka no jikan wo
mitsuke
mitsuke
MITSUKETE

fuckin weebs get off my lawn!!!

vulgorn isn't innocent and everyone siding against jo is sickening.

I feel like neither of them are innocent.. but neither of them are guilty either. The whole thing is a miscommunication shitshow. Vulgorn could have been more understanding, Joe could have been more upfront. But it's hard to believe she's the bad guy he made her out to be... maybe it's because I relate to her on giving out mixed signals. Because those can be easily interpreted as being selfish, cruel and cold hearted. I also don't really believe that there are "bad" people

I wanna do more drugs.

do em

I have a mole inside the fam and he's found me some juicy info. This Friday will be an all new kind of Hey day.

This is for him.

oh lord save us all

Dean here I just wanted to say fuck the fam and their Sum 41 meth head leader. I hope they all take a one way trip to the sun

lmao

Lets get some links to selfies in here

Nope, I will not post or click on any links
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Nudes?

when and where do u want em bby

This place licks balls

that's gay

I've refrained from posting pics of myself. I just don't like having my picture taken. Recently I've felt like fuck it... people do selfies. I don't. Maybe I should. I tried taking selfies and I got a few but my phone and internet and computer are all being fucknuggets. Upload via charge cable? Error! Upload via cloud? I don't have that. Upload via email? Account is old and dead. Upload directly on imgur? Movie is errors. Imgtc? Fucking soooo much easier... but all pics I try to upload are blank :(.

This is annoying.

if you really want help uploading a picture pm me, im all for showing ce the goods

Vulgorn isnt as nice as people make him out to be. He was extremely hostile and argumentative in the TWSS and he got away with stuff we didnt because hes irl friends with JMP. One of the most toxic members of TWSS. Its why I left.

This is what bothers me most about ce. It's one witchhunt after the other. Should Joe have gotten harassed like that? No. Should Vulgorn get harassed like that? No. Ce needs to realize that there aren't any bad guys. That's just a pipe dream though ;~;

I'd hit it

I can reach orgasm as many times as I want, as long as I don't stop to rest, and am not doing it alone. My record is 8, over 2 1/2 hours. I'm a male.

That's... actually super hot lmao. I've never climaxed and I fucking hate it

Im a member of the fam but secretly hate them all and let me tell you the precious mole confession is bullshit. The fam may be packed with horrible people, but they really have nothing interesting to say. Here anyway. Even on their board.

That's what i figured lmao. The fam is a great scapegoat

But if you hate them all, wouldn't that make you the mole??
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MEGANE MEGANE

A man of culture.

I'm really mad I don't fucking get it I can't do what I'm trying to do bullshit cantnpost pics fuck
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people talking shit about vulgar on anon

fucking gross.

ProfessorKukui posted...

MEGANE MEGANE

A man of culture.

i am afraid to look up what that means

ImTheMacheteGuy posted...

I'm really mad I don't fucking get it I can't do what I'm trying to do bullshit cantnpost pics fuck

lmao i've always wondered what you looked like

Did you take your picture from a smartphone?

YoungMakaiyum posted...

people talking shit about vulgar on anon

fucking gross.

it's pretty gross, but it's nothing compared to what joe got
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Harpie posted...

ProfessorKukui posted...

MEGANE MEGANE

A man of culture.

i am afraid to look up what that means

ImTheMacheteGuy posted...

I'm really mad I don't fucking get it I can't do what I'm trying to do bullshit cantnpost pics fuck

lmao i've always wondered what you looked like

Did you take your picture from a smartphone?

YoungMakaiyum posted...

people talking shit about vulgar on anon

fucking gross.

it's pretty gross, but it's nothing compared to what joe got

It is dumb series of bullshit I have the pics I can't get them online wtf I'm still trying to figure it out I even have the pic that challenges jmo and I get any of them online I even tried directly sending via text to a close gamefaqs friend but they wouldn't go through and he was all wtf
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Harpie posted...

it's pretty gross, but it's nothing compared to what joe got

not really

insulting someone while hiding is worse.

I dunno, sounds like jo and Vulgorn weren't good for each other's mental health in general. Not that this all should have been aired so publicly but it seems like splitting up may be the best for both of them.
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I have history making poor decisions and airing things that I shouldn't publicly, so I do have some experience.
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I think hairy man has the biggest dick on CE. Well maybe aside from chill

we will never know

There are nudes of (redacted) out there? Where? Does they live up to what they showed before?

On discord apparently, and the answer is yes. They are glorious

I'm getting the feeling I'm some kind of fucking comedy of errors. I joked around about having trouble taking pics. I did have trouble. I then joked around about not even knowing how. I tried and it got harder wtf. I then said enough is enough and three put an use of an account bet because how hard is it to post some stuff. Now I can't figure it out. My phone is an an asshole and I can't figure out how the fuck to upload pics now. Holy hoops to jump through. Holy bull fuck. Im really annoyd. I wanted to share. Now I fucking have to wait and I look like a prick in the process

cmon man i believe in you, you can do it

Girth or length?

For me it's probably length, but if it's pencil thin then we aint gettin anywhere

I can do the same thing with orgasms. Am also male. Usually can climax 3 times in a row, depends how horny I am. My point her is... I can help you climax, too. ;)

Maybe you could, my issue it that I stop because it gets overwhelming lol
i think im oversensitive

Im so happy we ran LanHikari10 off this site. CE has become significantly better without him posting.

:/

PLEASE don't post (redacted). I'm the multiple orgasm guy from a few minutes ago. I would love to help you, Harpie, but I would bet my life that if I passed you on the street, you wouldn't even look at me. If you want to talk, post "[redacted]" and respond with "PM Me".

I'd probably at least smile at you, I smile at everyone that passes me unless i'm in a super crowed area. Like, downtown seattle at 5pm on a Saturday kind of crowded

But nah fam, last time i asked people to pm me i got this main warned for three days lmao
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Harpie posted...

Im so happy we ran LanHikari10 off this site. CE has become significantly better without him posting.

Lan's still here Muffin/ed.
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So what is this Joe Vulgorn thing that Ive missed?
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...

It is dumb series of bullshit I have the pics I can't get them online wtf I'm still trying to figure it out I even have the pic that challenges jmo and I get any of them online I even tried directly sending via text to a close gamefaqs friend but they wouldn't go through and he was all wtf

Oh if you have a dumb phone dont even bother. It's such a headache. Do you have a webcam?

YoungMakaiyum posted...

not really

insulting someone while hiding is worse.

I'm not trying to say what Vulgorn is getting isn't bad but.. those two that i just posted are the only confessions I've gotten about him. Joe literally got death and rape threats.. she probably has around 15 unpostable confessions.

TheCrimsonAngel posted...

I have history making poor decisions and airing things that I shouldn't publicly, so I do have some experience.

And I have experience with cutting people out and giving extremely mixed signals because of my own mental issues. I know how those kind of things can be interpreted as cold hearted

Luckily I've been able to solve most of those things privately :/
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Harpie posted...

Joe literally got death and rape threats.

CE quit being shitheads.
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Harpie posted...

I'm not trying to say what Vulgorn is getting isn't bad but.. those two that i just posted are the only confessions I've gotten about him. Joe literally got death and rape threats.. she probably has around 15 unpostable confessions.

oh wtf

never mind then

Oh, your account is back again, congrats.
Dont lose it again.
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Harpie posted...

I think hairy man has the biggest dick on CE. Well maybe aside from chill

Depends on your exact choice of metric, but from what I've seen yeah he's definitely up there. Chill has a very respectable member but it's shy of the top 3 that Hairy is a part of.

There are nudes of (redacted) out there? Where? Does they live up to what they showed before?

On discord apparently, and the answer is yes. They are glorious

Wait were you able to see them? :o
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Is (redacted) @Vyrulisse ? Because they are indeed glorious.
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TheCrimsonAngel posted...

Harpie posted...

Joe literally got death and rape threats.

CE quit being shitheads.

*ce proceeds to fill up my confessionary with more threats*

YoungMakaiyum posted...

oh wtf

never mind then

Yeah. Luckily, I don't think joe personally saw many or any of that nasty shit. She did get the full force of ce's opinions on her though

Foppe posted...

Oh, your account is back again, congrats.
Dont lose it again.

inb4 im warned in an hour
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TheCrimsonAngel posted...

Is (redacted) @Vyrulisse ? Because they are indeed glorious.

While that is definitely true, I believe it's about a male poster.
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https://imgtc.com/a/D5XiuVe
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...

https://imgtc.com/a/D5XiuVe

You really are the machete guy
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xBloodBrotherx posted...

Wait were you able to see them? :o

Nah, I've just heard countless confessions and posts about it. I was invited to the ce dicksord months ago but declined because I wasn't in the best mental state at the time

i lost my chance lmao

TheCrimsonAngel posted...

Is (redacted) Vyrulisse ? Because they are indeed glorious.

Nah, it's a guy with a

xBloodBrotherx posted...

While that is definitely true, I believe it's about a male poster.

Yep yep!

ImTheMacheteGuy posted...

https://imgtc.com/a/D5XiuVe

I'm getting medival vibes so hardcore

i cant tell if it's the goatee and the strand of hair in your face or it's THE FUCKING SWORD??

WHAT

HOW

WHY

fr though you're hella cute
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Harpie posted...

Nah, it's a guy with a

Bah, that's not exciting.
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TheCrimsonAngel posted...

Harpie posted...

Nah, it's a guy with a

Bah, that's not exciting.

Says the lesbian
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TheCrimsonAngel posted...

Harpie posted...

Nah, it's a guy with a

Bah, that's not exciting.

It must suck not being able to appreciate attractive people of both sexes. Not being sexually attracted to them is one thing but not being able to at least being able to give a nice "damn, good for you" both ways is lame.
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If I met you you'd be an eclair because you'd be full of cream

ce pls

Not gonna lie, kind of a turn on to think about the oversensitivity. If it means I get to touch or have my fingers in a girl as cute as you more, I'm all for it. You know, *ahem* just to help you over"come" that problem.

Yeah I honestly forsee it being a hit with guys, because it's just me that's stopping myself and my reaction would be kinda intense

TheCrimsonAngel if she is still here why hasnt she posted in over a week?

because she doesnt wanna

Harpie is actually a 55 year old man named Roberto

My last name is Dick

good job ce.

dont congratulate them, they need a good spanking!

Also, TheCrimsonAngel, LanHikari10s post feed is public on his profile and we at the fam monitor it closely to find any opportunity we can to jump down his throat. He definitely hasnt been around recently.

what is this

vulgorn sucks and leeched the living fuck out of jo, y'all just didn't see it.

Nah, he's justifiably hurt and upset
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Hoth was literally bragging on CE about infiltrating his board, causing drama, and that something bigger was coming, then like a day or two later he and his family are doxxed. That's pretty clear evidence that even if Hoth himself didn't actually do the act that he was still involved with what was going on and whoever did. Which makes him equally trash so who cares if it was just Hoth or him and one or more of of his butt buddies. They're all involved by relation to their group. If they weren't okay with it they would expose those within that are responsible or at the very least stop associating with the group.

I don't know what to think anymore

joestarr and smoliske are (flame) who deserve each other

y u so bitter

As much as I wish that catching feels entitled you to a relationship, it fucking doesn't.
Some of you need to learn that instead of making someone's life miserable. Why would you want to be with someone who you pressured into a relationship anyway?!

I dont think he felt he was entitled to the relationship, more so he was given mixed signals and felt betrayed when he indirectly found out her true feelings

So is joe still meeting smoliske?

probably. I wish her the best. I just feel weird about smoliske

protip: if she's consistently being short and terse with you, she isn't interested.

common sense with anon ceman!

Leave it to kaname to jump in with her stubborn ass opinion before she bothers to figure out all the facts first.

Dude you really need to stop and think before you post.

she's literally 12 i think she gets a pass

Also I hate people who get offended by being called a dude. Anyone can be a dude these days its not exclusive to men. Guys is also that way.

lmao
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You may get a confession topic to 500 Harpie.

Are you excited?
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lol @ vulgorn being mad about mixed signals/flirting with others when jo literally fucking told him she wasn't interested (after she finally figured it out luuul), and flirted with others AFTER the fact.

yeah, like i said earlier, it was miscommunication on both their parts. It's sad that it ended up getting broadcasted to everyone

papa franku blesses this post

time to WANK

hell yes

"friend zone" = her free will and bodily autonomy inconvenience your boner therefore she's an evil bitch and must be outed as such

and this is how the witchhunt reversal begins

All these topics about how chill, hairy, and others have nice penises makes me feel inadequate as hell. Im so fucking depressed about how I only have a 4.5 inch member with hardly any girth. :/

Am I just totally fucked because random chance hates me?

4.5 isn't horrible, it's still 100% workable and able to pleasure someone. You just have to get good with what you have and learn to excell in other ways. Mind blowing sex isn't just dick

LanHikari10 is a 27 year old virgin. Joestarrr confirmed it.

pretty sure she never said that

Jo is one of the kindest, most peaceful people on this planet.
She didn't do vulgar right, but I can vouch that she genuinely didn't want to hurt him, or anyone else, like this.
Hell, if she weren't currently seeing someone she'd probably try to get with him just from feeling guilty because she's unfortunately easily manipulated and kiiiinda a doormat. Here's to hoping her new man doesn't manipulate her the way others here have.

That's the vibe I'm getting. She reminds me of me. It's why I swore off e relationships because I know how I can be. I hope things work out for her though
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TheCrimsonAngel posted...

You may get a confession topic to 500 Harpie.

Are you excited?

my body is READY
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I want to have your babies.

NO BABIES

w h o p o s t e d
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h o t h
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ILY tc let's make babbs

i dont wannaaaaaaa

skeet skeet goddam

tell em!

LeanaUnfurled has the nicest ass and I want a piece of it.

dont we all ._.

Vulgorn May be hurt and upset but nothing can justify that topic he made about joestarrr.

i agree

if you were a video tape i would be kind and rewind.

thank you <333
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