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OK, so I'm not interesting in politics most of the time, but it bothers me every now and then.

Anyway, I live in Detroit and we have snatchers running loose lately, they're like taking people and kidnapping them.

So I was hanging out with some friends (they're all hipsters, mind you. Hip and phresh with the times) and one of them, an aged 32 female with a lip ring and tight jeans, said a joke about Catholic Priests raping boys

We were driving by a church or something and the priest was welcoming people to church (Sunday afternoon) and then she said "hope those little boys are careful, don't want their bums tarnished" (she said the A word)

So I was like "haha, yeah, be careful in those alleys, E, don't wanna see you get violated"

And she got all offended saying "the two aren't the same and you shouldn't make those kinds of jokes." Like what the fuck? Not the same thing?? Jeez-LOUISE.

So then I say "Good on you for knowing it was a joke, wouldn't touch you with a 10-foot pole...being my dick!" and then they kicked me out of the car.

It was ok, though, because they kicked me out in my driveway. Suckers.

Last time I ever take Uber.