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CableZL
06/15/18 6:10:17 PM
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I'm having some replacement Galaxy Note 8 S Pens delivered today. If I'm having something delivered during the week, I normally have it delivered to work. It didn't arrive in time, so I'm trying to change it to be delivered to my apartment instead.

They said they could change it as long as the new address is 1 mile away or less. I live really close, but I know the drive is 1.9 miles. He said it isn't by road, it's just linear distance. Turns out my apartment is 1.1 miles away, so they're going to at least try to see if it will be accepted.
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EpicMickeyDrew
06/15/18 6:24:36 PM
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OK but when would you have used the phrase?
Guy: It isn't by road, it's just linear distance.
TC: HAhA, more like as the crow flies haha, amirite? amirite guy? haha
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CableZL
06/15/18 6:30:23 PM
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EpicMickeyDrew posted...
OK but when would you have used the phrase?
Guy: It isn't by road, it's just linear distance.
TC: HAhA, more like as the crow flies haha, amirite? amirite guy? haha

Yeah, almost exactly like that
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CableZL
06/15/18 7:32:46 PM
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King Rial
06/15/18 7:36:20 PM
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CableZL posted...
Replacement styluses (stylii?) received

woo

Cool.

And both are fine.
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