Board 8 > Blade Mafia 5 Topic 4: The host has actually mood a topic! MOO YEAH!

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Panthera posted...

ColZach posted...

What the FUCK

I dont understand this spaghetti shit panth

It goes great with garlic bread

Lolololol
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Im done.

For like half an hour.

tried to look back at Han
got tired halfway through

still waiting on that claim anyway
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also some final votals for day1 would be nice
or did someone post those already?
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Someone hammer I am bored
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Corrik posted...

Someone hammer I am bored

Duck off
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A day like today is perfect for a replacement like Starscream to catch up and join the fray, his second day of doing nothing is hereby "noted."

I mean, at least the other people doing nothing have the common decency to show up and say "I don't intend on doing anything today" !
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I would appreciate a han claim but if hes not gonna give it, I dont know what to do.

I'll claim tomorrow if you promise not to lynch me today :)
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Trying to drag the game out to bore town. *Yawn*
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HanOfTheNekos posted...

I'll claim tomorrow if you promise not to lynch me today :)

Okay!

##Unvote

Corrik posted...

Someone hammer I am bored

Okay!

##Vote: Han

...

Damn why isn't it working?!
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ColZach, are you Town?
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Alright I'm bored so I'm going to look through topic 3 for Han's interactive visual displays of behavioral patterns with other members of this event to help determine those who are helpful villagers and those who belong to the criminal syndicate that has brought us a dealer on every street corner and a murder in every back alley

His first post of the topic is asking for who believed Zach's claim and wondering if everyone was ignoring Donker's vote on Corrik. We know Donker flipped town, this is another kinda-sorta defense of Corrik from Han of the Nekos. Corrik responds demanding why he doesn't use his vote. Han says his vote is useless. Poor Han, everything going wrong. He was okay with dowolf or IGCD being lynched, one of few people to really show suspicion of IGCD if I recall. He said he didn't like how quickly the Zach train picked up steam, also doesn't like people clearing him because of the claim. He was pretty waffly on Zach. Waffly's a word now, shut up.

He took a big look at the people who voted Zach and what they thought, plus others who didn't vote him I think. Throws shade at Chris and Leo, is null on Corrik, found Zam "worrisome" but liked his claimish thing. All Zam even did was say that Zach was dead if a strongman exists. Annoyed (Hannoyed?) that his buddy was hinting at a strongman existing, or throwing shade on town for bringing it up (Zach and Chris living, if they're both town, strongly implies there is no strongman. Scum would probably prefer town to not think about the implications of that, it makes it easier to cast doubt on Zach)? Oddly, Death and IGCD are on his list of Zach voters but he says nothing about them beyond summarizing their activity around and since Zach's claim. IGCD was a guy he said he might want to lynch, but he's going to say nothing about how scummy the guy looks for his Zach vote while ragging on people who were peripheral to what he was looking into? That seems a tad peculiar, my friends. And my enemies. And those who just don't care one way or the other. Which is all of you. Pew pew pew :(

He abruptly said that dowolf was scum (also wanted people to stop claiming Jinjo. Does kind of suggest scum might have had some reason to know the Jinjos would help an independent and/or reveal setup info to town), definitely did not like that wolf. Suspected dowolf at a few times but then said to Scare a large part of it was dowolf liking dogs more than cats. Kind of odd to joke about. He jokingly encouraged Shad to put Donker at -1. Given his passive defense of Shad earlier, this could be read as scum joking around in game to his buddy to try to look too obviously friendly to be teammates...although I might be reading too much into that.

He encourages votes for Donker and mentions how sure Donker was that Zach is town. Friendly reminder he was obsessed with Donker's vote on Corrik. He reiterates that annoying Corrik is town Corrik. He did not want to vote Red when some folks tried to get that off the ground. It's neat that he was super eager to join Chris' suggested b8 special when he had said Chris looked bad for the Zach situation earlier. It was on me, his big suspect and all, but it makes me feel better about Chris, like Han forgot he should be suspicious and was just glad to see a big name help him get the mislynch he wanted (okay you don't know I'm town but you get the idea).

He mentioned b8 specialing Donker and I and then ending up on "some nobody like Starscream". He's clarified he was joking but it's still a bit interesting that's who he picked. Donker flipped town, I know I'm town, rule of 3???!!?? He tried to prompt Shad for some thoughts on Donker and got annoyed when Shad thought Donker was the claimed cop (then Shad figured it out and voted Donker...7 seconds later, so that's almost certainly Shad realizing on his own and not because Han got cranky).
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And that's that. Still kind of inclined to look at Shad and Corrik, feel better about Corrik, nothing too dramatic though. I will say along the way I was reminded of something odd - dowolf unvoted me because he thought my claim was too weird to fake.

Dowolf, I want to ask you a PROBING question: Do you really think "my role is weird, I'm a bunch of animals doing stuff" is hard to fake in a Blade game? Do you really think Blade would have flavour that didn't just let me claim my real flavour regardless? And do you really think anything is too werid for me to fake at this point? The first two are more serious questions than the third, because it's odd to me that you unvoted me based solely on a claim that I literally admitted I was half-assing as I made it.

And one more thing that has nothing to do with Han. IGCD, I'm serious here, as hard as it is to believe. I want to know who you suspected yesterday (and today!). Your vote spam gimmick makes it annoyingly hard for town to read into what you're doing. Panthera does not approve of this. When Panthera speaks in the third person, there's a good chance he is expecting that if you don't act pro-town, he will vividly remind you of the definition of defenestration.
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Panthera posted...

Dowolf, I want to ask you a PROBING question: Do you really think "my role is weird, I'm a bunch of animals doing stuff" is hard to fake in a Blade game? Do you really think Blade would have flavour that didn't just let me claim my real flavour regardless? And do you really think anything is too werid for me to fake at this point? The first two are more serious questions than the third, because it's odd to me that you unvoted me based solely on a claim that I literally admitted I was half-assing as I made it.

eh, it's entirely possible that there's a four-line thing on the safelist you just copied.

but my gut instinct is that it's more likely it's your actual role.
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Whos been inactive?

At first I was just voting people when I was suspicious of them, then people were talking about how it probably gave me powers, so I rolled with it.
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ColZach posted...

Whos been inactive?

Good question Zach, why don't you tell me the answer?

Unrelated

Chris, Leo, BCT, dowolf, IGCD. And also Han but lol.

Big push to lynch me end of the day, basically no one has commented on me other today other than the absurdity of what I did to start. Something rubs me the wrong way about this, you'd think someone would be like "Hey I thought that guy was scummy, then his vote kickstarted the b8 special on a guy who then flipped town, maybe there's something going on there". Especially considering the reason people unvoted me was a claim where I literally admitted I wasn't bothering to claim properly and...because I got annoyed at Chris...? Though this is madness, yet there is method in it.
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I haven't been inactive xD

I'm drunk but dakotait town. Do our here tas th we tend xilzach
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Han I didn't say you were inactive I appreciate your doomed but valiant effort. That list was separate from what I said to Zach. You must be pretty drunk.

In honour of Han's liver, we will do our here, we will tas th we, and we will most certainly tend xilzach.
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Pantgera is drunk
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Han, you can tell me if youre scum or not while youre drunk

Even a drunk guy can avoid calling me Panthers, don't know why it's so hard for everyone else
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How the fuck have I been inactive?
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Wait misread

sorry
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but yeah I wasn't part of anything other than I wanted to be a part of whatever was happening on day 1 >_>

I'm over that now.
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You people are going to make me find an amount of fucks to give that's even fewer than no fucks
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let's be real

I don't give many fucks because there aren't enough fucks in this topic to give a fuck about.
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BlueCrystalTear posted...

but yeah I wasn't part of anything other than I wanted to be a part of whatever was happening on day 1 >_>

I'm over that now.

Okay that's it game over man negative fuck mode engaged.

Let me tell you a story of a man named Jebediah Jefferson Jonesy Jefferson the Seventy Ninth and a Fifth. He went to the dock to ask about their stock so he could try to feed his flock. At the dock the flock went to Nebraska, but then it was Alaska, and then I woke up and realized it was all just a dream in the mist. I will probe you, BCT. I am Infinite Spaghetti Scanner, Town Big Dick Hunter. If I find you lacking I will destroy you. There shall be no reprieve. There shall be no rest. Everyone will know the necessity of what I have done here this day and they shall quail - QUAIL, I say! in fear of my overwhelming ferocity and contempt for your misdeeds. You want to be a Jinjo, do you? Because I can make you a NO JO. As in, NOT. Not what? JOKING. NOT EVEN JOKING YOU HAVE PUSHED ME TOO FAR. Have you ever tasted human flesh? This game of mafia is not what it used to be. It's not even what it could be. No one posts and the ones who don't even post. We went to the farm and it had a nice barn and Miss Jenny told me stories of her old dear pa who went off to war and never came home. She was a sweet girl, you hear me Andy? She did what she had to to make ends meet and take after her sister and brother. It was never her fault, she never wanted to make anyone upset, but you went and ruined everything. She saved me, Andy. She's the reason I'm still here, and I'll look for her face every day when I walk past the river and I know I'll never see it again. Do you understand what I'm telling you? No matter what you think you've got, it can be taken from you in an instant
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I thought you were "A Bunch of Animals Doing Some Stuff, Town Vanilla."

I also have no idea how on earth I ruined everything, but I'm sorry.
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ColZach posted...

Han, you can tell me if youre scum or not while youre drunk

Al
L
I now I'm not scum.

ONtbers is kkeljy inde9endient
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I am drunk.

Panthera is drunker.

Han is even drunkerer.

This is going to be a fun night.
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The scary thing is...

I'm sober

BlueCrystalTear posted...

I thought you were "A Bunch of Animals Doing Some Stuff, Town Vanilla."

I can be whatever you want me to be
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Yinz are annoying. Lynch Han alrdy
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Yes Corrik, let's pointlessly end the day early again and again and again for no reason. Then let's revive FD so we can lynch him for not posting while he was dead. Sounds like a stellar plan.
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Panthera posted...

Yes Corrik, let's pointlessly end the day early again and again and again for no reason. Then let's revive FD so we can lynch him for not posting while he was dead. Sounds like a stellar plan.

I am down with lynching FD if he revives.
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And then Corrik announced his desire to lynch town
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I feel like Han is exaggerating his level of inebriation
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I'm bored with this game like Corrik, and when I'm bored I start overthinking and that's when I get invested to the point of stressing myself out (hello, PW mafia endgame). I wouldn't mind doing something with my time to help ensure I don't start giving any fucks. Someone make a request for what in this game I should look over. Specific player, specific lynch, specific topic, give me some sort of idea. I'll even listen to your ideas on how much humour I should be mixing in as opposed to being serious. My spaghetti is at your service.
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MZero11 posted...

I feel like Han is exaggerating his level of inebriation

I just got here, but I doubt it.
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Alright, there's no chance I read everything tonight (I will tomorrow), anyone want to give me a quick rundown of what's going on right now?
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Shaduln posted...

Alright, there's no chance I read everything tonight (I will tomorrow), anyone want to give me a quick rundown of what's going on right now?

Han is scum and we know your little secret
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Panthera posted...

Shaduln posted...

Alright, there's no chance I read everything tonight (I will tomorrow), anyone want to give me a quick rundown of what's going on right now?

Han is scum and we know your little secret

Oh do you now?

It's ok, it's not contagious.
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That's the kind of thing a Big Dick Hunter likes to hear
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This game needs some replacements if anyone is lurking out there
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that is plural. unfortunate.
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Meow1000 posted...

This game needs some replacements if anyone is lurking out there

Can I get a second lease on life in this game? :P
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I hate seeing all this weird behavior excused with the ol' liquor story

Blue in particular sounds like he is mad that we are lynching scum today
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Meow1000 posted...

This game needs some replacements if anyone is lurking out there

Han just killed the will of town. Good job to everyone extending the day for zero fucking reason.
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Fuck it 5 am han vote idc this day sucked, drunk sucks, spaghetti scans suck, the only good thing today is Panthera roleplaying an Italian restaurant

##vote: han