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jalawa_aloo 06/27/18 1:43:07 AM #1: |
RULES
- Anything related to underage sex will be ommitted from this topic https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1fa6viQF1EPEP5paXezvQfYXxTLPsyAtklmfl4Xsqfus/ --- disco inferno ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie_ 06/27/18 1:47:34 AM #2: |
I've licked an anime figure on the butt hot I post facts showing that white people are superior to black people and I get modded. Actual FBI stats. Then I get called racist for posting facts. lol --- sigless user logic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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teepan95 06/27/18 1:48:12 AM #3: |
Tag
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TheCrimsonAngel 06/27/18 1:48:55 AM #4: |
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jalawa_aloo 06/27/18 1:51:07 AM #5: |
Harpie is a better confessee than I could ever hope to be tbh
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Harpie_ 06/27/18 1:52:52 AM #6: |
I've become a huuuuge flirt on CE over the past few days I do that when I'm bored Or when it's past 11pm at night and I'm drunk Either way it's fun i want to lick harpies (body) cool Based on that second confession, it looks like Admiral is back He was gone? I love you I love you too bby <333 (Flame about Leana, Lan and Mernardi so bad there's no point redacting it) r u ok --- sigless user logic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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sylverlolol 06/27/18 1:53:48 AM #7: |
Harpie_ posted...
I've licked an anime figure on the butt @TheMarthKoopa plz respond --- This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie_ 06/27/18 1:53:49 AM #8: |
jalawa_aloo posted...
Harpie is a better confessee than I could ever hope to be tbh Thanks I put minimal effort into these TheCrimsonAngel posted... Harpie_ Who knows --- sigless user logic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheCrimsonAngel 06/27/18 1:54:33 AM #9: |
Harpie_ posted...
Who knows Is this a sting operation? Are you with the feds!? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie_ 06/27/18 2:00:07 AM #10: |
I farted ew is it smelly I like turtles. They reek from literally swimming in their own shit as the flirt guy, we should have a flirt date sometime ;) My dms are always open bby ;00000 Don't redact my fucking confessions you (redacted) oops I've been browsing the furry porn sites again tonight Are you having fun at least? There are actually more conservative staff members than liberal staff members. staff of where i want to lick @DocileOrangeCup s (body) have at it, im sure he'd love it --- sigless user logic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie_ 06/27/18 2:00:54 AM #11: |
Oh btw if you see something replaced with (body) it means gentials or the ole gloryhole
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Harpie_ 06/27/18 2:01:28 AM #12: |
TheCrimsonAngel posted...
Harpie_ posted...Who knows I plead the 5th!! --- sigless user logic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DocileOrangeCup 06/27/18 2:02:06 AM #13: |
Harpie_ posted...
have at it, im sure he'd love it wtf nuh uh im too hairy their tongue would get stuck --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie_ 06/27/18 2:06:39 AM #14: |
I'm going to buy my first figure of a character from a video game I like. I'm going to <redacted> it. I did not redact this Nintendo International gets great easy ratings son. what dat boi Blondes snort Splenda because they think it is diet coke. This is fact, I've seen it irl What is black on the outside and white on the inside? An oreo! Whitney Houston's nose. i dont get it What are the first five words a crackhead in a three piece tailored suit hears? okay this one makes sense i like it Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking crack and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and pursued them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday." Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?" "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle)is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd guy) "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!" "Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, "This is your asshole before prison...." lmaoooooooo i love this and i love you --- sigless user logic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheCrimsonAngel 06/27/18 2:09:45 AM #15: |
Harpie_ posted...
Blondes snort Splenda because they think it is diet coke. Harpie and I actually do it together all the time. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie_ 06/27/18 2:11:27 AM #16: |
Yes, I'm having fun. I found a nice drawing with a whale and a snake that I can't describe further because it wouldn't be PG-13 Well thank you for following our celord and savoir errors rules that will help make up for the fact that youre watching furry porn i want to comb @Reis hair and tell him hes pretty and also lick his (body) he is very pretty, and his (body) is ripe for the taking As much as CE seems to hate me I can't leave because it's the only social interaction I've ever really had and without you all I don't know what I'd do with my life Same but ce doesnt hate me I enjoy (redacted's) trolling because of how hated it makes him. He spends his time creating alts only to get mocked and laughed at constantly. His pathetic life makes me feel better about my own. :/ I got some shoes from my drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. ba dum tss!! After seeing Gamer99z's nudes it makes sense why mipond was obsessed with him. o-o The Sanctuary getting a Discord was the worst thing thats ever happened to that place. Nah I think theyre pretty happy about it --- sigless user logic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkTransient 06/27/18 2:11:39 AM #17: |
Harpie_ posted...
Nintendo [redacted] Five bucks says this one was submitted by one of the oh-so-tolerant-and-anti-racism liberals on this board, just itching for a chance to get their true feelings out anonymously. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie_ 06/27/18 2:12:53 AM #18: |
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Harpie_ posted...have at it, im sure he'd love it boi u nasty shave that shit TheCrimsonAngel posted... Harpie_ posted...Blondes snort Splenda because they think it is diet coke. It gives a great high --- sigless user logic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie_ 06/27/18 2:13:41 AM #19: |
DarkTransient posted...
Harpie_ posted...Nintendo [redacted] The nintendo one? What?? Is there something im missing here --- sigless user logic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkTransient 06/27/18 2:14:57 AM #20: |
Harpie_ posted...
DarkTransient posted...Harpie_ posted...Nintendo [redacted] First letter of each word... --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DocileOrangeCup 06/27/18 2:17:00 AM #21: |
Harpie_ posted...
boi u nasty shave that shit shut up you know you love it --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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teepan95 06/27/18 2:17:17 AM #23: |
DarkTransient posted...
Harpie_ posted...Nintendo [redacted] so basically, it was you and you want recognition for your oh so clever dogwhistling --- I use Gameraven and you should too. #heavilyburntpotato ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkTransient 06/27/18 2:17:51 AM #24: |
Conflict posted...
DarkTransient posted...Harpie_ posted...Nintendo [redacted] Key word bolded. Right-wingers who are racist are open about it. Liberals are almost universally racist and try to hide it, until they have an anonymous platform or are only among their trusted close friends. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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legendarylemur 06/27/18 2:17:52 AM #25: |
I confess!! It was me who ate the last chocolate in the fridge
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DarkTransient 06/27/18 2:18:32 AM #26: |
teepan95 posted...
DarkTransient posted...Harpie_ posted...Nintendo [redacted] Hm, a known liberal, trying to pin the blame on the person who draws attention to it... red flag much? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheCrimsonAngel 06/27/18 2:19:26 AM #27: |
DarkTransient posted...
liberals DarkTransient posted... Liberals DarkTransient posted... liberal --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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teepan95 06/27/18 2:20:06 AM #28: |
DarkTransient posted...
teepan95 posted...DarkTransient posted... ITP: someone I've never talked to calls me a "known liberal" So you're either a stalker or an alt --- I use Gameraven and you should too. #heavilyburntpotato ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BWLurker2 06/27/18 2:20:25 AM #29: |
teepan95 posted...
DarkTransient posted...Harpie_ posted...Nintendo [redacted] My thoughts exactly ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie_ 06/27/18 2:20:30 AM #30: |
I don't think I'm gay but I honestly wanna dress Reis up like a girl and (redacted) Hmm, well as long as Reis agrees to this I say dance your little heart out So is Vyrulisse a lesbian or not? I can never tell. Yes I learned today that the classic pool scent is actually the result of chlorine reacting with piss. So basically, pools reek of piss :v That makes me sad Harpie, the Black on the outside and Whitney Houston ones were the same joke. ;) Yes but I still dont get it im literally stupid O-O What do marijuana and the Carolina Panthers have in common? They both get smoked in bowls. Boi you about to get hounded by Panther fans The United States didn't really nuke Japan during WW2. They sent in Chuck Norris, but to avoid being declared the worst human rights violators in the war, they claimed to have just dropped a couple of nuclear bombs instead. Gotta do what you gotta do I wonder what it feels like to go on a Tinder date with Chuck Norris --- sigless user logic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkTransient 06/27/18 2:20:50 AM #31: |
teepan95 posted...
DarkTransient posted...teepan95 posted...DarkTransient posted... But not wrong. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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glitteringfairy 06/27/18 2:22:20 AM #32: |
Get in here boys, it's trou droppin time!
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teepan95 06/27/18 2:22:24 AM #33: |
I think they're referring to Whitney Houston as a "sell-out" of sorts
Which is fucking shitty if true (Apologies for my coarse language, I'm rather triggered ATM) --- I use Gameraven and you should too. #heavilyburntpotato ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BWLurker2 06/27/18 2:23:11 AM #34: |
Lol, DarkTransient gets called out on his racist bullshit and tries to blame it on others!
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teepan95 06/27/18 2:23:44 AM #35: |
DarkTransient posted...
teepan95 posted...DarkTransient posted... Congratulations, you want a medal? And for the record, I'm a leftist. Not a liberal. --- I use Gameraven and you should too. #heavilyburntpotato ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkTransient 06/27/18 2:23:45 AM #36: |
teepan95 posted...
I think they're referring to Whitney Houston as a "sell-out" of sorts No. It's a joke about how she was always snorting cocaine. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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teepan95 06/27/18 2:24:17 AM #37: |
DarkTransient posted...
teepan95 posted...I think they're referring to Whitney Houston as a "sell-out" of sorts ...o.0 --- I use Gameraven and you should too. #heavilyburntpotato ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkTransient 06/27/18 2:24:21 AM #38: |
teepan95 posted...
And for the record, I'm a leftist. Not a liberal. That's like saying "I'm an idiot, not a moron." --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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0AbsoluteZero0 06/27/18 2:24:32 AM #39: |
BWLurker2 posted...
Lol, DarkTransient gets called out on his racist bullshit and tries to blame it on others! This is the least shocking development ever --- -The Admirable ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheCrimsonAngel 06/27/18 2:25:00 AM #40: |
DarkTransient posted...
teepan95 posted...And for the record, I'm a leftist. Not a liberal. Dude shut up. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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teepan95 06/27/18 2:25:20 AM #41: |
DarkTransient posted...
teepan95 posted... Still a necessary distinction, seeing as how many American "liberals" are just conservatives in disguise --- I use Gameraven and you should too. #heavilyburntpotato ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkTransient 06/27/18 2:25:37 AM #42: |
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
BWLurker2 posted...Lol, DarkTransient gets called out on his racist bullshit and tries to blame it on others! If that's so "not shocking", I'm sure you can back the claim up with plenty of racist posts I've made, given how much your type loves to keep an archive of any "racist" stuff you come across. (Your claim being it's to call people out later, while secretly you masturbate to the idea of what you see in those posts every night.) --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BWLurker2 06/27/18 2:25:48 AM #43: |
What's got DarkTriggered so worked up tonight?
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TheCrimsonAngel 06/27/18 2:26:47 AM #44: |
BWLurker2 posted...
What's got DarkTriggered so worked up tonight? Liberals I assume, he only used the word at least once in every post. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie_ 06/27/18 2:26:55 AM #45: |
What do you call a bunch of mexican stoners? Baked Beans. Am I allowed to post these kind of jokes? I guess only time will tell! i want to lick @fluffygerm s (body) and have him call me a filthy liberal while doing it can i watch DarkTransient submitted that Nintendo confession. No one else even knew what it was It's a conspiracy!! Who would win in a fight between Error1355's mom and SBAllen's aunt? Well Error is literally our celord and savior, so his mother must be a goddess. So her While I definitely had my reasons for leaving the Sanctuary Discord, I will say that I especially miss nsfw-taco I wanna join that discord just to post in that channel once, then leave on that high note i like it when women are all natural down there. it just looks weird and unnatural to me for things to be completely shaven Not even trimmed? this one time i tried to fart but alas, it was no mere fart, but a full blown volcanic assruption of fecal lava! This is on the internet forever --- sigless user logic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vyrulisse 06/27/18 2:30:32 AM #46: |
I'm not a Lesbian, I'm Bi-Sexual.
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Harpie_ 06/27/18 2:32:05 AM #47: |
All moderators should be banned. Especially Error. Noooooo not our celord and savior!!! This one time when I was in a public bathroom I noticed Harpie in there and then I accidentally saw "her" penis. Shut the fuck up man trying to keep that on the down low Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke a little leaf, Jack got high and dropped his fly and Jill said "Where's The Beef?" ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh My ultimate fantasy is to have a four-way with Taylor Swift, Maya from Ace Attorney, and your mom. My mom? Huh, not many people are into necrophilia i dont consider myself a troll but i troll the fuck out of people here. It's just really easy to to here on ce A certain college professor was known for getting off topic during lectures His favorite off-topic subject was "the evils of marijuana". One day into his lecture he started talking about weed, "Used regularly," he explained,"pot can cause psychic disorientation, sterility, cancer and castration!" Now wait a minute, professor," interrupted a student. "Castration? Now that's absurd!" "Yes young man, it's sadly true," replied the professor smugly. "Just suppose your girlfriend gets the munchies!" This is what humanity has come to --- sigless user logic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheCrimsonAngel 06/27/18 2:32:54 AM #48: |
Harpie_ posted...
This one time when I was in a public bathroom I noticed Harpie in there and then I accidentally saw "her" penis. Literally everyone has, she won't stop showing it to people. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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0AbsoluteZero0 06/27/18 2:33:26 AM #49: |
DarkTransient posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...BWLurker2 posted...Lol, DarkTransient gets called out on his racist bullshit and tries to blame it on others! Always funny to see you desperately making shit up to try to save face. Any time Ive posted screenshots in the past, theyre pulled from that site - I dont save things preemptively. My tags and memory dont lie though, and Im not wasting any more of my time on a racist peasant. --- -The Admirable ... Copied to Clipboard!
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teepan95 06/27/18 2:34:22 AM #50: |
TheCrimsonAngel posted...
Harpie_ posted...This one time when I was in a public bathroom I noticed Harpie in there and then I accidentally saw "her" penis. hawt --- I use Gameraven and you should too. #heavilyburntpotato ... Copied to Clipboard!
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