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ShotOJameson
07/14/18 2:40:21 AM
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ugh what a fucked up night
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DavidWong
07/14/18 2:41:26 AM
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Should've done a @ShotOJameson instead
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WafflehouseJK
07/14/18 2:42:16 AM
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Not a fan of tequila.

I'm a Brandy man.
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HotLap
07/14/18 2:43:56 AM
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I'm a bourbon boy. Tequila's straight nasty.
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ShotOJameson
07/14/18 2:48:30 AM
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my girl caught me making out with my brothers wife and I literally don't even know what or how it happened...fucking tequila monster. This is soooo fucked.

This was last night btw
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SauI_Goodman
07/14/18 2:49:26 AM
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You wouldn't be the first person Tila has done that to.
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WafflehouseJK
07/14/18 2:49:42 AM
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ShotOJameson posted...
my girl caught me making out with my brothers wife and I literally don't even know what or how it happened...fucking tequila monster. This is soooo fucked.

This was last night btw

At least it wasn't your brother?
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Questionmarktarius
07/14/18 2:53:37 AM
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Everyone is allowed exactly one bad tequila night.

As opposed to, say, 3068 bad scotch nights.
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SpinKirby
07/14/18 4:09:19 AM
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I don't see how you can blame the alcohol for this.

It didn't teleport itself into your stomach.
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Anteaterking
07/14/18 4:11:04 AM
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I've never really experienced "different kinds of drunk", like bourbon drunk vs tequila drunk, etc.

Mainly it's just quantity.
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Rikiaz
07/14/18 4:11:40 AM
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Tequila didn't ruin your life because it didn't force you to drink it.
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SpinKirby
07/14/18 4:12:01 AM
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Anteaterking posted...
I've never really experienced "different kinds of drunk", like bourbon drunk vs tequila drunk, etc.

Mainly it's just quantity.

That's cause it's not a real thing. LOL
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