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UnfairRepresent 07/13/18 2:48:20 PM #1:	Your daughter is coming over for dinner with her newly wed husband, Billionaire Bruce Baxtor. World famous businsess magnate and asshole. He knocks on your door and when you answer he walks in and continues his conversation as if you weren't there: "Ugh, do we really have to eat in this repulsive squalor? I've seen similar housekeeping in zoos. Well you know what they say, pay peanuts get monkeys so I guess that is astute. Very well, you may get me a drink, whatever your best brandy is and have dinner ready in 33 minutes would you? I'm parched after our journey here having to listen to those "people" complain about unequal rights or immigrants being arrested for breaking the law or whatever those **ing gays get up to these days. World would be a better place if we just shipped them off on a boat and had them shot. If you ask me seperating those kids from those deadbeat humanoids they call parents is probably the best thing that could happen to their miserable lives. Anyway I don't think [Daughter's firstname] shoudn't eat dinner with us today. She needs to lose weight. You do too but let's not even pretend anyone would want to fuck you regardless so who cares." He then walks off and sits in your chair, lights a cigar and starts loudly shouting in French to a subordinate businsess partner over the phone. Your daughter looks at you defensively and pre-emptively says: "Oh he's not so bad daddy, we're going to Germany next week and Hong Kong next month." How would you react? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:905016338] in Your react... [t:76804062]...</cite> <quote>Your daughter is coming over for dinner with her newly wed husband, Billionaire Bruce Baxtor. World famous businsess magnate and asshole. He knocks on your door and when you answer he walks in and continues his conversation as if you weren't there: "Ugh, do we really have to eat in this repulsive squalor? I've seen similar housekeeping in zoos. Well you know what they say, pay peanuts get monkeys so I guess that is astute. Very well, you may get me a drink, whatever your best brandy is and have dinner ready in 33 minutes would you? I'm parched after our journey here having to listen to those "people" complain about unequal rights or immigrants being arrested for breaking the law or whatever those **ing gays get up to these days. World would be a better place if we just shipped them off on a boat and had them shot. If you ask me seperating those kids from those deadbeat humanoids they call parents is probably the best thing that could happen to their miserable lives. Anyway I don't think [Daughter's firstname] shoudn't eat dinner with us today. She needs to lose weight. You do too but let's not even pretend anyone would want to fuck you regardless so who cares." He then walks off and sits in your chair, lights a cigar and starts loudly shouting in French to a subordinate businsess partner over the phone. Your daughter looks at you defensively and pre-emptively says: "Oh he's not so bad daddy, we're going to Germany next week and Hong Kong next month." How would you react?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
myztikrice 07/13/18 2:52:00 PM #2:	Is daddy getting a new house? --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical." <cite>myztikrice posted [p:905016525] in Your react... [t:76804062]...</cite> <quote>Is daddy getting a new house?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/13/18 3:05:04 PM #3:	myztikrice posted... Is daddy getting a new house? maybe If you're happy to move into one of Brucie wucie's many $pares --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:905017280] in Your react... [t:76804062]...</cite> <quote><cite>myztikrice posted...</cite> <quote>Is daddy getting a new house?</quote> maybe If you're happy to move into one of Brucie wucie's many $pares</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mofuji 07/13/18 3:23:42 PM #4:	"Did you talk him out of a prenuptial agreement?" If so, than attagirl, take him to the cleaners. If no, then disown her. --- "Youkai is evil because Youaki is bad. And I'm gonna exterminate them." ~ Reimu Hakurei during the 2016 US Presidential Campaign <cite>Mofuji posted [p:905018309] in Your react... [t:76804062]...</cite> <quote>"Did you talk him out of a prenuptial agreement?" If so, than attagirl, take him to the cleaners. If no, then disown her.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/13/18 4:05:16 PM #5:	Mofuji posted... "Did you talk him out of a prenuptial agreement?" If so, than attagirl, take him to the cleaners. If no, then disown her. So till death do us part means nothing to you? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:905020444] in Your react... [t:76804062]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mofuji posted...</cite> <quote>"Did you talk him out of a prenuptial agreement?" If so, than attagirl, take him to the cleaners. If no, then disown her.</quote> So till death do us part means nothing to you?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 07/13/18 4:06:43 PM #6:	As long as I get some of that $. --- Currently playing: BioShock 2 (x360), Monster Hunter World (xbone), H1Z1 (ps4) <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:905020518] in Your react... [t:76804062]...</cite> <quote>As long as I get some of that $.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Overheadnero 07/13/18 4:15:25 PM #7:	As long as I get a new shit I don't care. I already got family members that say shit like that anyway. --- The King of Nothing <cite>Overheadnero posted [p:905020975] in Your react... [t:76804062]...</cite> <quote>As long as I get a new shit I don't care. I already got family members that say shit like that anyway.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 07/13/18 4:18:13 PM #8:	"You're right my house does suck, hook me up with something more accustomed to your tastes complete with maids and servants so you can feel more comfortable when visiting" --- Oda break tracker 2018- 4 (2) \| THE Ohio State: 11-2 \| Oakland Raiders: 6-10 Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:905021121] in Your react... [t:76804062]...</cite> <quote>"You're right my house does suck, hook me up with something more accustomed to your tastes complete with maids and servants so you can feel more comfortable when visiting"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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