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bob742omb
06/25/18 12:14:40 AM
#1:


i'm feeling it build up inside of my intenstines and im ready to unleash this hard and crusty monstrosity that will surely rip up my asshole and clog the toilet.

i'm prepared.... are you?
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Unspecified_NPC
06/25/18 12:14:59 AM
#2:


I literally just dumped ass
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CanCanSam
06/25/18 12:15:55 AM
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Have you ever farted and thought nothing of it but the smell never went away and you realized you shit yourself?
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kingdrake2
06/25/18 12:28:32 AM
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CanCanSam posted...
Have you ever farted and thought nothing of it but the smell never went away and you realized you shit yourself?


i had it happen today, i over-calculated the time i had to reach a toilet so i could give the dog a walk.
kinda wished it would of waited 30 mins so i could finish my noodles (broth was super hot).

i just gotta remember not to consume noodles after 6:30am until the dog gets up.
or else my snack gets ruined.
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