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Th3_Butt3rfly
07/02/18 7:55:08 PM
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Would you?
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Darkrobotisback
07/02/18 7:55:46 PM
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MetaMajik
07/02/18 7:56:38 PM
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So, just like all women.
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CRUSADERMON WAS A DUDE?! that much pink in one place and what looks like a bustline in the armors molding I didn't think to question it!
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Guy_Fieri
07/02/18 7:57:22 PM
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What's the downside?
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timmy timmy timmy turner he be wishin for a burger
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Nufinzorz
07/02/18 7:57:23 PM
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Yes, I'll just wear earplugs when she sits on my face.
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Lordgold666
07/02/18 7:59:11 PM
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Hey babe, whats for dinner?
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Guy_Fieri
07/02/18 8:03:52 PM
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Lordgold666 posted...
Hey babe, whats for dinner?

Smells like you're already cookin' in here!!
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Lordgold666
07/02/18 8:14:45 PM
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lol
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Touya999
07/02/18 8:16:14 PM
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Contradict
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Flockaveli
07/02/18 8:31:40 PM
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I tell her to sit on my face and tell me about her day.
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Funbazooka
07/02/18 8:34:36 PM
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BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting thatthat little gust my dear.you caught me off guardyesso gentle it was thoughhmmmmlet me taste this little onejust one small sniff..sniffah.ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffffand yetso strongyesthe odor.sniff sniffhmmm.is that.sniff.hmmm.I can almost taste it my dear..yes.justsniff.a little whiff more if you please..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffah yes I have it now.yes quite.hhhhmmmmdelectable my dear..quite exquisite yes..I dare saysniff.the most pungent one yet my dear.ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff.yes.
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Nufinzorz
07/03/18 11:54:59 AM
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Lost_All_Senses
07/03/18 11:56:57 AM
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Nufinzorz posted...
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Never has this been more necessary
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Th3_Butt3rfly
07/03/18 7:39:22 PM
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Guy_Fieri posted...
Lordgold666 posted...
Hey babe, whats for dinner?

Smells like you're already cookin' in here!!


Straight to flavor town!
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