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Neoconkers 06/14/18 8:25:10 PM #1:	I saw joestarrr at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didnt want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, Oh, like youre doing now? I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but she kept cutting me off and going huh? huh? huh? and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The guy at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like Sir, you need to pay for those first. At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When he took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually to prevent any electrical infetterence, and then turned around and winked at me. I dont even think thats a word. After he scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly. --- Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq. Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil <cite>Neoconkers posted [p:903273897] in The real t... [t:76714515]...</cite> <quote>I saw joestarrr at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didnt want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, Oh, like youre doing now? I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but she kept cutting me off and going huh? huh? huh? and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The guy at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like Sir, you need to pay for those first. At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When he took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually to prevent any electrical infetterence, and then turned around and winked at me. I dont even think thats a word. After he scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catboy0_0 06/14/18 8:26:00 PM #2:	hahahahahahaha --- https://imgur.com/a/YXM2bZn Dai Grepher: I am an idiot. I am wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>catboy0_0 posted [p:903273948] in The real t... [t:76714515]...</cite> <quote>hahahahahahaha</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tmk 06/14/18 8:27:22 PM #3:	Now there's a fella I hadn't seen in awhile. How 'bout this CE, huh? Kinda makes all the fucked up shit we saw in the olden days seem quaint compared to this community's issues, huh? >_> --- I am snazzier, hot, hot rant. Warily slight as. Croak rush, OK? Weirder, almighty make out. ::) <cite>Tmk posted [p:903274016] in The real t... [t:76714515]...</cite> <quote>Now there's a fella I hadn't seen in awhile. How 'bout this CE, huh? Kinda makes all the fucked up shit we saw in the olden days seem quaint compared to this community's issues, huh? >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 06/14/18 9:02:11 PM #4:	great topic --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (4-4): https://imgur.com/7cjNtgQ <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:903276043] in The real t... [t:76714515]...</cite> <quote>great topic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 06/14/18 9:03:47 PM #5:	I'm glad the real truth is out there. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:903276123] in The real t... [t:76714515]...</cite> <quote>I'm glad the real truth is out there.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bulletproofvita 06/14/18 9:08:53 PM #7:	Muffinz0rz posted... great topic --- Signatures are overrated. <cite>bulletproofvita posted [p:903276449] in The real t... [t:76714515]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote>great topic</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ProbablyaCat 06/14/18 9:10:52 PM #8:	The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima... This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality? What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift? Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized? I could go on <cite>ProbablyaCat posted [p:903276559] in The real t... [t:76714515]...</cite> <quote>The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima... This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality? What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift? Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized? I could go on</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pres_madagascar 06/14/18 9:16:31 PM #9:	ProbablyaCat posted... The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima... This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality? What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift? Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized? I could go on Beautiful --- https://imgur.com/23CCcZB https://imgur.com/32mwCo1 https://imgur.com/oqklqKC <cite>pres_madagascar posted [p:903276894] in The real t... [t:76714515]...</cite> <quote><cite>ProbablyaCat posted...</cite> <quote>The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima... This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality? What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift? Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized? I could go on</quote> Beautiful</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 06/15/18 11:24:27 AM #10:	bulletproofvita posted... Muffinz0rz posted... great topic --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (4-4): https://imgur.com/7cjNtgQ <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:903309399] in The real t... [t:76714515]...</cite> <quote><cite>bulletproofvita posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote>great topic</quote> </quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YoungMakaiyum 06/15/18 11:26:23 AM #11:	Muffinz0rz posted... bulletproofvita posted... Muffinz0rz posted... great topic dont pretend you didnt "steal" that meme either besides if nobody steals it it's not even a meme <cite>YoungMakaiyum posted [p:903309517] in The real t... [t:76714515]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>bulletproofvita posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote>great topic</quote> </quote> </quote> dont pretend you didnt "steal" that meme either besides if nobody steals it it's not even a meme</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 06/15/18 11:42:52 AM #12:	YoungMakaiyum posted... Muffinz0rz posted... bulletproofvita posted... Muffinz0rz posted... great topic dont pretend you didnt "steal" that meme either besides if nobody steals it it's not even a meme --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (4-4): https://imgur.com/7cjNtgQ <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:903310401] in The real t... [t:76714515]...</cite> <quote><cite>YoungMakaiyum posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>bulletproofvita posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote>great topic</quote> </quote> </quote> dont pretend you didnt "steal" that meme either besides if nobody steals it it's not even a meme</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 06/15/18 11:46:03 AM #13:	joestarrr is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink. "Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with joestarrr? She touches her neck as she watches me leave. Later, as the night drags on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette. "Got a spare?" she asks. "What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles. "Conversation with me, duh." I laugh. "What's so funny?" she protests. "Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?" "You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter. "What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask. "Teaching, I think." "And if I was your student, what would I be learning?" "Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?" "Bermuda," I say. "Oh wow. That's lovely." "It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking." "What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires. "I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere." --- https://imgur.com/Sy3Fd8J <cite>Touch posted [p:903310574] in The real t... [t:76714515]...</cite> <quote>joestarrr is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink. "Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with joestarrr? She touches her neck as she watches me leave. Later, as the night drags on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette. "Got a spare?" she asks. "What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles. "Conversation with me, duh." I laugh. "What's so funny?" she protests. "Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?" "You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter. "What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask. "Teaching, I think." "And if I was your student, what would I be learning?" "Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?" "Bermuda," I say. "Oh wow. That's lovely." "It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking." "What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires. "I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 06/15/18 12:03:37 PM #14:	Touch posted... joestarrr is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink. "Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with joestarrr? She touches her neck as she watches me leave. Later, as the night drags on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette. "Got a spare?" she asks. "What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles. "Conversation with me, duh." I laugh. "What's so funny?" she protests. "Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?" "You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter. "What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask. "Teaching, I think." "And if I was your student, what would I be learning?" "Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?" "Bermuda," I say. "Oh wow. That's lovely." "It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking." "What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires. "I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere." fucking +1 --- I use Gameraven and you should too. #heavilyburntpotato <cite>teepan95 posted [p:903311572] in The real t... [t:76714515]...</cite> <quote><cite>Touch posted...</cite> <quote>joestarrr is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink. "Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with joestarrr? She touches her neck as she watches me leave. Later, as the night drags on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette. "Got a spare?" she asks. "What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles. "Conversation with me, duh." I laugh. "What's so funny?" she protests. "Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?" "You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter. "What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask. "Teaching, I think." "And if I was your student, what would I be learning?" "Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?" "Bermuda," I say. "Oh wow. That's lovely." "It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking." "What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires. "I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."</quote> fucking +1</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 06/15/18 12:03:39 PM #15:	@joestarrr Is this story true? --- There will always be exceptions. <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:903311573] in The real t... [t:76714515]...</cite> <quote>@joestarrr Is this story true?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pikachupwnage 06/15/18 12:16:35 PM #16:	Nani? DIOOOOOOOOOOOOO! --- https://imgur.com/cfZmEFd Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif <cite>pikachupwnage posted [p:903312307] in The real t... [t:76714515]...</cite> <quote>Nani? DIOOOOOOOOOOOOO!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 06/15/18 12:32:27 PM #17:	teepan95 posted... fucking +1 --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (4-4): https://imgur.com/7cjNtgQ <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:903313150] in The real t... [t:76714515]...</cite> <quote><cite>teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote>fucking +1</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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