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known2FAIL
07/08/18 3:58:20 AM
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How fucked am I CE?
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ImTheMacheteGuy
07/08/18 3:59:59 AM
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XD I'm drunk at 4 am but I don't have to wake up until like noon and not for work. Sorry not this for you :(
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/08/18 4:00:04 AM
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Taxiiiii!!!

.....ohhh shit.
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known2FAIL
07/08/18 4:02:06 AM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
XD I'm drunk at 4 am but I don't have to wake up until like noon and not for work. Sorry not this for you :(


XD. It's all good. I'll just wear shades when I leave. Probably not a good idea while I'm driving lol
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Vicious_Dios
07/08/18 4:03:34 AM
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Its 3:01 am and we're still drinking. I'm just waiting some people to answer, but same here.
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/08/18 4:03:37 AM
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known2FAIL posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
XD I'm drunk at 4 am but I don't have to wake up until like noon and not for work. Sorry not this for you :(


XD. It's all good. I'll just wear shades when I leave. Probably not a good idea while I'm driving lol


Already alerted authorities. Better brush up on your zyx's
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bulletproofvita
07/08/18 4:03:54 AM
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known2FAIL posted...
How fucked am I CE?

Very very very very
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known2FAIL
07/08/18 4:05:23 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
known2FAIL posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
XD I'm drunk at 4 am but I don't have to wake up until like noon and not for work. Sorry not this for you :(


XD. It's all good. I'll just wear shades when I leave. Probably not a good idea while I'm driving lol


Already alerted authorities. Better brush up on your zyx's


I struggle with that shit while sober lol
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/08/18 4:06:33 AM
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known2FAIL posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
known2FAIL posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
XD I'm drunk at 4 am but I don't have to wake up until like noon and not for work. Sorry not this for you :(


XD. It's all good. I'll just wear shades when I leave. Probably not a good idea while I'm driving lol


Already alerted authorities. Better brush up on your zyx's


I struggle with that shit while sober lol


Took me 5 minutes to type those last 3 letters.... Best of luck to you sir!
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catboy0_0
07/08/18 4:06:36 AM
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you're gonna live up to your username lol
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known2FAIL
07/08/18 4:07:06 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
known2FAIL posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
known2FAIL posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
XD I'm drunk at 4 am but I don't have to wake up until like noon and not for work. Sorry not this for you :(


XD. It's all good. I'll just wear shades when I leave. Probably not a good idea while I'm driving lol


Already alerted authorities. Better brush up on your zyx's


I struggle with that shit while sober lol


Took me 5 minutes to type those last 3 letters.... Best of luck to you sir!


Thanks bro!
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bulletproofvita
07/08/18 4:07:15 AM
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catboy0_0 posted...
you're gonna live up to your username lol

Shite your right
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known2FAIL
07/08/18 4:11:54 AM
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Damnit... I just got REALLY tired... If I fall asleep... I'm probably screwed...
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catboy0_0
07/08/18 4:12:36 AM
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your only hope is to call in sick really
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/08/18 4:16:08 AM
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Tell them I died. You get they day off and if they check Gamefaqs, i'll probably be passed out all day anyway, so it's like i'm dead.....
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known2FAIL
07/08/18 4:18:22 AM
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catboy0_0 posted...
your only hope is to call in sick really


Sounds like a plan lol.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Tell them I died. You get they day off and if they check Gamefaqs, i'll probably be passed out all day anyway, so it's like i'm dead.....


That's my backup plan
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kingdrake2
07/08/18 4:21:42 AM
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catboy0_0 posted...
your only hope is to call in sick really


just say you ate some bad food and you cant get off the toilet because there's so much shit.
food poisoning is always a valid excuse.
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bulletproofvita
07/08/18 4:39:36 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Tell them I died. You get they day off and if they check Gamefaqs, i'll probably be passed out all day anyway, so it's like i'm dead.....

Can I use this too
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/08/18 4:40:28 AM
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bulletproofvita posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Tell them I died. You get they day off and if they check Gamefaqs, i'll probably be passed out all day anyway, so it's like i'm dead.....

Can I use this too


I don't know how many times I can die in one day.....
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ReelBigMurlocs
07/08/18 4:48:16 AM
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Spent two years showing up to work either still drunk or hungover. Buy lots of breath mints. Tell everyone you have sleeping problems.
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/08/18 4:49:35 AM
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ReelBigMurlocs posted...
Spent two years showing up to work either still drunk or hungover. Buy lots of breath mints. Tell everyone you have sleeping problems.


Yeah but how many jobs did you show up to? Better yet, how many jobs did you NOT show up to?
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ReelBigMurlocs
07/08/18 4:53:11 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
ReelBigMurlocs posted...
Spent two years showing up to work either still drunk or hungover. Buy lots of breath mints. Tell everyone you have sleeping problems.


Yeah but how many jobs did you show up to? Better yet, how many jobs did you NOT show up to?
40 hr a week job, showed up every weekday. I was never confronted, I just found a different job.
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known2FAIL
07/08/18 4:54:06 AM
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I just called out. I think they believed me. I guess they have to since I never call out xD
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/08/18 4:55:29 AM
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known2FAIL posted...
I just called out. I think they believed me. I guess they have to since I never call out xD


Good thing you didn't tell them I was dead, I just got called in to cover for you. Thanks a lot!
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known2FAIL
07/08/18 4:57:08 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
known2FAIL posted...
I just called out. I think they believed me. I guess they have to since I never call out xD


Good thing you didn't tell them I was dead, I just got called in to cover for you. Thanks a lot!


Pro tip. Never answer your phone!
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/08/18 4:58:48 AM
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known2FAIL posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
known2FAIL posted...
I just called out. I think they believed me. I guess they have to since I never call out xD


Good thing you didn't tell them I was dead, I just got called in to cover for you. Thanks a lot!


Pro tip. Never answer your phone!


I called back and said I just found out you were dead and I need time to grieve. I'll be on my couch until about 5pm. If you so much as wake me up ill turn us both in.
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known2FAIL
07/08/18 5:03:49 AM
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I'll do my best. No promises
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Blue_Inigo
07/08/18 5:05:13 AM
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Call in sick
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/08/18 5:06:03 AM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Call in sick


This.
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catboy0_0
07/08/18 5:23:25 AM
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known2FAIL posted...
I just called out. I think they believed me. I guess they have to since I never call out xD

this might be a strike or a wake up call. do NOT let this happen again
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lmNotHoth
07/08/18 6:32:50 AM
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Do people work on Sundays? You're supposed to give respect to God. If you don't believe in him, I feel sorry for you.
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vocedelmorte
07/08/18 6:43:55 AM
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Just stay home for a day, take a sick day, make up some lie, nbd
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vocedelmorte
07/08/18 6:44:21 AM
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lmNotHoth posted...
Do people work on Sundays? You're supposed to give respect to God. If you don't believe in him, I feel sorry for you.

Japanese do. Not sure about TC
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known2FAIL
07/08/18 10:40:29 AM
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lmNotHoth posted...
Do people work on Sundays? You're supposed to give respect to God. If you don't believe in him, I feel sorry for you.


I work at a hospital. I got lucky being able to avoid work today but I can't take every Sunday off. Plus, if God won't let me into heaven only because I didn't go to church then that's bullshit.

Also.. yes... I've greatly question his existence for years now and my faith has wavered considerably.
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Zodd3224
07/08/18 10:41:48 AM
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User name checks out
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kingdrake2
07/08/18 10:54:29 AM
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known2FAIL posted...
lmNotHoth posted...
Do people work on Sundays? You're supposed to give respect to God. If you don't believe in him, I feel sorry for you.


I work at a hospital. I got lucky being able to avoid work today but I can't take every Sunday off. Plus, if God won't let me into heaven only because I didn't go to church then that's bullshit.

Also.. yes... I've greatly question his existence for years now and my faith has wavered considerably.


jesus forgives all if you ask him for his forgiveness for all your sins in your life. (think there's a few he can't forgive). pretty much get in when we pass on.
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ArtVandelay
07/08/18 11:03:27 AM
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The worst feeling ever is having to go to work after little sleep and being drunk / extremely hungover

The best feeling is calling in sick and getting to sleep instead
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masticatingman
07/08/18 11:05:31 AM
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If I got hungover easily Id never drink the night before work. But it usually just happens to me once in every 4 or 5 times I drink so I dont mind the risk. I have aspirin ready to go just in case.

If youre really prone to hangover headaches invest in some Excedrin, its like a magic pill.
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kingdrake2
07/08/18 11:05:49 AM
#39:


ArtVandelay posted...
The worst feeling ever is having to go to work after little sleep and being drunk / extremely hungover

The best feeling is calling in sick and getting to sleep instead


wish my dog would let me sleep, she woke me up at 3am to fool around and go bathroom outside. wasn't too pleased. this is the second time it's happened despite taking it out around midnight.
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Zazabar
07/09/18 1:57:28 AM
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Is this the attention you've been craving, op?
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