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jalawa_aloo
06/27/18 1:43:07 AM
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Harpie_
06/27/18 1:47:34 AM
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I've licked an anime figure on the butt

hot

I post facts showing that white people are superior to black people and I get modded. Actual FBI stats. Then I get called racist for posting facts.

lol
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teepan95
06/27/18 1:48:12 AM
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Tag
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TheCrimsonAngel
06/27/18 1:48:55 AM
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@Harpie_

You aren't TC how do you know confessions
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jalawa_aloo
06/27/18 1:51:07 AM
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Harpie is a better confessee than I could ever hope to be tbh
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Harpie_
06/27/18 1:52:52 AM
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I've become a huuuuge flirt on CE over the past few days

CEmen, CEgals, I flirt with them all...

I do that when I'm bored
Or when it's past 11pm at night and I'm drunk
Either way it's fun

i want to lick harpies (body)

cool

Based on that second confession, it looks like Admiral is back

He was gone?

I love you

I love you too bby <333

(Flame about Leana, Lan and Mernardi so bad there's no point redacting it)

r u ok
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sylverlolol
06/27/18 1:53:48 AM
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Harpie_ posted...
I've licked an anime figure on the butt

@TheMarthKoopa plz respond
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Harpie_
06/27/18 1:53:49 AM
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jalawa_aloo posted...
Harpie is a better confessee than I could ever hope to be tbh

Thanks I put minimal effort into these

TheCrimsonAngel posted...
Harpie_

You aren't TC how do you know confessions

Who knows
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TheCrimsonAngel
06/27/18 1:54:33 AM
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Harpie_ posted...
Who knows

Is this a sting operation? Are you with the feds!?
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Harpie_
06/27/18 2:00:07 AM
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I farted

ew is it smelly

I like turtles.

They reek from literally swimming in their own shit

as the flirt guy, we should have a flirt date sometime ;)

My dms are always open bby ;00000

Don't redact my fucking confessions you (redacted)

oops

I've been browsing the furry porn sites again tonight

Are you having fun at least?

There are actually more conservative staff members than liberal staff members.

staff of where

i want to lick @DocileOrangeCup s (body)

have at it, im sure he'd love it
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Harpie_
06/27/18 2:00:54 AM
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Oh btw if you see something replaced with (body) it means gentials or the ole gloryhole
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Harpie_
06/27/18 2:01:28 AM
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TheCrimsonAngel posted...
Harpie_ posted...
Who knows

Is this a sting operation? Are you with the feds!?

I plead the 5th!!
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DocileOrangeCup
06/27/18 2:02:06 AM
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Harpie_ posted...
have at it, im sure he'd love it

wtf nuh uh

im too hairy their tongue would get stuck
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Harpie_
06/27/18 2:06:39 AM
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I'm going to buy my first figure of a character from a video game I like. I'm going to <redacted> it.

I did not redact this

Nintendo International gets great easy ratings son.

what dat boi

Blondes snort Splenda because they think it is diet coke.

This is fact, I've seen it irl

What is black on the outside and white on the inside?

An oreo!

Whitney Houston's nose.

i dont get it

What are the first five words a crackhead in a three piece tailored suit hears?

"Will the defendant please rise"

okay this one makes sense i like it

Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking crack and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and pursued them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday." Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?" "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle)is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd guy) "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!" "Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, "This is your asshole before prison...."

lmaoooooooo

i love this and i love you
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TheCrimsonAngel
06/27/18 2:09:45 AM
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Harpie_ posted...
Blondes snort Splenda because they think it is diet coke.

Harpie and I actually do it together all the time.
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Harpie_
06/27/18 2:11:27 AM
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Yes, I'm having fun. I found a nice drawing with a whale and a snake that I can't describe further because it wouldn't be PG-13

Well thank you for following our celord and savoir errors rules
that will help make up for the fact that youre watching furry porn

i want to comb @Reis hair and tell him hes pretty and also lick his (body)

he is very pretty, and his (body) is ripe for the taking

As much as CE seems to hate me I can't leave because it's the only social interaction I've ever really had and without you all I don't know what I'd do with my life

Same but ce doesnt hate me yet

I enjoy (redacted's) trolling because of how hated it makes him. He spends his time creating alts only to get mocked and laughed at constantly. His pathetic life makes me feel better about my own.

:/

I got some shoes from my drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

ba dum tss!!

After seeing Gamer99z's nudes it makes sense why mipond was obsessed with him.

o-o

The Sanctuary getting a Discord was the worst thing thats ever happened to that place.

Nah I think theyre pretty happy about it
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DarkTransient
06/27/18 2:11:39 AM
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Harpie_ posted...
Nintendo [redacted]

what dat boi


Five bucks says this one was submitted by one of the oh-so-tolerant-and-anti-racism liberals on this board, just itching for a chance to get their true feelings out anonymously.
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Harpie_
06/27/18 2:12:53 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
Harpie_ posted...
have at it, im sure he'd love it

wtf nuh uh

im too hairy their tongue would get stuck

boi u nasty shave that shit

TheCrimsonAngel posted...
Harpie_ posted...
Blondes snort Splenda because they think it is diet coke.

Harpie and I actually do it together all the time.

It gives a great high
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Harpie_
06/27/18 2:13:41 AM
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DarkTransient posted...
Harpie_ posted...
Nintendo [redacted]

what dat boi


Five bucks says this one was submitted by one of the oh-so-tolerant-and-anti-racism liberals on this board, just itching for a chance to get their true feelings out anonymously.

The nintendo one? What?? Is there something im missing here
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DarkTransient
06/27/18 2:14:57 AM
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Harpie_ posted...
DarkTransient posted...
Harpie_ posted...
Nintendo [redacted]

what dat boi


Five bucks says this one was submitted by one of the oh-so-tolerant-and-anti-racism liberals on this board, just itching for a chance to get their true feelings out anonymously.

The nintendo one? What?? Is there something im missing here


First letter of each word...
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DocileOrangeCup
06/27/18 2:17:00 AM
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teepan95
06/27/18 2:17:17 AM
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DarkTransient posted...
Harpie_ posted...
Nintendo [redacted]

what dat boi


Five bucks says this one was submitted by one of the oh-so-tolerant-and-anti-racism liberals on this board, just itching for a chance to get their true feelings out anonymously.

so basically, it was you and you want recognition for your oh so clever dogwhistling
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DarkTransient
06/27/18 2:17:51 AM
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Conflict posted...
DarkTransient posted...
Harpie_ posted...
Nintendo [redacted]

what dat boi


Five bucks says this one was submitted by one of the oh-so-tolerant-and-anti-racism liberals on this board, just itching for a chance to get their true feelings out anonymously.


Lmao ofc you assume it's the liberals when we've had right-wingers openly talk about how they hate black people


Key word bolded.

Right-wingers who are racist are open about it. Liberals are almost universally racist and try to hide it, until they have an anonymous platform or are only among their trusted close friends.
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legendarylemur
06/27/18 2:17:52 AM
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I confess!! It was me who ate the last chocolate in the fridge
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DarkTransient
06/27/18 2:18:32 AM
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teepan95 posted...
DarkTransient posted...
Harpie_ posted...
Nintendo [redacted]

what dat boi


Five bucks says this one was submitted by one of the oh-so-tolerant-and-anti-racism liberals on this board, just itching for a chance to get their true feelings out anonymously.

so basically, it was you and you want recognition for your oh so clever dogwhistling


Hm, a known liberal, trying to pin the blame on the person who draws attention to it... red flag much?
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TheCrimsonAngel
06/27/18 2:19:26 AM
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DarkTransient posted...
liberals

DarkTransient posted...
Liberals

DarkTransient posted...
liberal

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teepan95
06/27/18 2:20:06 AM
#28:


DarkTransient posted...
teepan95 posted...
DarkTransient posted...
Harpie_ posted...
Nintendo [redacted]

what dat boi


Five bucks says this one was submitted by one of the oh-so-tolerant-and-anti-racism liberals on this board, just itching for a chance to get their true feelings out anonymously.

so basically, it was you and you want recognition for your oh so clever dogwhistling


Hm, a known liberal, trying to pin the blame on the person who draws attention to it... red flag much?

ITP: someone I've never talked to calls me a "known liberal"

So you're either a stalker or an alt


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BWLurker2
06/27/18 2:20:25 AM
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teepan95 posted...
DarkTransient posted...
Harpie_ posted...
Nintendo [redacted]

what dat boi


Five bucks says this one was submitted by one of the oh-so-tolerant-and-anti-racism liberals on this board, just itching for a chance to get their true feelings out anonymously.

so basically, it was you and you want recognition for your oh so clever dogwhistling

My thoughts exactly
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Harpie_
06/27/18 2:20:30 AM
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I don't think I'm gay but I honestly wanna dress Reis up like a girl and (redacted)

Hmm, well as long as Reis agrees to this I say dance your little heart out

So is Vyrulisse a lesbian or not? I can never tell.

Yes

I learned today that the classic pool scent is actually the result of chlorine reacting with piss. So basically, pools reek of piss :v

That makes me sad

Harpie, the Black on the outside and Whitney Houston ones were the same joke. ;)

(redacted paragraph about chicken beastiality)

Yes but I still dont get it im literally stupid

O-O

What do marijuana and the Carolina Panthers have in common? They both get smoked in bowls.

Boi you about to get hounded by Panther fans

The United States didn't really nuke Japan during WW2. They sent in Chuck Norris, but to avoid being declared the worst human rights violators in the war, they claimed to have just dropped a couple of nuclear bombs instead.

Gotta do what you gotta do

I wonder what it feels like to go on a Tinder date with Chuck Norris
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DarkTransient
06/27/18 2:20:50 AM
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teepan95 posted...
DarkTransient posted...
teepan95 posted...
DarkTransient posted...
Harpie_ posted...
Nintendo [redacted]

what dat boi


Five bucks says this one was submitted by one of the oh-so-tolerant-and-anti-racism liberals on this board, just itching for a chance to get their true feelings out anonymously.

so basically, it was you and you want recognition for your oh so clever dogwhistling


Hm, a known liberal, trying to pin the blame on the person who draws attention to it... red flag much?

ITP: someone I've never talked to calls me a "known liberal"

So you're either a stalker or an alt



But not wrong.
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glitteringfairy
06/27/18 2:22:20 AM
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Get in here boys, it's trou droppin time!
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teepan95
06/27/18 2:22:24 AM
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I think they're referring to Whitney Houston as a "sell-out" of sorts

Which is fucking shitty if true

(Apologies for my coarse language, I'm rather triggered ATM)
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BWLurker2
06/27/18 2:23:11 AM
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Lol, DarkTransient gets called out on his racist bullshit and tries to blame it on others!
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teepan95
06/27/18 2:23:44 AM
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DarkTransient posted...
teepan95 posted...
DarkTransient posted...
teepan95 posted...
DarkTransient posted...
Harpie_ posted...
Nintendo [redacted]

what dat boi


Five bucks says this one was submitted by one of the oh-so-tolerant-and-anti-racism liberals on this board, just itching for a chance to get their true feelings out anonymously.

so basically, it was you and you want recognition for your oh so clever dogwhistling


Hm, a known liberal, trying to pin the blame on the person who draws attention to it... red flag much?

ITP: someone I've never talked to calls me a "known liberal"

So you're either a stalker or an alt



But not wrong.

Congratulations, you want a medal?

And for the record, I'm a leftist. Not a liberal.
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DarkTransient
06/27/18 2:23:45 AM
#36:


teepan95 posted...
I think they're referring to Whitney Houston as a "sell-out" of sorts

Which is fucking shitty if true

(Apologies for my coarse language, I'm rather triggered ATM)


No. It's a joke about how she was always snorting cocaine.
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teepan95
06/27/18 2:24:17 AM
#37:


DarkTransient posted...
teepan95 posted...
I think they're referring to Whitney Houston as a "sell-out" of sorts

Which is fucking shitty if true

(Apologies for my coarse language, I'm rather triggered ATM)


No. It's a joke about how she was always snorting cocaine.

...o.0
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DarkTransient
06/27/18 2:24:21 AM
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teepan95 posted...
And for the record, I'm a leftist. Not a liberal.


That's like saying "I'm an idiot, not a moron."
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0AbsoluteZero0
06/27/18 2:24:32 AM
#39:


BWLurker2 posted...
Lol, DarkTransient gets called out on his racist bullshit and tries to blame it on others!

This is the least shocking development ever
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TheCrimsonAngel
06/27/18 2:25:00 AM
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DarkTransient posted...
teepan95 posted...
And for the record, I'm a leftist. Not a liberal.


That's like saying "I'm an idiot, not a moron."

Dude shut up.
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teepan95
06/27/18 2:25:20 AM
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DarkTransient posted...
teepan95 posted...
And for the record, I'm a leftist. Not a liberal.


That's like saying "I'm an idiot, not a moron."

Still a necessary distinction, seeing as how many American "liberals" are just conservatives in disguise
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DarkTransient
06/27/18 2:25:37 AM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
BWLurker2 posted...
Lol, DarkTransient gets called out on his racist bullshit and tries to blame it on others!

This is the least shocking development ever


If that's so "not shocking", I'm sure you can back the claim up with plenty of racist posts I've made, given how much your type loves to keep an archive of any "racist" stuff you come across. (Your claim being it's to call people out later, while secretly you masturbate to the idea of what you see in those posts every night.)
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BWLurker2
06/27/18 2:25:48 AM
#43:


What's got DarkTriggered so worked up tonight?
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TheCrimsonAngel
06/27/18 2:26:47 AM
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BWLurker2 posted...
What's got DarkTriggered so worked up tonight?

Liberals I assume, he only used the word at least once in every post.
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Harpie_
06/27/18 2:26:55 AM
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What do you call a bunch of mexican stoners? Baked Beans.

Am I allowed to post these kind of jokes? I guess only time will tell!

i want to lick @fluffygerm s (body) and have him call me a filthy liberal while doing it

can i watch

DarkTransient submitted that Nintendo confession. No one else even knew what it was

It's a conspiracy!!

Who would win in a fight between Error1355's mom and SBAllen's aunt?

Well Error is literally our celord and savior, so his mother must be a goddess. So her

While I definitely had my reasons for leaving the Sanctuary Discord, I will say that I especially miss nsfw-taco

I wanna join that discord just to post in that channel once, then leave on that high note

i like it when women are all natural down there. it just looks weird and unnatural to me for things to be completely shaven

Not even trimmed?

this one time i tried to fart but alas, it was no mere fart, but a full blown volcanic assruption of fecal lava!

This is on the internet forever
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Vyrulisse
06/27/18 2:30:32 AM
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Harpie_
06/27/18 2:32:05 AM
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All moderators should be banned. Especially Error.

Noooooo not our celord and savior!!!

This one time when I was in a public bathroom I noticed Harpie in there and then I accidentally saw "her" penis.

Shut the fuck up man trying to keep that on the down low

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke a little leaf, Jack got high and dropped his fly and Jill said "Where's The Beef?"

Also, the Whitney Houston one is a cocaine joke. <_< Her nose is white on the inside due to cocaine...

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

My ultimate fantasy is to have a four-way with Taylor Swift, Maya from Ace Attorney, and your mom.

My mom? Huh, not many people are into necrophilia

i dont consider myself a troll but i troll the fuck out of people here.

It's just really easy to to here on ce

A certain college professor was known for getting off topic during lectures His favorite off-topic subject was "the evils of marijuana". One day into his lecture he started talking about weed, "Used regularly," he explained,"pot can cause psychic disorientation, sterility, cancer and castration!" Now wait a minute, professor," interrupted a student. "Castration? Now that's absurd!" "Yes young man, it's sadly true," replied the professor smugly. "Just suppose your girlfriend gets the munchies!"

This is what humanity has come to
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TheCrimsonAngel
06/27/18 2:32:54 AM
#48:


Harpie_ posted...
This one time when I was in a public bathroom I noticed Harpie in there and then I accidentally saw "her" penis.

Literally everyone has, she won't stop showing it to people.
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0AbsoluteZero0
06/27/18 2:33:26 AM
#49:


DarkTransient posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
BWLurker2 posted...
Lol, DarkTransient gets called out on his racist bullshit and tries to blame it on others!

This is the least shocking development ever


If that's so "not shocking", I'm sure you can back the claim up with plenty of racist posts I've made, given how much your type loves to keep an archive of any "racist" stuff you come across. (Your claim being it's to call people out later, while secretly you masturbate to the idea of what you see in those posts every night.)

Always funny to see you desperately making shit up to try to save face. Any time Ive posted screenshots in the past, theyre pulled from that site - I dont save things preemptively. My tags and memory dont lie though, and Im not wasting any more of my time on a racist peasant.
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teepan95
06/27/18 2:34:22 AM
#50:


TheCrimsonAngel posted...
Harpie_ posted...
This one time when I was in a public bathroom I noticed Harpie in there and then I accidentally saw "her" penis.

Literally everyone has, she won't stop showing it to people.

hawt
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