Poll of the Day > I got pea milk

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Ask me anything
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why
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how do you milk a pea

it doesn't have nipples
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thats just called pee

helIy posted...

why

To defy god

Jen0125 posted...

how do you milk a pea

it doesn't have nipples

Science can make plants have nipples now, we live in the future
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ew
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Nade Duck posted...

ew

You might think so

But in actuality it tastes weird
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For Bolthouse Farms Plant Protein Milk, the process begins with harvesting yellow peas and milling them into flour. That flour is processed, separating the pea protein from the fiber and starch. The pea protein is further purified and blended together with water and other ingredients, including sunflower oil and sea salt, as well as vitamins like B12.

how tf do you turn peas into something you could call flour
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You dry them out and then grind them up

Same way you turn anything else into flour
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Mead posted...

Science can make plants have nipples now, we live in the future

wow what a time to be alive
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would you drink cat milk
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helIy posted...

would you drink cat milk

No I find it cruel to turn cats into flour they are living beans
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Mead posted...

Science can make plants have nipples now

DO NOT GOOGLE THIS

Mmm but have you tried oat milk

That one's so easy to make at home
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I have not tried oat milk or hemp milk, because Target did not have those
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Eat locally. Milk yourself.
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Mead posted...

I have not tried oat milk or hemp milk, because Target did not have those

Ahh. Is your pea milk ripple?
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pics or it didnt happen
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Doctor Foxx posted...

Mead posted...

I have not tried oat milk or hemp milk, because Target did not have those

Ahh. Is your pea milk ripple?

Yep. I got the unsweetened vanilla
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captpackrat posted...

Mead posted...

Science can make plants have nipples now

DO NOT GOOGLE THIS

Wait... Did you? I can't imagine why anyone would dare Google that.
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How else can you learn about titferns
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the first dude that heard a parrot talk was probably fucked up for a while.
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I don't understand why people add water to mushed up food and call it milk.
There's oat water, pee water, almond water, soy water, cashew water and hemp water.
None of these items contain milk.
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SusanGreenEyes posted...

I don't understand why people add water to mushed up food and call it milk.
There's oat water, pee water, almond water, soy water, cashew water and hemp water.
None of these items contain milk.

Why do they call peanut butter butter? Why do they call cream of tartar cream? Why do they call head cheese cheese?

For that matter why do they call ground up cow corpse pucks "hamburgers"? Or chunks of chicken flesh "chicken fingers". Chickens don't even have fingers
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Heehee she said pee water
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mmm

chicken fingies
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What happens to the chicken thumbs. . .
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not really milk
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Krazy_Kirby posted...

not really milk

#triggered
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Doctor Foxx posted...

For that matter why do they call ground up cow corpse pucks "hamburgers"?

This one is actually pretty easy, hamburgers are named after the city of Hamburg, Germany. It was originally called a "Hamburg steak".

I seriously didn't even know this shit existed until now.
Sounds like another ridiculous way of people trying to make something "healthier" that has its own plethora of preservatives and God knows what else when the original food wasn't even unhealthy on its own. How desperate and naive are us Americans that to eat healthy that we invent new foods that are supposed to automatically make people healthier instead of just understanding the sizes of our portions and adjusting our lifestyle? "If I drink pea milk instead of regular milk but don't change anything else, I'll be healthier!"

It's like that thing a while back when people started using eggs from goddamn cartons. Didn't make a dick of difference, did it? Don't see that shit anymore, do you?
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Eggs in cartons are still widely available and regularly used and roughly 2/3 of all people in the world cannot digest lactose.

Also a lot of these milk alternatives arent new at all. Almond milk has been around since the freaking Middle Ages at least

So calm down
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how would you get eggs if not in cartons
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Mead posted...

Eggs in cartons are still widely available and regularly used and roughly 2/3 of all people in the world cannot digest lactose.

Also a lot of these milk alternatives arent new at all. Almond milk has been around since the freaking Middle Ages at least

So calm down

I feel better now. Thanks.
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My asparagus pee is superior to your pea milk.


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Bugmeat posted...

My asparagus pee is superior to your pea milk.

I challenge this
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Doctor Foxx posted...

To be fair, they probably saw the calves drinking it. And they seemed to be having a good time.

Flappers posted...

Don't see that shit anymore, do you?

I see it on base. And I hate it. I'd rather just make eggs myself. And I'm usually pretty lazy if I can get away with it...
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Flappers posted...

I seriously didn't even know this shit existed until now.
Sounds like another ridiculous way of people trying to make something "healthier" that has its own plethora of preservatives and God knows what else when the original food wasn't even unhealthy on its own. How desperate and naive are us Americans that to eat healthy that we invent new foods that are supposed to automatically make people healthier instead of just understanding the sizes of our portions and adjusting our lifestyle? "If I drink pea milk instead of regular milk but don't change anything else, I'll be healthier!"

It's like that thing a while back when people started using eggs from goddamn cartons. Didn't make a dick of difference, did it? Don't see that shit anymore, do you?

You mean egg beaters? Yeah that stuff still exists.

To the bold: Dairy isn't healthy. Aside from most of the world being lactose intolerant, diets high in dairy are more likely to cause issues for people.

Look at the healthiest populations out there: they aren't dairy heavy users
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Doctor Foxx posted...

Flappers posted...

I seriously didn't even know this shit existed until now.
Sounds like another ridiculous way of people trying to make something "healthier" that has its own plethora of preservatives and God knows what else when the original food wasn't even unhealthy on its own. How desperate and naive are us Americans that to eat healthy that we invent new foods that are supposed to automatically make people healthier instead of just understanding the sizes of our portions and adjusting our lifestyle? "If I drink pea milk instead of regular milk but don't change anything else, I'll be healthier!"

It's like that thing a while back when people started using eggs from goddamn cartons. Didn't make a dick of difference, did it? Don't see that shit anymore, do you?

You mean egg beaters? Yeah that stuff still exists.

To the bold: Dairy isn't healthy. Aside from most of the world being lactose intolerant, diets high in dairy are more likely to cause issues for people.

Look at the healthiest populations out there: they aren't dairy heavy users

I don't necessarily care if something is healthy.
I'd rather eat what makes me happy and live to be 95 instead of 99, as opposed to for forcing myself to eat a bunch of shit I don't want to eat.
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SusanGreenEyes posted...

Doctor Foxx posted...

Flappers posted...

I seriously didn't even know this shit existed until now.
Sounds like another ridiculous way of people trying to make something "healthier" that has its own plethora of preservatives and God knows what else when the original food wasn't even unhealthy on its own. How desperate and naive are us Americans that to eat healthy that we invent new foods that are supposed to automatically make people healthier instead of just understanding the sizes of our portions and adjusting our lifestyle? "If I drink pea milk instead of regular milk but don't change anything else, I'll be healthier!"

It's like that thing a while back when people started using eggs from goddamn cartons. Didn't make a dick of difference, did it? Don't see that shit anymore, do you?

You mean egg beaters? Yeah that stuff still exists.

To the bold: Dairy isn't healthy. Aside from most of the world being lactose intolerant, diets high in dairy are more likely to cause issues for people.

Look at the healthiest populations out there: they aren't dairy heavy users

I don't necessarily care if something is healthy.
I'd rather eat what makes me happy and live to be 95 instead of 99, as opposed to for forcing myself to eat a bunch of shit I don't want to eat.

Ok? No one said you had to eat it. I was only responding the claim that dairy is healthy. It's not.

It's also about being healthy while you're alive. You live shorter and you have fewer quality years while being alive. That's not good.
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SusanGreenEyes posted...

Doctor Foxx posted...

Flappers posted...

I seriously didn't even know this shit existed until now.
Sounds like another ridiculous way of people trying to make something "healthier" that has its own plethora of preservatives and God knows what else when the original food wasn't even unhealthy on its own. How desperate and naive are us Americans that to eat healthy that we invent new foods that are supposed to automatically make people healthier instead of just understanding the sizes of our portions and adjusting our lifestyle? "If I drink pea milk instead of regular milk but don't change anything else, I'll be healthier!"

It's like that thing a while back when people started using eggs from goddamn cartons. Didn't make a dick of difference, did it? Don't see that shit anymore, do you?

You mean egg beaters? Yeah that stuff still exists.

To the bold: Dairy isn't healthy. Aside from most of the world being lactose intolerant, diets high in dairy are more likely to cause issues for people.

Look at the healthiest populations out there: they aren't dairy heavy users

I don't necessarily care if something is healthy.
I'd rather eat what makes me happy and live to be 95 instead of 99, as opposed to for forcing myself to eat a bunch of shit I don't want to eat.

That's what I always say, too. I 'd rather eat and be happy instead of forcing myself to eat things I don't want to just to get a few extra years...
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Doctor Foxx posted...

SusanGreenEyes posted...

Doctor Foxx posted...

Flappers posted...

I seriously didn't even know this shit existed until now.
Sounds like another ridiculous way of people trying to make something "healthier" that has its own plethora of preservatives and God knows what else when the original food wasn't even unhealthy on its own. How desperate and naive are us Americans that to eat healthy that we invent new foods that are supposed to automatically make people healthier instead of just understanding the sizes of our portions and adjusting our lifestyle? "If I drink pea milk instead of regular milk but don't change anything else, I'll be healthier!"

It's like that thing a while back when people started using eggs from goddamn cartons. Didn't make a dick of difference, did it? Don't see that shit anymore, do you?

You mean egg beaters? Yeah that stuff still exists.

To the bold: Dairy isn't healthy. Aside from most of the world being lactose intolerant, diets high in dairy are more likely to cause issues for people.

Look at the healthiest populations out there: they aren't dairy heavy users

I don't necessarily care if something is healthy.
I'd rather eat what makes me happy and live to be 95 instead of 99, as opposed to for forcing myself to eat a bunch of shit I don't want to eat.

Ok? No one said you had to eat it. I was only responding the claim that dairy is healthy. It's not.

It's also about being healthy while you're alive. You live shorter and you have fewer quality years while being alive. That's not good.

I can live with that. I need bacon and real ice cream in my life.
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LinkPizza posted...

SusanGreenEyes posted...

Doctor Foxx posted...

Flappers posted...

I seriously didn't even know this shit existed until now.
Sounds like another ridiculous way of people trying to make something "healthier" that has its own plethora of preservatives and God knows what else when the original food wasn't even unhealthy on its own. How desperate and naive are us Americans that to eat healthy that we invent new foods that are supposed to automatically make people healthier instead of just understanding the sizes of our portions and adjusting our lifestyle? "If I drink pea milk instead of regular milk but don't change anything else, I'll be healthier!"

It's like that thing a while back when people started using eggs from goddamn cartons. Didn't make a dick of difference, did it? Don't see that shit anymore, do you?

You mean egg beaters? Yeah that stuff still exists.

To the bold: Dairy isn't healthy. Aside from most of the world being lactose intolerant, diets high in dairy are more likely to cause issues for people.

Look at the healthiest populations out there: they aren't dairy heavy users

I don't necessarily care if something is healthy.
I'd rather eat what makes me happy and live to be 95 instead of 99, as opposed to for forcing myself to eat a bunch of shit I don't want to eat.

That's what I always say, too. I 'd rather eat and be happy instead of forcing myself to eat things I don't want to just to get a few extra years...

People are different

Different folks like to eat different things
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Mead posted...

LinkPizza posted...

SusanGreenEyes posted...

Doctor Foxx posted...

Flappers posted...

I seriously didn't even know this shit existed until now.
Sounds like another ridiculous way of people trying to make something "healthier" that has its own plethora of preservatives and God knows what else when the original food wasn't even unhealthy on its own. How desperate and naive are us Americans that to eat healthy that we invent new foods that are supposed to automatically make people healthier instead of just understanding the sizes of our portions and adjusting our lifestyle? "If I drink pea milk instead of regular milk but don't change anything else, I'll be healthier!"

It's like that thing a while back when people started using eggs from goddamn cartons. Didn't make a dick of difference, did it? Don't see that shit anymore, do you?

You mean egg beaters? Yeah that stuff still exists.

To the bold: Dairy isn't healthy. Aside from most of the world being lactose intolerant, diets high in dairy are more likely to cause issues for people.

Look at the healthiest populations out there: they aren't dairy heavy users

I don't necessarily care if something is healthy.
I'd rather eat what makes me happy and live to be 95 instead of 99, as opposed to for forcing myself to eat a bunch of shit I don't want to eat.

That's what I always say, too. I 'd rather eat and be happy instead of forcing myself to eat things I don't want to just to get a few extra years...

People are different

Different folks like to eat different things

Yep! This is true. I couldn't live without cheese. Haha.

Doctor Foxx posted...

It's also about being healthy while you're alive. You live shorter and you have fewer quality years while being alive. That's not good.

True. But if you aren't happy because of the food you are forcing yourself to eat even if you don't like it, then those years start to feel worthless or like a lot of work. I mean, it's good if whoever likes it and it works for them, but it's not for everybody. Like for me, living longer means nothing if I'm not happy with my food that I have to eat everyday. For me, at least...
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LinkPizza posted...

True. But if you aren't happy because of the food you are forcing yourself to eat even if you don't like it, then those years start to feel worthless or like a lot of work. I mean, it's good if whoever likes it and it works for them, but it's not for everybody. Like for me, living longer means nothing if I'm not happy with my food that I have to eat everyday. For me, at least...

That's how I felt before I tried it. Initially I was just going to do a week. Then two. Them a month. Turned out I didn't actually miss those things that much. Now they're no longer appealing.

This is true of many people that adopt plant based diets.

You don't know until you actually try.
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Doctor Foxx posted...

LinkPizza posted...

True. But if you aren't happy because of the food you are forcing yourself to eat even if you don't like it, then those years start to feel worthless or like a lot of work. I mean, it's good if whoever likes it and it works for them, but it's not for everybody. Like for me, living longer means nothing if I'm not happy with my food that I have to eat everyday. For me, at least...

That's how I felt before I tried it. Initially I was just going to do a week. Then two. Them a month. Turned out I didn't actually miss those things that much. Now they're no longer appealing.

This is true of many people that adopt plant based diets.

You don't know until you actually try.

I've gone without cheese before. I was like dying. I couldn't wait until I got it again. I've gone without lots of food lots of times in my life. It happens when you travel a lot. And all that happens is I crave what I can't have for whatever reason. Haha. Plus, breakfast would probably stop being my favorite meal. And it would be hard to eat when I go home... And expensive... Plus pizza.. And I'm lazy... And honestly, I just don't want to...
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Doctor Foxx posted...

LinkPizza posted...

True. But if you aren't happy because of the food you are forcing yourself to eat even if you don't like it, then those years start to feel worthless or like a lot of work. I mean, it's good if whoever likes it and it works for them, but it's not for everybody. Like for me, living longer means nothing if I'm not happy with my food that I have to eat everyday. For me, at least...

That's how I felt before I tried it. Initially I was just going to do a week. Then two. Them a month. Turned out I didn't actually miss those things that much. Now they're no longer appealing.

This is true of many people that adopt plant based diets.

You don't know until you actually try.

Nah. I'm good
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