Current Events > So what happens if you call the suicide hotline?

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IdiotMachine
07/14/18 8:53:33 AM
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What do they say? Are they like "Thank you for calling the suicide hotline. How do you not want to kill yourself today?"

What do they talk about?
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Irony
07/14/18 8:54:34 AM
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The opposite of Shia LeBeouf
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OpShaft
07/14/18 8:55:28 AM
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They just ask you how feel, if you want to go to the doctor, ask what you can do to feel better/who you can lean on.
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weekoldhotdog
07/14/18 8:56:20 AM
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They call the police on you I heard
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SpiralDrift
07/14/18 8:59:16 AM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
They call the police on you I heard

Only if you confess to a crime or they have reason to believe you've already taken something or seriously plan to do it. Just be careful about what you say, I guess.
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Doe
07/14/18 9:02:31 AM
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-Call suicide hotline
-they call the police on you for endangering yourself
-SWAT team bursts into your room sees the phone in your hands and tells you to put the weapon down as they riddle your body with holes
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SpiralDrift
07/14/18 9:03:06 AM
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Doe posted...
-Call suicide hotline
-they call the police on you for endangering yourself
-SWAT team bursts into your room sees the phone in your hands and tells you to put the weapon down as they riddle your body with holes

Literally a suicide hotline.
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Irony
07/14/18 9:03:20 AM
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Doe posted...
-Call suicide hotline
-they call the police on you for endangering yourself
-SWAT team bursts into your room sees the phone in your hands and tells you to put the weapon down as they riddle your body with holes

This is a meme
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SiO4
07/14/18 9:04:24 AM
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Doe posted...
-Call suicide hotline
-they call the police on you for endangering yourself
-SWAT team bursts into your room sees the phone in your hands and tells you to put the weapon down as they riddle your body with holes


This is so fucking sad, but, this could happen.
It's really not that much of a stretch nowadays.
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trappedunderice
07/14/18 9:11:33 AM
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