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Trayvon
07/03/18 10:52:25 PM
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Confirm or Deny? - Results (25 votes)
confirm
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lol at people who out their pocket in their front pocket.

only time it's acceptable is if you go to a bad part of town, a crowded place like a concert or club or traveling to an ethnic country
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SpinKirby
07/03/18 10:53:13 PM
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Genocet_10-325
07/03/18 10:53:16 PM
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Or anyone who doesn't want to be fucking pickpocketed
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Solar_Crimson
07/03/18 10:53:42 PM
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Does it really matter?

Trayvon posted...
lol at people who out their pocket in their front pocket.

Come again?
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Zero_Destroyer
07/03/18 10:54:36 PM
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don't want to get pickpocketed
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SpinKirby
07/03/18 10:55:11 PM
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Flockaveli
07/03/18 10:55:18 PM
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Reported.
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Kajagogo
07/03/18 10:55:33 PM
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Zero_Destroyer posted...
don't want to get pickpocketed

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uwnim
07/03/18 10:58:35 PM
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I was raised to keep my wallet in my front pocket.
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BuckVanHammer
07/03/18 10:59:16 PM
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Giving a shit about it is being a manchild
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UaStankAssMofo
07/03/18 10:59:45 PM
#11:


I honestly wonder if people who make dumb topics like this ever leave the house
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sauceje
07/03/18 10:59:58 PM
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Literally who cares.
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Jeff AKA Snoopy
07/03/18 11:00:14 PM
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Are we talking like, breast pocket on a shirt? Cause yeah, that's silly.

If we're talking with pants? Why do you wanna sit on your wallet?
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kingdrake2
07/03/18 11:00:24 PM
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Kajagogo posted...
Zero_Destroyer posted...
don't want to get pickpocketed


i worry at night. scary men they will jack your loot and give broken jaw/broken eyeball or worse.
might even on the next day take your dog and job.
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN
07/03/18 11:03:17 PM
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C, also wallets that arent leather or are on a chain or have velcro.

Hell possibly anything that's not a bifold
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Aristoph
07/03/18 11:03:54 PM
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Depends on the type of wallet you have.

6h2OFS9
This goes in the back pocket.

ZBFcXxa
This goes in the front pocket.
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FL81
07/03/18 11:05:16 PM
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Back pockets are the most useless invention in human history

anything stored back there is getting crushed
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Genocet_10-325
07/03/18 11:06:29 PM
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FL81 posted...
Back pockets are the most useless invention in human history

anything stored back there is getting crushed

And it's open season for pickpocketers.
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uwnim
07/03/18 11:08:03 PM
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back pockets are for box cutters, wrenches, etc.
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TheMarthKoopa
07/03/18 11:09:08 PM
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My butt's too big to put anything in back packets
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Kajagogo
07/03/18 11:11:15 PM
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Aristoph posted...
6h2OFS9
This goes in the back pocket.


Only if you want it to get taken.
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Spidey5
07/03/18 11:11:33 PM
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Yes, back pockets. All the benefits of pick pockets and back pains in one action.
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kingdrake2
07/03/18 11:12:51 PM
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Spidey5 posted...
Yes, back pockets. All the benefits of pick pockets and back pains in one action.


i suffer every day from them. every morning i wake up to my buddy "back pain". got a new bed but i cant set the thing up for a few days because i have to move furniture around to keep the couch.

think it's big as my old bed back in the boonies.
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FL81
07/03/18 11:13:09 PM
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Genocet_10-325 posted...
FL81 posted...
Back pockets are the most useless invention in human history

anything stored back there is getting crushed

And it's open season for pickpocketers.

exactly

I need to go get myself a pair of pants with extra side pockets
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Tsukasa1891
07/03/18 11:15:35 PM
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BuckVanHammer posted...
Giving a shit about it is being a manchild
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DarthGravid
07/04/18 12:15:41 AM
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Genocet_10-325 posted...
Or anyone who doesn't want to be fucking pickpocketed


My wife (Romani-Hungarian descent) was trained as a pickpocket as a child. Front pocket is the most difficult to get. Back pocket is easiest.

Edit: Spelling error.
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Kisai
07/04/18 12:16:49 AM
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Are people in society normally this judgemental? That they would look down on someone for a certain pocket they would keep a wallet in?
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Rad_Chad
07/04/18 12:21:29 AM
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at least it's not some wimpy purse. i saw some dude the other day with one and me and my dad laughed at him

but unless you're fishing for a chick to grab it... lame
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN
07/04/18 12:29:54 AM
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Kisai posted...
Are people in society normally this judgemental? That they would look down on someone for a certain pocket they would keep a wallet in?


Yes...

Anyways. Never been pick pocketed, never had back pain AND never been laughed at for being a man child. Back pocket Supreme.
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Giblet_Enjoyer
07/04/18 12:31:04 AM
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Kisai posted...
Are people in society normally this judgemental? That they would look down on someone for a certain pocket they would keep a wallet in?

Only a small segment of insecure traditionalists who feel society is passing them by
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EdgeMaster
07/04/18 12:33:33 AM
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DarthGravid posted...
Genocet_10-325 posted...
Or anyone who doesn't want to be fucking pickpocketed


My wife (Romani-Hungarian descent) was trained as a pickpocket as a child. Front pocket is the most difficult to get. Back pocket is easiest.

Edit: Spelling error.


This made me lol.

But yeah front pocket. Plus I often wear gym clothes and dont have back pockets sooooo
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Bloodychess
07/04/18 12:33:38 AM
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Kisai posted...
Are people in society normally this judgemental? That they would look down on someone for a certain pocket they would keep a wallet in?

Society and internet arent really the same
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DarkChozoGhost
07/04/18 12:36:51 AM
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Lol at the manchildren getting all defensive about it
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iHuman
07/04/18 12:37:45 AM
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Lol if you're not using apple/Google pay wtf are you doing?

If you still need a wallet today you are a turbo neckbeard
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Genocet_10-325
07/04/18 12:38:23 AM
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DarkChozoGhost posted...
Lol at the manchildren getting all defensive about it

Where I live putting anything in your back pocket is asking for it to be stolen. Sorry I don't live in bumfuck nowhere where I don't have to worry about pickpockets lmfao
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thronedfire2
07/04/18 12:38:34 AM
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don't pretty much all pants besides jeans have buttons on the back pockets? if you're letting someone feel your ass up enough in public to undo a button and steal your wallet you should at least turn around and see who they are
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Lordgold666
07/04/18 12:39:43 AM
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Didnt read thread, but my fat wallet hurts to sit on

Always keep it in my car or jacket pocket
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Wedge Antilles
07/04/18 12:40:19 AM
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That pickpocket may have got your wallet but as least you're no manlet. You sure showed him.
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Unsugarized_Foo
07/04/18 12:40:28 AM
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Stacks are too fat for that noise. I needs to compliment the bulge in the front
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electricbugs2
07/04/18 12:42:02 AM
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Unsugarized_Foo posted...
Stacks are too fat for that noise.

All of my this.
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Lordgold666
07/04/18 12:43:32 AM
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Wedge Antilles posted...
That pickpocket may have got your wallet but as least you're no manlet. You sure showed him.

Sure did, i had a TON of maxed out credit cards

The thief is gonna be so disappointed at checkout
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PlsGodDontBanMe
07/04/18 12:44:42 AM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Unsugarized_Foo posted...
Stacks are too fat for that noise.

All of my this.


Nice lie bud.
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thronedfire2
07/04/18 12:45:28 AM
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yeah lol who carries a lot of cash now unless they're selling drugss
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frozenshock
07/04/18 12:48:28 AM
#44:


Aristoph posted...
Depends on the type of wallet you have.

6h2OFS9
This goes in the back pocket.

ZBFcXxa
This goes in the front pocket.


Is this for real?

Well, then I know I've been doing it wrong. I have the "back pocket" type and I use it in my front pocket.

Problem is... I mean that front pocket wallet looks really small. How much stuff can it hold?

Lets see...

I have three credit cards, one debit card, my driver license, my health insurance card, my costco membership card, my professional membership card, my library card and my bus pass. That's 10 cards... I have 9 slots so I keep two of the credit cards in the same slot. Also I have a small compartment where I put my car insurance paper and registration (both are very small papers here). And of course I carry cash. Is it even possible to fit all that in one of those "front pocket" wallets?

I like to limit the stuff in my back pockets cause I don't like sitting on a big lump >_>
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thronedfire2
07/04/18 12:51:26 AM
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I have 24 cards in my tri-fold wallet

25 if you include my license
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electricbugs2
07/04/18 12:52:08 AM
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PlsGodDontBanMe posted...
Nice lie bud.

Is that why I drive a $75,000 dollar car? Or is it why I buy my clothes at Nordstrom?
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Genocet_10-325
07/04/18 12:53:24 AM
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electricbugs2 posted...
PlsGodDontBanMe posted...
Nice lie bud.

Is that why I drive a $75,000 dollar car? Or is it why I buy my clothes at Nordstrom?

Jealous haters gon hate, bugs.
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Mr_Biscuit
07/04/18 12:54:39 AM
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I accidentally voted confirm and meant deny

I enjoy not sitting on lumpy objects and getting pickpocketed
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Questionmarktarius
07/04/18 12:58:22 AM
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So, uh, what about money in shoes?
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The23rdMagus
07/04/18 1:01:29 AM
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I have a minimal wallet and carry minimal cash. Goes in my front pocket.
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