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ShadowElite86 06/14/18 11:39:39 AM #1: |
I have a pretty serious condition called "fatherhood" and it goes into full effect on Monday. I'm trying to decide how I want to spend my final days.
Recommend some suggestions for my last meal as well. --- GT: ShadowElite86 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSBBSB 06/14/18 11:40:29 AM #2: |
Deed
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ForestLogic 06/14/18 11:41:16 AM #3: |
Why would you decide to have a child if you're literally comparing becoming a father to having a terminal illness?
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DarthGravid 06/14/18 11:42:06 AM #4: |
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Uncle Choad 06/14/18 11:42:20 AM #5: |
ForestLogic posted...
Why would you decide to have a child if you're literally comparing becoming a father to having a terminal illness? Kid doesn't know about these things called jokes. --- Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dyinglegacy 06/14/18 11:42:26 AM #6: |
Practice changing diapers and swaddling.
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Lost_All_Senses 06/14/18 11:43:31 AM #7: |
Ignore your practically disabled wifey
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DoctorVader 06/14/18 11:43:52 AM #8: |
Listen to Final Countdown while playing Final Fantasy 7 and watching The Last Jedi.
--- It all just disappears, doesn't it? Everything you are, gone in a moment, like breath on a mirror. - The Doctor ... Copied to Clipboard!
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joestarrr 06/14/18 11:45:17 AM #9: |
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Ignore your practically disabled wifey LMAO --- you can't spell american dream without eric andre ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthWendy 06/14/18 11:47:08 AM #10: |
Mazel Tov ! <3
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ShadowElite86 06/14/18 12:01:59 PM #11: |
SSBBSB posted...
Deed Indeed. DarthGravid posted... Sleep. As a father of five, that's what I miss most. Oh my, I don't envy you. I've been going to bed early for the past 6 months in preparation. Dyinglegacy posted... Practice changing diapers and swaddling. Yeah....I should probably do that. I really don't want to dig into my stash of diapers though. Maybe I'll snag some cheapos from the dollar store to practice with. Lost_All_Senses posted... Ignore your practically disabled wifey Nah, she isn't disabled. She just starts to waddle a bit when she walks a long distance. --- GT: ShadowElite86 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lost_All_Senses 06/14/18 12:15:54 PM #12: |
ShadowElite86 posted...
Nah, she isn't disabled. She just starts to waddle a bit when she walks a long distance. Like a sexy penguin? You should see if she'll wear a suit. --- There will always be exceptions. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthGravid 06/14/18 12:16:39 PM #13: |
DarthGravid posted...
Sleep. As a father of five, that's what I miss most. ShadowElite86 posted...
That's not up to you. The baby is the boss. If the baby wants to stay up all night, you are staying up all night. Busy day tomorrow? Baby doesn't care. Something else, I have a reasonable suspicion that my Xbox makes a sound that only kids can hear, because every time I turn it on, they all go into full meltdown mode. I wish that was a joke. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ForestLogic 06/14/18 12:28:07 PM #14: |
Uncle Choad posted...
ForestLogic posted...Why would you decide to have a child if you're literally comparing becoming a father to having a terminal illness? Truth in every joke sweetheart. Tell me where I'm wrong. --- AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer / ObjectiveLogic #MasterChiefForSmash ... Copied to Clipboard!
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joestarrr 06/14/18 3:56:58 PM #15: |
Lost_All_Senses posted...
ShadowElite86 posted...Nah, she isn't disabled. She just starts to waddle a bit when she walks a long distance. --- you can't spell american dream without eric andre ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ShadowElite86 06/15/18 12:01:31 PM #16: |
joestarrr posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...ShadowElite86 posted...Nah, she isn't disabled. She just starts to waddle a bit when she walks a long distance. I feel like I missed a great opportunity at some role playing fun time with this. I still have a few days....WHERE CAN I FIND A PENGUIN COSTUME?! --- GT: ShadowElite86 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hulkasaurusrex 06/15/18 12:08:25 PM #17: |
Yo you are gunna die f it gangsta get yours and i know you might say i am not like that but do what you want.
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