Current Events > my wife is pregnant.... WITH TWINS.

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bladegash
07/20/18 7:52:11 PM
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which god hath i angered?

quick everyone, sacrifice 10 virgins, offer camels and sheep, baptize something...

i already got rid of the damn bassinet, the swings, the toys.... so many damn diapers... closest family is 7 states away... the wife is eating so damn much...... THE FUCKING BILLS MAN..

this shit is so unfair...
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Romes187
07/20/18 7:53:44 PM
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haha we were hoping my wife was pregnant with twins since we want two and to get it all over with

all i can say is....thank god we didn't

because one is enough

good luck amigo

you will need it
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thronedfire2
07/20/18 7:53:54 PM
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babynames.com
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ModLogic
07/20/18 7:54:02 PM
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you can always put 1 up for adoption

if identical you still have a copy left
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Lvaneede
07/20/18 7:57:19 PM
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Good luck with that. Sounds like a nightmare to me
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SpiralDrift
07/20/18 8:00:24 PM
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I guess the grass is always greener on the other side. I'd be pretty happy. Does sound stressful though.
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gunplagirl
07/20/18 8:02:29 PM
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What are the odds they're TCs?
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masticatingman
07/20/18 8:04:06 PM
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Goodbye tc
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Tappor
07/20/18 8:04:42 PM
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lol
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
07/20/18 8:08:25 PM
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Better get that DNA test done before claiming your the father, can't ever be too careful, never claim a child that is not yours unless your adopting.
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HiddenLurker
07/20/18 8:10:36 PM
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To quote SmashTV:
"Good Luck! You'll need it!"
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3khc
07/20/18 8:10:57 PM
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This happened.
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smoliske
07/20/18 8:11:39 PM
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great news

@joestarrr
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TableFlip
07/20/18 8:12:31 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
babynames.com

Went here to say this
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Gafemage
07/20/18 8:12:41 PM
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I believe TC is making up this scenario.
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Vicious_Dios
07/20/18 8:12:41 PM
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bladegash posted...

i already got rid of the damn bassinet, the swings, the toys.... so many damn diapers... closest family is 7 states away... the wife is eating so damn much...... THE FUCKING BILLS MAN..


You can apply for financial aid, and get other good deals for your twinfants from baby product companies.
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Aye
07/20/18 8:13:43 PM
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There's a pretty simple solution, if you both don't want them...
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joestarrr
07/20/18 8:15:23 PM
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smoliske posted...
great news

@joestarrr


goals tbh
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Pitlord_Special
07/20/18 8:19:32 PM
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3khc posted...
This happened.


^^^
Signed pics of ultrasound or it didn't happen
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Esrac
07/20/18 8:26:12 PM
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Congratulations.

So, who's the father?
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bladegash
07/20/18 8:37:39 PM
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Romes187 posted...
haha we were hoping my wife was pregnant with twins since we want two and to get it all over with

all i can say is....thank god we didn't

because one is enough

good luck amigo

you will need it


yea i already have 1. this was shattering.

SpiralDrift posted...
I guess the grass is always greener on the other side. I'd be pretty happy. Does sound stressful though.

I'm happy about having kids. Not so happy that it wasn't planned and i'm not financially prepared for more since i went back to school.

gunplagirl posted...
What are the odds they're TCs?


Considering i shoot Michael Phelps tier swimmers, the odds are up there.

Aye posted...
There's a pretty simple solution, if you both don't want them...


We want them.... we just can't handle them.

Pitlord_Special posted...
3khc posted...
This happened.


^^^
Signed pics of ultrasound or it didn't happen


She wants a 3d utlrasound when they develop more. I'll post those probably.
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bladegash
07/20/18 8:42:52 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
bladegash posted...

i already got rid of the damn bassinet, the swings, the toys.... so many damn diapers... closest family is 7 states away... the wife is eating so damn much...... THE FUCKING BILLS MAN..


You can apply for financial aid, and get other good deals for your twinfants from baby product companies.


I'm applying for financial aid, i don't know anything about baby products though. My wife usually handles that.

RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
Better get that DNA test done before claiming your the father, can't ever be too careful, never claim a child that is not yours unless your adopting.


I did that with my son. I was in the military and gone alot, i didn't want to raise jody's brat. But i haven't had a job since going back to school, she would have to be a ninja to get away with it this time. I'll still probably do it, but i ain't worried about it.
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Slaya4
07/20/18 8:49:01 PM
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Damn son

Life = over
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Offworlder1
07/20/18 8:50:27 PM
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Good luck to ya blacksmith.
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EpicMickeyDrew
07/20/18 9:12:27 PM
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So who's the other father?
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gunplagirl
07/20/18 11:57:15 PM
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TC smokes so much weed that his sperm have been adversely affected. #sobrave
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bladegash
07/21/18 12:04:05 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
TC smokes so much weed that his sperm have been adversely affected. #sobrave


I haven't smoked since like last year.
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Letron_James
07/21/18 12:04:43 AM
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EpicMickeyDrew posted...
So who's the other father?

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