Current Events > HAHAHAHA my former coworker just snapchatted me absolutely RIPPING GUY 3

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No fucking way

So she's at some beer festival and Guy 3 is there too (they share some mutual friends), and her snap deadass says

"Ugh we're at the (location redacted) carnival and (Guy 3 first name) is totally ruining the vibe"

I'm dead lmfao she ain't even work here anymore and he still pisses her off
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Guess guy 3 ain't gettin any tonight

Rip
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Genocet_10-325 posted...

Guess guy 3 ain't gettin any tonight

Rip

Not from her at least, though she's been dating a guy for like 3 years so it's not like he had a shot anyways

her next paragraph was fucking massive, talking about how he's being cocky and ripping her for "having to clean up her shitty accounts" (even though they're fucking fine)

I'm dying dude this is too funny

"He's the worst. I'm literally not even friends with him anymore. He comes to our friend events, doesn't drink and only talks about how he's cutting weight (for boxing which he never shuts up about), so he doesn't eat or drink when we invite him places"

somebody stop me
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This isn't amusing without a previous topic link or a summary.
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Genocet_10-325 posted...

Guess guy 3 ain't gettin any tonight

Rip

I hope Guy 3 never gets laid again.
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Gafemage posted...

Genocet_10-325 posted...

Guess guy 3 ain't gettin any tonight

Rip

I hope Guy 3 never gets laid again.

YES

WINNING!

Ki_cat_ posted...

This isn't amusing without a previous topic link or a summary.

Go to 'that site' and search by topic "Guy 3" and you'll find some good stuff.

This is one of my favorites:

I was going to target over lunch and he asked if I could pick up some tin foil for him and he'd venmo me back. No big deal, I'm going so why the fuck not. So I get the foil (and my shit) and come back. He's not at his desk, so I leave the foil and the receipt on his desk.

Later that day when he is back online, I IM him and just say "my venmo is @(redacted)." His response is "come here." Not really caring enough to ask why, I stand up and go over. I don't bring my phone. He goes "where's your phone?" I say I don't have it. Again, not caring enough to start an argument, I go get my phone. I open my venmo and hand it to him, asking what he needs, and he goes "do you not know how to use venmo?" I ignore the question while he takes it and opens up the fucking QR scanner to add me that way.

like are you fucking kidding me? I skyped him my username so he could fucking add me without me needing to stand up. Why the fuck did you have to call me all the way over here (which is just two desks lmfao but I didn't care enough to push back)

ON TOP OF THIS:

He venmos me $3.99. The exact cost on the receipt. Not $4 even, not $4.25 to make up for tax, not even $5 to account for the fact that I did him a favor by saving him a trip, while also costing myself a minute or two in target when i went out of my way to find foil.

Mind you, I'm not throwing a hissy fit over a fucking quarter or a dollar, but it's about the fucking principle. He's a turd who goes out of his way to be an asshole to everyone else and maintain this misguided sense of superiority and/or "being right" about the dumbest things. Which is not what adults do. If I was as childish as he was, I would've asked why the fuck he needed me to stand up and go over to his desk to scan my venmo QR code instead of just fucking adding my username.

Just some insight into the type of person he is.
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