Current Events > If you were Satan, how would you punish Trump when he's finally in hell?

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-Unowninator- 07/16/18 7:54:22 PM #1:	I've some ideas myself, but before I post it, I'm curious to see if anyone comes up with the same idea. --- ''25 posts in and no one has addressed the orignal question. Also, I'm continuing that streak :P'' ~ Lord_Zenki Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn <cite>-Unowninator- posted [p:905198495] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote>I've some ideas myself, but before I post it, I'm curious to see if anyone comes up with the same idea.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkTransient 07/16/18 7:55:04 PM #2:	Lock him in a room with Clinton for all eternity. Two birds with one stone. --- http://www.facebook.com/loaocos/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAfJB3KYYDg <cite>DarkTransient posted [p:905198532] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote>Lock him in a room with Clinton for all eternity. Two birds with one stone.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Unowninator- 07/16/18 8:34:03 PM #3:	bump --- ''25 posts in and no one has addressed the orignal question. Also, I'm continuing that streak :P'' ~ Lord_Zenki Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn <cite>-Unowninator- posted [p:905200964] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote>bump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catboy0_0 07/16/18 8:35:06 PM #4:	I wouldn't punish him. I'd congratulate him on a job well done and make him a general for a legion of my demons. --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee <cite>catboy0_0 posted [p:905201021] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote>I wouldn't punish him. I'd congratulate him on a job well done and make him a general for a legion of my demons.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BWLurker 07/16/18 8:36:33 PM #5:	DarkTransient posted... Lock him in a room with Clinton for all eternity. Two birds with one stone. This. <cite>BWLurker posted [p:905201125] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote><cite>DarkTransient posted...</cite> <quote>Lock him in a room with Clinton for all eternity. Two birds with one stone.</quote> This.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RoboLaserGandhi 07/16/18 8:38:56 PM #6:	Allow him to tweet but force him to read every reply aloud if he makes one. <cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted [p:905201261] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote>Allow him to tweet but force him to read every reply aloud if he makes one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dragon239 07/16/18 8:45:43 PM #7:	Whenever he talks, he sounds like Hillary Clinton. --- https://imgur.com/nkZgO <cite>Dragon239 posted [p:905201636] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote>Whenever he talks, he sounds like Hillary Clinton.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metua 07/16/18 8:50:00 PM #8:	Pull A Clockwork Orange with CNN --- https://imgur.com/yKMR7 https://imgur.com/Xd4gmmR <cite>Metua posted [p:905201904] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote>Pull A Clockwork Orange with CNN</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 07/16/18 8:53:25 PM #9:	Metua posted... Pull A Clockwork Orange with CNN --- I'm pretty much Stu from Rugrats making pudding at 4 in morning because I've lost control of my life - Polycosm <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:905202093] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote><cite>Metua posted...</cite> <quote>Pull A Clockwork Orange with CNN</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Unowninator- 07/16/18 9:17:48 PM #10:	Screw it: here's my idea: Give him an offer into heaven if he admits: being the worst president in history that he was involved with Russia everything he lied about Every time he refuses, he gets hurt (probably shouldn't say how he's hurt). In the extremely unlikely, but still somehow possible event that he does admit it, he doesn't go to heaven. Instead, he has to listen to a recording of him admitting it over and over again. --- ''25 posts in and no one has addressed the orignal question. Also, I'm continuing that streak :P'' ~ Lord_Zenki Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn <cite>-Unowninator- posted [p:905203470] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote>Screw it: here's my idea: Give him an offer into heaven if he admits: being the worst president in history that he was involved with Russia everything he lied about Every time he refuses, he gets hurt (probably shouldn't say how he's hurt). In the extremely unlikely, but still somehow possible event that he does admit it, he doesn't go to heaven. Instead, he has to listen to a recording of him admitting it over and over again.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkTransient 07/16/18 9:19:41 PM #11:	-Unowninator- posted... being the worst president in history What if, hypothetically, the next president was by your standards even worse (and Trump survived at least beyond the end of this hypothetical presidency)? --- http://www.facebook.com/loaocos/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAfJB3KYYDg <cite>DarkTransient posted [p:905203593] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote><cite>-Unowninator- posted...</cite> <quote>being the worst president in history</quote> What if, hypothetically, the next president was by your standards even worse (and Trump survived at least beyond the end of this hypothetical presidency)?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 07/16/18 9:20:25 PM #12:	catboy0_0 posted... I wouldn't punish him. I'd congratulate him on a job well done and make him a general for a legion of my demons. Making Trump a general would be the biggest break the Host of Heaven's ever had. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:905203635] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote><cite>catboy0_0 posted...</cite> <quote>I wouldn't punish him. I'd congratulate him on a job well done and make him a general for a legion of my demons.</quote> Making Trump a general would be the biggest break the Host of Heaven's ever had.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iPhone_7 07/16/18 9:22:17 PM #13:	Metua posted... Pull A Clockwork Orange with CNN Specifically segments talking about his low approval ratings --- Sig User Logic https://imgur.com/lA5fm7w <cite>iPhone_7 posted [p:905203757] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote><cite>Metua posted...</cite> <quote>Pull A Clockwork Orange with CNN</quote> Specifically segments talking about his low approval ratings</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catboy0_0 07/16/18 9:22:33 PM #14:	pegusus123456 posted... catboy0_0 posted... I wouldn't punish him. I'd congratulate him on a job well done and make him a general for a legion of my demons. Making Trump a general would be the biggest break the Host of Heaven's ever had. not THE general, A general --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee <cite>catboy0_0 posted [p:905203770] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote><cite>pegusus123456 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>catboy0_0 posted...</cite> <quote>I wouldn't punish him. I'd congratulate him on a job well done and make him a general for a legion of my demons.</quote> Making Trump a general would be the biggest break the Host of Heaven's ever had.</quote> not THE general, A general</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 07/16/18 9:25:53 PM #15:	Make him and Hillary roommates for eternity. --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:905204004] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote>Make him and Hillary roommates for eternity.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Unowninator- 07/16/18 9:26:42 PM #16:	I just asked my dad this question: he said he'd make him a waiter for Spanish people. --- ''25 posts in and no one has addressed the orignal question. Also, I'm continuing that streak :P'' ~ Lord_Zenki Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn <cite>-Unowninator- posted [p:905204052] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote>I just asked my dad this question: he said he'd make him a waiter for Spanish people.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Unowninator- 07/16/18 9:33:30 PM #17:	Oh: I just thought of another one: turn him into a woman, and have demons repeatedly ~~grab him by the pussy.~~ --- ''25 posts in and no one has addressed the orignal question. Also, I'm continuing that streak :P'' ~ Lord_Zenki Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn <cite>-Unowninator- posted [p:905204435] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote>Oh: I just thought of another one: turn him into a woman, and have demons repeatedly grab him by the pussy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthGravid 07/16/18 9:42:28 PM #18:	There's a scene in "Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell", where Eddie Pepitone is shoveling coal, and every time he gets the pile down, more comes into the room. He finds one that he previously marked with an "X", and throws a fit about it. I can't remember which episode, nor can I find a clip. I think that this treatment would be fitting. --- Torn between two minds. Is either correct? Perhaps together.....but how? Can it be done? <cite>DarthGravid posted [p:905204978] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote>There's a scene in "Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell", where Eddie Pepitone is shoveling coal, and every time he gets the pile down, more comes into the room. He finds one that he previously marked with an "X", and throws a fit about it. I can't remember which episode, nor can I find a clip. I think that this treatment would be fitting.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rikasa 07/16/18 9:42:53 PM #19:	Give him self-awareness and raise his IQ about 20 points --- you are not alone <cite>rikasa posted [p:905205000] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote>Give him self-awareness and raise his IQ about 20 points</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bacon_Pancakes 07/16/18 9:49:58 PM #20:	I don't get how hell is punishment for bad people Like, if God banished Lucifer to hell because of him wanting free will/trying to go against his plan...then why is his first idea to torture everyone? He's supposed to have an army of demons and shit so why torture them cus then they'd just betray him. They probably drink mountain dew and listen to nickelback in hell and that's punishment enough <cite>Bacon_Pancakes posted [p:905205400] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote>I don't get how hell is punishment for bad people Like, if God banished Lucifer to hell because of him wanting free will/trying to go against his plan...then why is his first idea to torture everyone? He's supposed to have an army of demons and shit so why torture them cus then they'd just betray him. They probably drink mountain dew and listen to nickelback in hell and that's punishment enough</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 07/16/18 10:03:04 PM #21:	Bacon_Pancakes posted... I don't get how hell is punishment for bad people Like, if God banished Lucifer to hell because of him wanting free will/trying to go against his plan...then why is his first idea to torture everyone? He's supposed to have an army of demons and shit so why torture them cus then they'd just betray him. They probably drink mountain dew and listen to nickelback in hell and that's punishment enough I think the proper Christian idea is that Lucifer doesn't rule over Hell, he's imprisoned there too. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:905206106] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bacon_Pancakes posted...</cite> <quote>I don't get how hell is punishment for bad people Like, if God banished Lucifer to hell because of him wanting free will/trying to go against his plan...then why is his first idea to torture everyone? He's supposed to have an army of demons and shit so why torture them cus then they'd just betray him. They probably drink mountain dew and listen to nickelback in hell and that's punishment enough</quote> I think the proper Christian idea is that Lucifer doesn't rule over Hell, he's imprisoned there too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 07/16/18 10:06:09 PM #22:	-Unowninator- posted... I just asked my dad this question: he said he'd make him a waiter for Spanish people. your father is a wise man. that would be at least the top 3 in punishments. not being sarcastic either, trump dislikes mexican's ever since the incident with miss USA. --- I'm pretty much Stu from Rugrats making pudding at 4 in morning because I've lost control of my life - Polycosm <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:905206296] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote><cite>-Unowninator- posted...</cite> <quote>I just asked my dad this question: he said he'd make him a waiter for Spanish people.</quote> your father is a wise man. that would be at least the top 3 in punishments. not being sarcastic either, trump dislikes mexican's ever since the incident with miss USA.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antifar 07/16/18 10:07:47 PM #23:	Make him construct buildings for no pay. --- kin to all that throbs <cite>Antifar posted [p:905206390] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote>Make him construct buildings for no pay.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington 07/16/18 10:08:33 PM #24:	you know that one dinner where Obama was roasting him, well I'd make it an eternity of that --- b-bb-box <cite>boxington posted [p:905206434] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote>you know that one dinner where Obama was roasting him, well I'd make it an eternity of that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthGravid 07/16/18 10:11:09 PM #25:	pegusus123456 posted... Bacon_Pancakes posted... I don't get how hell is punishment for bad people Like, if God banished Lucifer to hell because of him wanting free will/trying to go against his plan...then why is his first idea to torture everyone? He's supposed to have an army of demons and shit so why torture them cus then they'd just betray him. They probably drink mountain dew and listen to nickelback in hell and that's punishment enough I think the proper Christian idea is that Lucifer doesn't rule over Hell, he's imprisoned there too. In Judaism, the name of Satan (Ha-Satan) is not a name, but a title. It stands for the "Adversary" , "Deceiver" , or "Opponent". It is also of note that The Ha-Satan is also an employee of G-d, to test the faith and resilience of his followers. This is most evident in the Book of Job, when the Ha-Satan is allowed by G-d to destroy Job's entire life as a test of faith. --- Torn between two minds. Is either correct? Perhaps together.....but how? Can it be done? <cite>DarthGravid posted [p:905206578] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote><cite>pegusus123456 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Bacon_Pancakes posted...</cite> <quote>I don't get how hell is punishment for bad people Like, if God banished Lucifer to hell because of him wanting free will/trying to go against his plan...then why is his first idea to torture everyone? He's supposed to have an army of demons and shit so why torture them cus then they'd just betray him. They probably drink mountain dew and listen to nickelback in hell and that's punishment enough</quote> I think the proper Christian idea is that Lucifer doesn't rule over Hell, he's imprisoned there too.</quote> In Judaism, the name of Satan (Ha-Satan) is not a name, but a title. It stands for the "Adversary" , "Deceiver" , or "Opponent". It is also of note that The Ha-Satan is also an employee of G-d, to test the faith and resilience of his followers. This is most evident in the Book of Job, when the Ha-Satan is allowed by G-d to destroy Job's entire life as a test of faith.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Laserion 07/16/18 10:18:41 PM #26:	Satan isn't in charge of dishing out punishment in Hell. He's outside, commiting crimes. He will be one of the inmates eventually. --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". There is "would've", "should've" and "could've". <cite>Laserion posted [p:905206997] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote>Satan isn't in charge of dishing out punishment in Hell. He's outside, commiting crimes. He will be one of the inmates eventually.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Unowninator- 07/16/18 11:26:56 PM #27:	Laserion posted... Satan isn't in charge of dishing out punishment in Hell. He's outside, commiting crimes. He will be one of the inmates eventually. Meh, still a good topic. --- ''25 posts in and no one has addressed the orignal question. Also, I'm continuing that streak :P'' ~ Lord_Zenki Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn <cite>-Unowninator- posted [p:905210887] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote><cite>Laserion posted...</cite> <quote>Satan isn't in charge of dishing out punishment in Hell. He's outside, commiting crimes. He will be one of the inmates eventually.</quote> Meh, still a good topic.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dash_Harber 07/16/18 11:28:18 PM #28:	Put him back on Earth, but literally no one will ever see him, hear him, or realize he is there. He'll just have to spend the rest of eternity listening and watching others. <cite>Dash_Harber posted [p:905210940] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote>Put him back on Earth, but literally no one will ever see him, hear him, or realize he is there. He'll just have to spend the rest of eternity listening and watching others.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Arthello 07/16/18 11:29:10 PM #29:	Find a way to have him reincarnated so he can continue his work. --- I don't know much about trees. <cite>Arthello posted [p:905210974] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote>Find a way to have him reincarnated so he can continue his work.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Unowninator- 07/16/18 11:32:19 PM #30:	Arthello posted... Find a way to have him reincarnated so he can continue his work. https://imgur.com/g293gPD --- ''25 posts in and no one has addressed the orignal question. Also, I'm continuing that streak :P'' ~ Lord_Zenki Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn <cite>-Unowninator- posted [p:905211139] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote><cite>Arthello posted...</cite> <quote>Find a way to have him reincarnated so he can continue his work.</quote> https://imgur.com/g293gPD</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 07/16/18 11:33:26 PM #31:	-Unowninator- posted... I just asked my dad this question: he said he'd make him a waiter for Spanish people. did he really say "spanish people" cause that means white people usually. spanish people means people from spain in europe <cite>Zikten posted [p:905211195] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote><cite>-Unowninator- posted...</cite> <quote>I just asked my dad this question: he said he'd make him a waiter for Spanish people.</quote> did he really say "spanish people" cause that means white people usually. spanish people means people from spain in europe</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyurem-BIack 07/16/18 11:33:30 PM #32:	you're really fighting the power guys <cite>Kyurem-BIack posted [p:905211201] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote>you're really fighting the power guys</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KILBOTz 07/16/18 11:33:46 PM #33:	Put him in a community of dead billionaires where he is the poorest and everyone is explocit in how stupid they think he is and how chintzy his how looks. No torture or anything, just the poorest, dumbest, shittiest tastes and they all let him know it. --- https://imgur.com/O3syCWD https://imgur.com/k3YiBdG <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:905211217] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote>Put him in a community of dead billionaires where he is the poorest and everyone is explocit in how stupid they think he is and how chintzy his how looks. No torture or anything, just the poorest, dumbest, shittiest tastes and they all let him know it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Unowninator- 07/16/18 11:34:02 PM #34:	Zikten posted... -Unowninator- posted... I just asked my dad this question: he said he'd make him a waiter for Spanish people. did he really say "spanish people" cause that means white people usually. spanish people means people from spain in europe I think so. --- ''25 posts in and no one has addressed the orignal question. Also, I'm continuing that streak :P'' ~ Lord_Zenki Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn <cite>-Unowninator- posted [p:905211225] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote><cite>-Unowninator- posted...</cite> <quote>I just asked my dad this question: he said he'd make him a waiter for Spanish people.</quote> did he really say "spanish people" cause that means white people usually. spanish people means people from spain in europe</quote> I think so.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink 07/16/18 11:35:57 PM #35:	pegusus123456 posted... Bacon_Pancakes posted... I don't get how hell is punishment for bad people Like, if God banished Lucifer to hell because of him wanting free will/trying to go against his plan...then why is his first idea to torture everyone? He's supposed to have an army of demons and shit so why torture them cus then they'd just betray him. They probably drink mountain dew and listen to nickelback in hell and that's punishment enough I think the proper Christian idea is that Lucifer doesn't rule over Hell, he's imprisoned there too. So the prisoner is the warden? Great plan, God. --- No one sings like you anymore <cite>WaterLink posted [p:905211326] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote><cite>pegusus123456 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Bacon_Pancakes posted...</cite> <quote> I don't get how hell is punishment for bad people Like, if God banished Lucifer to hell because of him wanting free will/trying to go against his plan...then why is his first idea to torture everyone? He's supposed to have an army of demons and shit so why torture them cus then they'd just betray him. They probably drink mountain dew and listen to nickelback in hell and that's punishment enough</quote> I think the proper Christian idea is that Lucifer doesn't rule over Hell, he's imprisoned there too.</quote> So the prisoner is the warden? Great plan, God.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blitz4532 07/16/18 11:38:45 PM #36:	Put him in a version of his America, in a very red area. Then turn him into a poor Mexican woman who speaks Spanish but little English, and then just let him go. --- I was the Stig "Or I could just, you know, drive the f***ing car." - TUSMEnterprises <cite>Blitz4532 posted [p:905211454] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote>Put him in a version of his America, in a very red area. Then turn him into a poor Mexican woman who speaks Spanish but little English, and then just let him go.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dash_Harber 07/16/18 11:43:19 PM #37:	WaterLink posted... pegusus123456 posted... Bacon_Pancakes posted... I don't get how hell is punishment for bad people Like, if God banished Lucifer to hell because of him wanting free will/trying to go against his plan...then why is his first idea to torture everyone? He's supposed to have an army of demons and shit so why torture them cus then they'd just betray him. They probably drink mountain dew and listen to nickelback in hell and that's punishment enough I think the proper Christian idea is that Lucifer doesn't rule over Hell, he's imprisoned there too. So the prisoner is the warden? Great plan, God. It's actually a bit more complex than that. Different Abrahamic religions all have different interpretations. Sometimes even different sects within those religions don't agree. Basically, the three interpretations are like this; - Satan is a prisoner in hell. He was put there because of his pride. - Satan is the king of hell, who rebelled against god and now has free reign over Hell (and sometimes Earth). - Satan is simply an agent of God. He's just doing what he is supposed to. What is important to remember, though, is that in the first two, Satan actually hates humanity for supplanting him in the eyes of God. In some versions, it's his refusal to bow down to humanity that's the breaking point. In the latter interpretation, he is God's employee and his job is to punish humans, and by all accounts, he is pretty good at his job. Either way, I can't think of any interpretation where Satan actually likes wicked people. He just uses them to prove his point and try and spite God. <cite>Dash_Harber posted [p:905211652] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote><cite>WaterLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pegusus123456 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Bacon_Pancakes posted...</cite> <quote> I don't get how hell is punishment for bad people Like, if God banished Lucifer to hell because of him wanting free will/trying to go against his plan...then why is his first idea to torture everyone? He's supposed to have an army of demons and shit so why torture them cus then they'd just betray him. They probably drink mountain dew and listen to nickelback in hell and that's punishment enough</quote> I think the proper Christian idea is that Lucifer doesn't rule over Hell, he's imprisoned there too.</quote> So the prisoner is the warden? Great plan, God.</quote> It's actually a bit more complex than that. Different Abrahamic religions all have different interpretations. Sometimes even different sects within those religions don't agree. Basically, the three interpretations are like this; - Satan is a prisoner in hell. He was put there because of his pride. - Satan is the king of hell, who rebelled against god and now has free reign over Hell (and sometimes Earth). - Satan is simply an agent of God. He's just doing what he is supposed to. What is important to remember, though, is that in the first two, Satan actually hates humanity for supplanting him in the eyes of God. In some versions, it's his refusal to bow down to humanity that's the breaking point. In the latter interpretation, he is God's employee and his job is to punish humans, and by all accounts, he is pretty good at his job. Either way, I can't think of any interpretation where Satan actually likes wicked people. He just uses them to prove his point and try and spite God.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
K181 07/16/18 11:44:01 PM #38:	Have him in a room with loads of other people that all completely ignore him for eternity. --- Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. <cite>K181 posted [p:905211680] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote>Have him in a room with loads of other people that all completely ignore him for eternity.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 07/16/18 11:47:17 PM #39:	Bacon_Pancakes posted... Like, if God banished Lucifer to hell because of him wanting free will/trying to go against his plan...then why is his first idea to torture everyone? I mean, Lucifer does kinda hate humans. Like, that was the point. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:905211819] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bacon_Pancakes posted...</cite> <quote>Like, if God banished Lucifer to hell because of him wanting free will/trying to go against his plan...then why is his first idea to torture everyone?</quote> I mean, Lucifer does kinda hate humans. Like, that was the point.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 07/16/18 11:47:25 PM #40:	Dash_Harber posted... WaterLink posted... pegusus123456 posted... Bacon_Pancakes posted... I don't get how hell is punishment for bad people Like, if God banished Lucifer to hell because of him wanting free will/trying to go against his plan...then why is his first idea to torture everyone? He's supposed to have an army of demons and shit so why torture them cus then they'd just betray him. They probably drink mountain dew and listen to nickelback in hell and that's punishment enough I think the proper Christian idea is that Lucifer doesn't rule over Hell, he's imprisoned there too. So the prisoner is the warden? Great plan, God. It's actually a bit more complex than that. Different Abrahamic religions all have different interpretations. Sometimes even different sects within those religions don't agree. Basically, the three interpretations are like this; - Satan is a prisoner in hell. He was put there because of his pride. - Satan is the king of hell, who rebelled against god and now has free reign over Hell (and sometimes Earth). - Satan is simply an agent of God. He's just doing what he is supposed to. What is important to remember, though, is that in the first two, Satan actually hates humanity for supplanting him in the eyes of God. In some versions, it's his refusal to bow down to humanity that's the breaking point. In the latter interpretation, he is God's employee and his job is to punish humans, and by all accounts, he is pretty good at his job. Either way, I can't think of any interpretation where Satan actually likes wicked people. He just uses them to prove his point and try and spite God. Boba Fett is Satan. He's a minor antagonist that rarely appears in canon, has little to no real accomplishments, is last seen falling into a pit from which he never escapes, and is kept alive by fanfic authors who think writing extra stories about him is cool and edgy. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:905211827] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dash_Harber posted...</cite> <quote><cite>WaterLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pegusus123456 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Bacon_Pancakes posted...</cite> <quote> I don't get how hell is punishment for bad people Like, if God banished Lucifer to hell because of him wanting free will/trying to go against his plan...then why is his first idea to torture everyone? He's supposed to have an army of demons and shit so why torture them cus then they'd just betray him. They probably drink mountain dew and listen to nickelback in hell and that's punishment enough</quote> I think the proper Christian idea is that Lucifer doesn't rule over Hell, he's imprisoned there too.</quote> So the prisoner is the warden? Great plan, God.</quote> It's actually a bit more complex than that. Different Abrahamic religions all have different interpretations. Sometimes even different sects within those religions don't agree. Basically, the three interpretations are like this; - Satan is a prisoner in hell. He was put there because of his pride. - Satan is the king of hell, who rebelled against god and now has free reign over Hell (and sometimes Earth). - Satan is simply an agent of God. He's just doing what he is supposed to. What is important to remember, though, is that in the first two, Satan actually hates humanity for supplanting him in the eyes of God. In some versions, it's his refusal to bow down to humanity that's the breaking point. In the latter interpretation, he is God's employee and his job is to punish humans, and by all accounts, he is pretty good at his job. Either way, I can't think of any interpretation where Satan actually likes wicked people. He just uses them to prove his point and try and spite God.</quote> Boba Fett is Satan. He's a minor antagonist that rarely appears in canon, has little to no real accomplishments, is last seen falling into a pit from which he never escapes, and is kept alive by fanfic authors who think writing extra stories about him is cool and edgy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 07/16/18 11:48:37 PM #41:	No i would request him to be sent to heaven so god can deal with that shit --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:905211884] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote>No i would request him to be sent to heaven so god can deal with that shit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dash_Harber 07/16/18 11:48:54 PM #42:	Tyranthraxus posted... Dash_Harber posted... WaterLink posted... pegusus123456 posted... Bacon_Pancakes posted... I don't get how hell is punishment for bad people Like, if God banished Lucifer to hell because of him wanting free will/trying to go against his plan...then why is his first idea to torture everyone? He's supposed to have an army of demons and shit so why torture them cus then they'd just betray him. They probably drink mountain dew and listen to nickelback in hell and that's punishment enough I think the proper Christian idea is that Lucifer doesn't rule over Hell, he's imprisoned there too. So the prisoner is the warden? Great plan, God. It's actually a bit more complex than that. Different Abrahamic religions all have different interpretations. Sometimes even different sects within those religions don't agree. Basically, the three interpretations are like this; - Satan is a prisoner in hell. He was put there because of his pride. - Satan is the king of hell, who rebelled against god and now has free reign over Hell (and sometimes Earth). - Satan is simply an agent of God. He's just doing what he is supposed to. What is important to remember, though, is that in the first two, Satan actually hates humanity for supplanting him in the eyes of God. In some versions, it's his refusal to bow down to humanity that's the breaking point. In the latter interpretation, he is God's employee and his job is to punish humans, and by all accounts, he is pretty good at his job. Either way, I can't think of any interpretation where Satan actually likes wicked people. He just uses them to prove his point and try and spite God. Boba Fett is Satan. He's a minor antagonist that rarely appears in canon, has little to no real accomplishments, is last seen falling into a pit from which he never escapes, and is kept alive by fanfic authors who think writing extra stories about him is cool and edgy. Yeah, that works. Also, IIRC, some groups don't even view Lucifer and Satan as the same being. I may be mis-remembering on that one, though. <cite>Dash_Harber posted [p:905211895] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote><cite>Tyranthraxus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Dash_Harber posted...</cite> <quote><cite>WaterLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pegusus123456 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Bacon_Pancakes posted...</cite> <quote> I don't get how hell is punishment for bad people Like, if God banished Lucifer to hell because of him wanting free will/trying to go against his plan...then why is his first idea to torture everyone? He's supposed to have an army of demons and shit so why torture them cus then they'd just betray him. They probably drink mountain dew and listen to nickelback in hell and that's punishment enough</quote> I think the proper Christian idea is that Lucifer doesn't rule over Hell, he's imprisoned there too.</quote> So the prisoner is the warden? Great plan, God.</quote> It's actually a bit more complex than that. Different Abrahamic religions all have different interpretations. Sometimes even different sects within those religions don't agree. Basically, the three interpretations are like this; - Satan is a prisoner in hell. He was put there because of his pride. - Satan is the king of hell, who rebelled against god and now has free reign over Hell (and sometimes Earth). - Satan is simply an agent of God. He's just doing what he is supposed to. What is important to remember, though, is that in the first two, Satan actually hates humanity for supplanting him in the eyes of God. In some versions, it's his refusal to bow down to humanity that's the breaking point. In the latter interpretation, he is God's employee and his job is to punish humans, and by all accounts, he is pretty good at his job. Either way, I can't think of any interpretation where Satan actually likes wicked people. He just uses them to prove his point and try and spite God.</quote> Boba Fett is Satan. He's a minor antagonist that rarely appears in canon, has little to no real accomplishments, is last seen falling into a pit from which he never escapes, and is kept alive by fanfic authors who think writing extra stories about him is cool and edgy.</quote> Yeah, that works. Also, IIRC, some groups don't even view Lucifer and Satan as the same being. I may be mis-remembering on that one, though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 07/16/18 11:49:06 PM #43:	Tyranthraxus posted... Dash_Harber posted... WaterLink posted... pegusus123456 posted... Bacon_Pancakes posted... I don't get how hell is punishment for bad people Like, if God banished Lucifer to hell because of him wanting free will/trying to go against his plan...then why is his first idea to torture everyone? He's supposed to have an army of demons and shit so why torture them cus then they'd just betray him. They probably drink mountain dew and listen to nickelback in hell and that's punishment enough I think the proper Christian idea is that Lucifer doesn't rule over Hell, he's imprisoned there too. So the prisoner is the warden? Great plan, God. It's actually a bit more complex than that. Different Abrahamic religions all have different interpretations. Sometimes even different sects within those religions don't agree. Basically, the three interpretations are like this; - Satan is a prisoner in hell. He was put there because of his pride. - Satan is the king of hell, who rebelled against god and now has free reign over Hell (and sometimes Earth). - Satan is simply an agent of God. He's just doing what he is supposed to. What is important to remember, though, is that in the first two, Satan actually hates humanity for supplanting him in the eyes of God. In some versions, it's his refusal to bow down to humanity that's the breaking point. In the latter interpretation, he is God's employee and his job is to punish humans, and by all accounts, he is pretty good at his job. Either way, I can't think of any interpretation where Satan actually likes wicked people. He just uses them to prove his point and try and spite God. Boba Fett is Satan. He's a minor antagonist that rarely appears in canon, has little to no real accomplishments, is last seen falling into a pit from which he never escapes, and is kept alive by fanfic authors who think writing extra stories about him is cool and edgy. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:905211904] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote><cite>Tyranthraxus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Dash_Harber posted...</cite> <quote><cite>WaterLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pegusus123456 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Bacon_Pancakes posted...</cite> <quote> I don't get how hell is punishment for bad people Like, if God banished Lucifer to hell because of him wanting free will/trying to go against his plan...then why is his first idea to torture everyone? He's supposed to have an army of demons and shit so why torture them cus then they'd just betray him. They probably drink mountain dew and listen to nickelback in hell and that's punishment enough</quote> I think the proper Christian idea is that Lucifer doesn't rule over Hell, he's imprisoned there too.</quote> So the prisoner is the warden? Great plan, God.</quote> It's actually a bit more complex than that. Different Abrahamic religions all have different interpretations. Sometimes even different sects within those religions don't agree. Basically, the three interpretations are like this; - Satan is a prisoner in hell. He was put there because of his pride. - Satan is the king of hell, who rebelled against god and now has free reign over Hell (and sometimes Earth). - Satan is simply an agent of God. He's just doing what he is supposed to. What is important to remember, though, is that in the first two, Satan actually hates humanity for supplanting him in the eyes of God. In some versions, it's his refusal to bow down to humanity that's the breaking point. In the latter interpretation, he is God's employee and his job is to punish humans, and by all accounts, he is pretty good at his job. Either way, I can't think of any interpretation where Satan actually likes wicked people. He just uses them to prove his point and try and spite God.</quote> Boba Fett is Satan. He's a minor antagonist that rarely appears in canon, has little to no real accomplishments, is last seen falling into a pit from which he never escapes, and is kept alive by fanfic authors who think writing extra stories about him is cool and edgy.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dash_Harber 07/16/18 11:50:37 PM #44:	DrizztLink posted... Tyranthraxus posted... Dash_Harber posted... WaterLink posted... pegusus123456 posted... Bacon_Pancakes posted... I don't get how hell is punishment for bad people Like, if God banished Lucifer to hell because of him wanting free will/trying to go against his plan...then why is his first idea to torture everyone? He's supposed to have an army of demons and shit so why torture them cus then they'd just betray him. They probably drink mountain dew and listen to nickelback in hell and that's punishment enough I think the proper Christian idea is that Lucifer doesn't rule over Hell, he's imprisoned there too. So the prisoner is the warden? Great plan, God. It's actually a bit more complex than that. Different Abrahamic religions all have different interpretations. Sometimes even different sects within those religions don't agree. Basically, the three interpretations are like this; - Satan is a prisoner in hell. He was put there because of his pride. - Satan is the king of hell, who rebelled against god and now has free reign over Hell (and sometimes Earth). - Satan is simply an agent of God. He's just doing what he is supposed to. What is important to remember, though, is that in the first two, Satan actually hates humanity for supplanting him in the eyes of God. In some versions, it's his refusal to bow down to humanity that's the breaking point. In the latter interpretation, he is God's employee and his job is to punish humans, and by all accounts, he is pretty good at his job. Either way, I can't think of any interpretation where Satan actually likes wicked people. He just uses them to prove his point and try and spite God. Boba Fett is Satan. He's a minor antagonist that rarely appears in canon, has little to no real accomplishments, is last seen falling into a pit from which he never escapes, and is kept alive by fanfic authors who think writing extra stories about him is cool and edgy. He's mostly right. To be fair, though, he very clearly shows up as the principle antagonist of Armageddon/The Apocalypse, and even has a showdown with Jesus. <cite>Dash_Harber posted [p:905211959] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Tyranthraxus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Dash_Harber posted...</cite> <quote><cite>WaterLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pegusus123456 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Bacon_Pancakes posted...</cite> <quote> I don't get how hell is punishment for bad people Like, if God banished Lucifer to hell because of him wanting free will/trying to go against his plan...then why is his first idea to torture everyone? He's supposed to have an army of demons and shit so why torture them cus then they'd just betray him. They probably drink mountain dew and listen to nickelback in hell and that's punishment enough</quote> I think the proper Christian idea is that Lucifer doesn't rule over Hell, he's imprisoned there too.</quote> So the prisoner is the warden? Great plan, God.</quote> It's actually a bit more complex than that. Different Abrahamic religions all have different interpretations. Sometimes even different sects within those religions don't agree. Basically, the three interpretations are like this; - Satan is a prisoner in hell. He was put there because of his pride. - Satan is the king of hell, who rebelled against god and now has free reign over Hell (and sometimes Earth). - Satan is simply an agent of God. He's just doing what he is supposed to. What is important to remember, though, is that in the first two, Satan actually hates humanity for supplanting him in the eyes of God. In some versions, it's his refusal to bow down to humanity that's the breaking point. In the latter interpretation, he is God's employee and his job is to punish humans, and by all accounts, he is pretty good at his job. Either way, I can't think of any interpretation where Satan actually likes wicked people. He just uses them to prove his point and try and spite God.</quote> Boba Fett is Satan. He's a minor antagonist that rarely appears in canon, has little to no real accomplishments, is last seen falling into a pit from which he never escapes, and is kept alive by fanfic authors who think writing extra stories about him is cool and edgy.</quote> </quote> He's mostly right. To be fair, though, he very clearly shows up as the principle antagonist of Armageddon/The Apocalypse, and even has a showdown with Jesus.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 07/16/18 11:52:20 PM #45:	Dash_Harber posted... He's mostly right. To be fair, though, he very clearly shows up as the principle antagonist of Armageddon/The Apocalypse, and even has a showdown with Jesus. That's what I'm saying. The image usually means something like "Well but...I...oh god damn it." --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:905212044] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dash_Harber posted...</cite> <quote>He's mostly right. To be fair, though, he very clearly shows up as the principle antagonist of Armageddon/The Apocalypse, and even has a showdown with Jesus.</quote> That's what I'm saying. The image usually means something like "Well but...I...oh god damn it."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dash_Harber 07/16/18 11:53:14 PM #46:	DrizztLink posted... Dash_Harber posted... He's mostly right. To be fair, though, he very clearly shows up as the principle antagonist of Armageddon/The Apocalypse, and even has a showdown with Jesus. That's what I'm saying. The image usually means something like "Well but...I...oh god damn it." Yeah, I was just adding an addendum to the discussion because I was thinking about it, I wasn't saying you were wrong. My mistake. <cite>Dash_Harber posted [p:905212089] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Dash_Harber posted...</cite> <quote>He's mostly right. To be fair, though, he very clearly shows up as the principle antagonist of Armageddon/The Apocalypse, and even has a showdown with Jesus.</quote> That's what I'm saying. The image usually means something like "Well but...I...oh god damn it."</quote> Yeah, I was just adding an addendum to the discussion because I was thinking about it, I wasn't saying you were wrong. My mistake.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 07/16/18 11:53:29 PM #47:	Dash_Harber posted... Yeah, that works. Also, IIRC, some groups don't even view Lucifer and Satan as the same being. I may be mis-remembering on that one, though. It becomes a matter of how literally you take the Bible. Nowhere does it say Lucifer is Satan. Additionally, the serpent that tricked Eve was never given a name. It could have been an unrelated third person. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:905212101] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dash_Harber posted...</cite> <quote>Yeah, that works. Also, IIRC, some groups don't even view Lucifer and Satan as the same being. I may be mis-remembering on that one, though.</quote> It becomes a matter of how literally you take the Bible. Nowhere does it say Lucifer is Satan. Additionally, the serpent that tricked Eve was never given a name. It could have been an unrelated third person.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 07/16/18 11:53:38 PM #48:	No prob bruv --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:905212109] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote>No prob bruv</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dash_Harber 07/16/18 11:55:17 PM #49:	Tyranthraxus posted... Dash_Harber posted... Yeah, that works. Also, IIRC, some groups don't even view Lucifer and Satan as the same being. I may be mis-remembering on that one, though. It becomes a matter of how literally you take the Bible. Nowhere does it say Lucifer is Satan. Additionally, the serpent that tricked Eve was never given a name. It could have been an unrelated third person. Yeah, but it becomes a chicken, egg argument when you get into, though; the people telling us that all three people are the same being are also the ones that curated what makes up Bible canon now (regardless of how you feel about it's authenticity, it's historical fact that disputes on Bible canon historically did happen and human beings had a direct influence, whether they were acting on God's will or not). Edit: Unless you are saying that a third, unnamed antagonist shows up at the end, because I thought for sure that Satan was name-checked in Revelations. <cite>Dash_Harber posted [p:905212180] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote><cite>Tyranthraxus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Dash_Harber posted...</cite> <quote>Yeah, that works. Also, IIRC, some groups don't even view Lucifer and Satan as the same being. I may be mis-remembering on that one, though.</quote> It becomes a matter of how literally you take the Bible. Nowhere does it say Lucifer is Satan. Additionally, the serpent that tricked Eve was never given a name. It could have been an unrelated third person.</quote> Yeah, but it becomes a chicken, egg argument when you get into, though; the people telling us that all three people are the same being are also the ones that curated what makes up Bible canon now (regardless of how you feel about it's authenticity, it's historical fact that disputes on Bible canon historically did happen and human beings had a direct influence, whether they were acting on God's will or not). Edit: Unless you are saying that a third, unnamed antagonist shows up at the end, because I thought for sure that Satan was name-checked in Revelations.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VTBM 07/17/18 12:10:45 AM #50:	I'd say, "You're in the wrong place, son." and send him on his way to heaven. :) --- http://darkvisionsofterror.bandcamp.com/ https://imgur.com/e7sCCSb http://i.imgtc.com/AlmbdTG49T.jpg <cite>VTBM posted [p:905212882] in If you wer... [t:76813768]...</cite> <quote>I'd say, "You're in the wrong place, son." and send him on his way to heaven. :)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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