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MattSFfrd 07/25/18 3:50:54 PM #1:	but knowingly giving them AIDS is a-ok https://www.nationalreview.com/2018/07/plastic-straw-ban-santa-barbara-jail-time-punishment/ liberalism is cancer --- https://imgur.com/gtPDla0 <cite>MattSFfrd posted [p:905707644] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote>but knowingly giving them AIDS is a-ok https://www.nationalreview.com/2018/07/plastic-straw-ban-santa-barbara-jail-time-punishment/ liberalism is cancer</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 07/25/18 3:52:24 PM #2:	oh wow, banning them in portland oregon. i didn't think they would follow em. --- I'm pretty much Stu from Rugrats making pudding at 4 in morning because I've lost control of my life - Polycosm <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:905707739] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote>oh wow, banning them in portland oregon. i didn't think they would follow em.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 07/25/18 3:52:27 PM #3:	this can't be constitutional --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:905707741] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote>this can't be constitutional</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MattSFfrd 07/25/18 3:53:23 PM #5:	"Each individual straw counts as a separate infraction, meaning that if someone got busted handing out straws to a table of four people, he or she could end up facing years behind bars." --- https://imgur.com/gtPDla0 <cite>MattSFfrd posted [p:905707794] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote>"Each individual straw counts as a separate infraction, meaning that if someone got busted handing out straws to a table of four people, he or she could end up facing years behind bars."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MattSFfrd 07/25/18 3:54:29 PM #6:	Hairistotle posted... Knowingly infecting someone with AIDS isn't illegal? nope --- https://imgur.com/gtPDla0 <cite>MattSFfrd posted [p:905707847] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hairistotle posted...</cite> <quote>Knowingly infecting someone with AIDS isn't illegal?</quote> nope</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bover_87 07/25/18 3:57:35 PM #9:	MattSFfrd posted... but knowingly giving them AIDS is a-ok https://www.nationalreview.com/2018/07/plastic-straw-ban-santa-barbara-jail-time-punishment/ liberalism is cancer Congrats on linking to a shitty alt-right clickbait site. --- I...I shall consume. Consume...consume everything. ~ [FFRK] rcr6 - Chosen Traveler/Forbidden Power/Divine Veil Grimoire <cite>bover_87 posted [p:905708020] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote><cite>MattSFfrd posted...</cite> <quote>but knowingly giving them AIDS is a-ok https://www.nationalreview.com/2018/07/plastic-straw-ban-santa-barbara-jail-time-punishment/ liberalism is cancer</quote> Congrats on linking to a shitty alt-right clickbait site.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LightHawKnight 07/25/18 3:57:49 PM #10:	A max of 6 months or a 1000 $ fine, not that bad, but still wtf. --- The Official Odin of the Shin Megami Tensei IV board. "You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me." <cite>LightHawKnight posted [p:905708036] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote>A max of 6 months or a 1000 $ fine, not that bad, but still wtf.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 07/25/18 3:58:21 PM #11:	The tolerant left --- Oda break tracker 2018- 4 (2) \| THE Ohio State: 11-2 \| Oakland Raiders: 6-10 Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:905708066] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote>The tolerant left</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 07/25/18 3:58:33 PM #12:	MattSFfrd posted... "Each individual straw counts as a separate infraction, meaning that if someone got busted handing out straws to a table of four people, he or she could end up facing years behind bars." "The city of Santa Barbara has passed an ordinance that will allow restaurant employees to be punished with up to six months of jail time or a $1,000 fine for giving plastic straws to their customers." you're citing the maximum penalty and then acting like it's the mandatory minimum. what disingenuous bullshit --- Playing: Yakuza Kiwami; Superhot; Vermintide 2 *(~);} - I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up - {;(~)* <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:905708084] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote><cite>MattSFfrd posted...</cite> <quote>"Each individual straw counts as a separate infraction, meaning that if someone got busted handing out straws to a table of four people, he or she could end up facing years behind bars."</quote> "The city of Santa Barbara has passed an ordinance that will allow restaurant employees to be punished with up to six months of jail time or a $1,000 fine for giving plastic straws to their customers." you're citing the maximum penalty and then acting like it's the mandatory minimum. what disingenuous bullshit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MattSFfrd 07/25/18 3:59:13 PM #13:	LightHawKnight posted... A max of 6 months or a 1000 $ fine, not that bad, but still wtf. per infraction. a table full of straws = years in jail --- https://imgur.com/gtPDla0 <cite>MattSFfrd posted [p:905708114] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote><cite>LightHawKnight posted...</cite> <quote>A max of 6 months or a 1000 $ fine, not that bad, but still wtf.</quote> per infraction. a table full of straws = years in jail</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Broseph_Stalin 07/25/18 4:00:02 PM #14:	Hairistotle posted... Knowingly infecting someone with AIDS isn't illegal? It is. Remember, a conservative is always uninformed and hopes you are too. <cite>Broseph_Stalin posted [p:905708150] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hairistotle posted...</cite> <quote>Knowingly infecting someone with AIDS isn't illegal?</quote> It is. Remember, a conservative is always uninformed and hopes you are too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MattSFfrd 07/25/18 4:00:18 PM #15:	Giant_Aspirin posted... MattSFfrd posted... "Each individual straw counts as a separate infraction, meaning that if someone got busted handing out straws to a table of four people, he or she could end up facing years behind bars." "The city of Santa Barbara has passed an ordinance that will allow restaurant employees to be punished with up to six months of jail time or a $1,000 fine for giving plastic straws to their customers." you're citing the maximum penalty and then acting like it's the mandatory minimum. what disingenuous bullshit you're literally defending FUCKING JAIL TIME FOR HANDING SOMEBODY A STRAW on a scale of 1-10 how hard do you enjoy the government fucking you? --- https://imgur.com/gtPDla0 <cite>MattSFfrd posted [p:905708168] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote><cite>Giant_Aspirin posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MattSFfrd posted...</cite> <quote>"Each individual straw counts as a separate infraction, meaning that if someone got busted handing out straws to a table of four people, he or she could end up facing years behind bars."</quote> "The city of Santa Barbara has passed an ordinance that will allow restaurant employees to be punished with up to six months of jail time or a $1,000 fine for giving plastic straws to their customers." you're citing the maximum penalty and then acting like it's the mandatory minimum. what disingenuous bullshit</quote> you're literally defending FUCKING JAIL TIME FOR HANDING SOMEBODY A STRAW on a scale of 1-10 how hard do you enjoy the government fucking you?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Awesome 07/25/18 4:00:20 PM #16:	Giant_Aspirin posted... MattSFfrd posted... "Each individual straw counts as a separate infraction, meaning that if someone got busted handing out straws to a table of four people, he or she could end up facing years behind bars." "The city of Santa Barbara has passed an ordinance that will allow restaurant employees to be punished with up to six months of jail time or a $1,000 fine for giving plastic straws to their customers." you're citing the maximum penalty and then acting like it's the mandatory minimum. what disingenuous bullshit Do you not understand that this law is bizarre to begin with? --- https://imgur.com/gWCYPlD https://imgur.com/J9kjYjA https://imgur.com/Ls3OgWR <cite>Awesome posted [p:905708170] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote><cite>Giant_Aspirin posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MattSFfrd posted...</cite> <quote>"Each individual straw counts as a separate infraction, meaning that if someone got busted handing out straws to a table of four people, he or she could end up facing years behind bars."</quote> "The city of Santa Barbara has passed an ordinance that will allow restaurant employees to be punished with up to six months of jail time or a $1,000 fine for giving plastic straws to their customers." you're citing the maximum penalty and then acting like it's the mandatory minimum. what disingenuous bullshit</quote> Do you not understand that this law is bizarre to begin with?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cornmuffins 07/25/18 4:00:38 PM #17:	Fair next --- Getting C's and D's, saying thanks and please. You broke the golden rule, you're staying after school. <cite>Cornmuffins posted [p:905708183] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote>Fair next</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MattSFfrd 07/25/18 4:01:06 PM #18:	Broseph_Stalin posted... Hairistotle posted... Knowingly infecting someone with AIDS isn't illegal? It is. Remember, a conservative is always uninformed and hopes you are too. oh sorry, it's been reduced to a misdemeanor, much better. literally attempted murder is a misdemeanor. --- https://imgur.com/gtPDla0 <cite>MattSFfrd posted [p:905708218] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote><cite>Broseph_Stalin posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Hairistotle posted...</cite> <quote>Knowingly infecting someone with AIDS isn't illegal?</quote> It is. Remember, a conservative is always uninformed and hopes you are too.</quote> oh sorry, it's been reduced to a misdemeanor, much better. literally attempted murder is a misdemeanor.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Awesome 07/25/18 4:01:50 PM #19:	MattSFfrd posted... Giant_Aspirin posted... MattSFfrd posted... "Each individual straw counts as a separate infraction, meaning that if someone got busted handing out straws to a table of four people, he or she could end up facing years behind bars." "The city of Santa Barbara has passed an ordinance that will allow restaurant employees to be punished with up to six months of jail time or a $1,000 fine for giving plastic straws to their customers." you're citing the maximum penalty and then acting like it's the mandatory minimum. what disingenuous bullshit you're literally defending FUCKING JAIL TIME FOR HANDING SOMEBODY A STRAW on a scale of 1-10 how hard do you enjoy the government fucking you? Political affiliations aside for me, it looks like citizens of the USA do like being abused as long as their cult party is winning . --- https://imgur.com/gWCYPlD https://imgur.com/J9kjYjA https://imgur.com/Ls3OgWR <cite>Awesome posted [p:905708265] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote><cite>MattSFfrd posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Giant_Aspirin posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MattSFfrd posted...</cite> <quote>"Each individual straw counts as a separate infraction, meaning that if someone got busted handing out straws to a table of four people, he or she could end up facing years behind bars."</quote> "The city of Santa Barbara has passed an ordinance that will allow restaurant employees to be punished with up to six months of jail time or a $1,000 fine for giving plastic straws to their customers." you're citing the maximum penalty and then acting like it's the mandatory minimum. what disingenuous bullshit</quote> you're literally defending FUCKING JAIL TIME FOR HANDING SOMEBODY A STRAW on a scale of 1-10 how hard do you enjoy the government fucking you?</quote> Political affiliations aside for me, it looks like citizens of the USA do like being abused as long as their cult party is winning .</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XxKrazyChaosxX 07/25/18 4:02:24 PM #20:	Inmate: I killed a guy. What about you man? What are you in for? Waiter: I gave someone a plastic straw.... Inmate: That's rough man. Hang in there... --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone <cite>XxKrazyChaosxX posted [p:905708293] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote>Inmate: I killed a guy. What about you man? What are you in for? Waiter: I gave someone a plastic straw.... Inmate: That's rough man. Hang in there...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Broseph_Stalin 07/25/18 4:02:55 PM #21:	There's a huge difference between something being legal and the punishment being reduced but I understand you can't make a conservative argument without being disingenuous. <cite>Broseph_Stalin posted [p:905708328] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote>There's a huge difference between something being legal and the punishment being reduced but I understand you can't make a conservative argument without being disingenuous.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Giant_Aspirin 07/25/18 4:03:37 PM #23:	MattSFfrd posted... Giant_Aspirin posted... MattSFfrd posted... "Each individual straw counts as a separate infraction, meaning that if someone got busted handing out straws to a table of four people, he or she could end up facing years behind bars." "The city of Santa Barbara has passed an ordinance that will allow restaurant employees to be punished with up to six months of jail time or a $1,000 fine for giving plastic straws to their customers." you're citing the maximum penalty and then acting like it's the mandatory minimum. what disingenuous bullshit you're literally defending FUCKING JAIL TIME FOR HANDING SOMEBODY A STRAW on a scale of 1-10 how hard do you enjoy the government fucking you? im not defending anything. im calling out your disingenuous claims in this topic. you're making it sound like anyone handing out a single straw is automatically going to jail for 6 months, which is clearly not reality. --- Playing: Yakuza Kiwami; Superhot; Vermintide 2 *(~);} - I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up - {;(~)* <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:905708366] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote><cite>MattSFfrd posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Giant_Aspirin posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MattSFfrd posted...</cite> <quote>"Each individual straw counts as a separate infraction, meaning that if someone got busted handing out straws to a table of four people, he or she could end up facing years behind bars."</quote> "The city of Santa Barbara has passed an ordinance that will allow restaurant employees to be punished with up to six months of jail time or a $1,000 fine for giving plastic straws to their customers." you're citing the maximum penalty and then acting like it's the mandatory minimum. what disingenuous bullshit</quote> you're literally defending FUCKING JAIL TIME FOR HANDING SOMEBODY A STRAW on a scale of 1-10 how hard do you enjoy the government fucking you?</quote> im not defending anything. im calling out your disingenuous claims in this topic. you're making it sound like anyone handing out a single straw is automatically going to jail for 6 months, which is clearly not reality.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MattSFfrd 07/25/18 4:03:46 PM #24:	XxKrazyChaosxX posted... Inmate: I killed a guy. What about you man? What are you in for? Waiter: I gave someone a plastic straw.... Inmate: That's rough man. Hang in there... "i hear a girl a few cells down handed out straws to tables during her entire shift, watch out for that bitch. she's looking at life" --- https://imgur.com/gtPDla0 <cite>MattSFfrd posted [p:905708379] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote><cite>XxKrazyChaosxX posted...</cite> <quote>Inmate: I killed a guy. What about you man? What are you in for? Waiter: I gave someone a plastic straw.... Inmate: That's rough man. Hang in there...</quote> "i hear a girl a few cells down handed out straws to tables during her entire shift, watch out for that bitch. she's looking at life"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MattSFfrd 07/25/18 4:04:22 PM #25:	Giant_Aspirin posted... im not defending anything. im calling out your disingenuous claims in this topic. you're making it sound like anyone handing out a single straw is automatically going to jail for 6 months, which is clearly not reality. holy shit --- https://imgur.com/gtPDla0 <cite>MattSFfrd posted [p:905708415] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote><cite>Giant_Aspirin posted...</cite> <quote>im not defending anything. im calling out your disingenuous claims in this topic. you're making it sound like anyone handing out a single straw is automatically going to jail for 6 months, which is clearly not reality.</quote> holy shit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Broseph_Stalin 07/25/18 4:05:54 PM #26:	Hairistotle posted... Why did you lie to me? Broseph_Stalin posted... you can't make a conservative argument without being disingenuous. https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/new-california-law-reduces-penalty-knowingly-exposing-someone-hiv-n809416 tl;dr having severe penalties for knowingly exposing it (which is hard to prove btw) just causes people to avoid getting tested and unknowingly expose people to it. <cite>Broseph_Stalin posted [p:905708495] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hairistotle posted...</cite> <quote>Why did you lie to me?</quote> <cite>Broseph_Stalin posted...</cite> <quote>you can't make a conservative argument without being disingenuous.</quote> https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/new-california-law-reduces-penalty-knowingly-exposing-someone-hiv-n809416 tl;dr having severe penalties for knowingly exposing it (which is hard to prove btw) just causes people to avoid getting tested and unknowingly expose people to it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LedZeppelin 07/25/18 4:05:58 PM #27:	as if we needed any more proof that liberals are completely batshit crazy --- i am not a hoth or veggeta_x alt. please do not insult me with such comparisons. <cite>LedZeppelin posted [p:905708497] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote>as if we needed any more proof that liberals are completely batshit crazy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkTransient 07/25/18 4:07:08 PM #28:	MattSFfrd posted... Giant_Aspirin posted... MattSFfrd posted... "Each individual straw counts as a separate infraction, meaning that if someone got busted handing out straws to a table of four people, he or she could end up facing years behind bars." "The city of Santa Barbara has passed an ordinance that will allow restaurant employees to be punished with up to six months of jail time or a $1,000 fine for giving plastic straws to their customers." you're citing the maximum penalty and then acting like it's the mandatory minimum. what disingenuous bullshit you're literally defending FUCKING JAIL TIME FOR HANDING SOMEBODY A STRAW on a scale of 1-10 how hard do you enjoy the government fucking you? As much as I agree this law is stupid, pointing out "the law isn't as bad as you're claiming" is not the same thing as outright defending it. --- http://www.facebook.com/loaocos/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAfJB3KYYDg <cite>DarkTransient posted [p:905708578] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote><cite>MattSFfrd posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Giant_Aspirin posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MattSFfrd posted...</cite> <quote>"Each individual straw counts as a separate infraction, meaning that if someone got busted handing out straws to a table of four people, he or she could end up facing years behind bars."</quote> "The city of Santa Barbara has passed an ordinance that will allow restaurant employees to be punished with up to six months of jail time or a $1,000 fine for giving plastic straws to their customers." you're citing the maximum penalty and then acting like it's the mandatory minimum. what disingenuous bullshit</quote> you're literally defending FUCKING JAIL TIME FOR HANDING SOMEBODY A STRAW on a scale of 1-10 how hard do you enjoy the government fucking you?</quote> As much as I agree this law is stupid, pointing out "the law isn't as bad as you're claiming" is not the same thing as outright defending it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MattSFfrd 07/25/18 4:08:24 PM #29:	DarkTransient posted... MattSFfrd posted... Giant_Aspirin posted... MattSFfrd posted... "Each individual straw counts as a separate infraction, meaning that if someone got busted handing out straws to a table of four people, he or she could end up facing years behind bars." "The city of Santa Barbara has passed an ordinance that will allow restaurant employees to be punished with up to six months of jail time or a $1,000 fine for giving plastic straws to their customers." you're citing the maximum penalty and then acting like it's the mandatory minimum. what disingenuous bullshit you're literally defending FUCKING JAIL TIME FOR HANDING SOMEBODY A STRAW on a scale of 1-10 how hard do you enjoy the government fucking you? As much as I agree this law is stupid, pointing out "the law isn't as bad as you're claiming" is not the same thing as outright defending it. no, but it's completely avoiding the point on purpose --- https://imgur.com/gtPDla0 <cite>MattSFfrd posted [p:905708668] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote><cite>DarkTransient posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MattSFfrd posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Giant_Aspirin posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MattSFfrd posted...</cite> <quote>"Each individual straw counts as a separate infraction, meaning that if someone got busted handing out straws to a table of four people, he or she could end up facing years behind bars."</quote> "The city of Santa Barbara has passed an ordinance that will allow restaurant employees to be punished with up to six months of jail time or a $1,000 fine for giving plastic straws to their customers." you're citing the maximum penalty and then acting like it's the mandatory minimum. what disingenuous bullshit</quote> you're literally defending FUCKING JAIL TIME FOR HANDING SOMEBODY A STRAW on a scale of 1-10 how hard do you enjoy the government fucking you?</quote> As much as I agree this law is stupid, pointing out "the law isn't as bad as you're claiming" is not the same thing as outright defending it.</quote> no, but it's completely avoiding the point on purpose</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mistalightbulb 07/25/18 4:08:36 PM #30:	MattSFfrd posted... LightHawKnight posted... A max of 6 months or a 1000 $ fine, not that bad, but still wtf. per infraction. a table full of straws = years in jail You're so fucking stupid <cite>mistalightbulb posted [p:905708680] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote><cite>MattSFfrd posted...</cite> <quote><cite>LightHawKnight posted...</cite> <quote>A max of 6 months or a 1000 $ fine, not that bad, but still wtf.</quote> per infraction. a table full of straws = years in jail</quote> You're so fucking stupid</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eggcorn 07/25/18 4:08:48 PM #31:	kingdrake2 posted... oh wow, banning them in portland oregon. i didn't think they would follow em. Everything California does, the rest of the country eventually follows suit. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. <cite>eggcorn posted [p:905708699] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote><cite>kingdrake2 posted...</cite> <quote>oh wow, banning them in portland oregon. i didn't think they would follow em.</quote> Everything California does, the rest of the country eventually follows suit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MattSFfrd 07/25/18 4:09:14 PM #32:	mistalightbulb posted... MattSFfrd posted... LightHawKnight posted... A max of 6 months or a 1000 $ fine, not that bad, but still wtf. per infraction. a table full of straws = years in jail You're so fucking stupid it's per infraction. it's literally that. --- https://imgur.com/gtPDla0 <cite>MattSFfrd posted [p:905708720] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote><cite>mistalightbulb posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MattSFfrd posted...</cite> <quote><cite>LightHawKnight posted...</cite> <quote>A max of 6 months or a 1000 $ fine, not that bad, but still wtf.</quote> per infraction. a table full of straws = years in jail</quote> You're so fucking stupid</quote> it's per infraction. it's literally that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid Sonic 07/25/18 4:09:19 PM #33:	Broseph_Stalin posted... Hairistotle posted... Knowingly infecting someone with AIDS isn't illegal? It is. Remember, a conservative is always uninformed and hopes you are too. I know for a fact precedent exists for convicting a man of multiple murders for having sex when diagnosed with AIDS so anyone who says it isn't is full of shit. --- The only game reviewers who can be trusted are those who publish in Latin or Swahili. <cite>Solid Sonic posted [p:905708726] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote><cite>Broseph_Stalin posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Hairistotle posted...</cite> <quote>Knowingly infecting someone with AIDS isn't illegal?</quote> It is. Remember, a conservative is always uninformed and hopes you are too.</quote> I know for a fact precedent exists for convicting a man of multiple murders for having sex when diagnosed with AIDS so anyone who says it isn't is full of shit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
glitteringfairy 07/25/18 4:09:23 PM #34:	MattSFfrd posted... Giant_Aspirin posted... im not defending anything. im calling out your disingenuous claims in this topic. you're making it sound like anyone handing out a single straw is automatically going to jail for 6 months, which is clearly not reality. holy shit Aspirin does have a point albeit small but that aside the fact that giving a straw to someone is punishable by legal consequences of ANY kind if complete fucking lunacy --- "How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y https://imgur.com/AqR3aeX https://imgur.com/vvuUXpp https://imgur.com/r9xK2NR <cite>glitteringfairy posted [p:905708734] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote><cite>MattSFfrd posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Giant_Aspirin posted...</cite> <quote>im not defending anything. im calling out your disingenuous claims in this topic. you're making it sound like anyone handing out a single straw is automatically going to jail for 6 months, which is clearly not reality.</quote> holy shit</quote> Aspirin does have a point albeit small but that aside the fact that giving a straw to someone is punishable by legal consequences of ANY kind if complete fucking lunacy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spanky1 07/25/18 4:10:19 PM #35:	Demolition Man, everybody. --- https://imgur.com/DCjoiZ0 <cite>spanky1 posted [p:905708793] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote>Demolition Man, everybody.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 07/25/18 4:12:48 PM #36:	According to the ordinance, violators on their first offense will be given a written warning notice http://www.fox5ny.com/news/jail-time-for-defying-plastic-straw-ban so the only way you can possibly get "6 months in jail for giving somebody a straw" is if you did it once, got warned and then blatantly chose to ignore the law. im not giving my $0.02 on the sensibilities of a plastic straw ban, but if you're a server and you end up in jail over this it's really your own fault. --- Playing: Yakuza Kiwami; Superhot; Vermintide 2 *(~);} - I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up - {;(~)* <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:905708945] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote>According to the ordinance, violators on their first offense will be given a written warning notice http://www.fox5ny.com/news/jail-time-for-defying-plastic-straw-ban so the only way you can possibly get "6 months in jail for giving somebody a straw" is if you did it once, got warned and then blatantly chose to ignore the law. im not giving my $0.02 on the sensibilities of a plastic straw ban, but if you're a server and you end up in jail over this it's really your own fault.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VandorLee 07/25/18 4:13:00 PM #37:	What if someone frames or denies it? Like proving someone did or didnt give you a plastic straw could be either too hard to prove they did or too easy to lie that someone did give you a straw. --- "God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God." Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999) <cite>VandorLee posted [p:905708956] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote>What if someone frames or denies it? Like proving someone did or didnt give you a plastic straw could be either too hard to prove they did or too easy to lie that someone did give you a straw.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkjedilink 07/25/18 4:13:26 PM #38:	LightHawKnight posted... A max of 6 months or a 1000 $ fine, not that bad, but still wtf. For a FUCKING STRAW. --- 'It's okay that those gangbangers stole all my personal belongings and cash at gunpoint, cuz they're building a rec center!' - OneTimeBen <cite>darkjedilink posted [p:905708986] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote><cite>LightHawKnight posted...</cite> <quote>A max of 6 months or a 1000 $ fine, not that bad, but still wtf.</quote> For a FUCKING STRAW.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MattSFfrd 07/25/18 4:14:06 PM #39:	It is hard to fathom the courage required to join the campaign against plastic straws. Big Straw is very powerful. Run afoul of them and face real consequences. I'm blown away by the sheer heroism of those who fight to liberate society from the tyranny of the straw. Thank you! --- https://imgur.com/gtPDla0 <cite>MattSFfrd posted [p:905709030] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote>It is hard to fathom the courage required to join the campaign against plastic straws. Big Straw is very powerful. Run afoul of them and face real consequences. I'm blown away by the sheer heroism of those who fight to liberate society from the tyranny of the straw. Thank you!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VandorLee 07/25/18 4:15:14 PM #40:	"Thats it, this is the last straw! No, wait! I didnt mean...." --- "God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God." Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999) <cite>VandorLee posted [p:905709103] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote>"Thats it, this is the last straw! No, wait! I didnt mean...."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MattSFfrd 07/25/18 4:15:40 PM #41:	VandorLee posted... "Thats it, this is the last straw! No, wait! I didnt mean...." SIX MONTHS FOR YOU BUCKO --- https://imgur.com/gtPDla0 <cite>MattSFfrd posted [p:905709125] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote><cite>VandorLee posted...</cite> <quote>"Thats it, this is the last straw! No, wait! I didnt mean...."</quote> SIX MONTHS FOR YOU BUCKO</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
glitteringfairy 07/25/18 4:16:16 PM #42:	VandorLee posted... What if someone frames or denies it? Like proving someone did or didnt give you a plastic straw could be either too hard to prove they did or too easy to lie that someone did give you a straw. California will probably allocate money to police tasks forces to go into restaurants and ask for straws --- "How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y https://imgur.com/AqR3aeX https://imgur.com/vvuUXpp https://imgur.com/r9xK2NR <cite>glitteringfairy posted [p:905709154] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote><cite>VandorLee posted...</cite> <quote>What if someone frames or denies it? Like proving someone did or didnt give you a plastic straw could be either too hard to prove they did or too easy to lie that someone did give you a straw.</quote> California will probably allocate money to police tasks forces to go into restaurants and ask for straws</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VandorLee 07/25/18 4:18:11 PM #44:	Id be planting straws in other kids backpacks in high school and calling the police to bust em because with stupid fucking laws like this, stupid shit like this can happen. --- "God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God." Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999) <cite>VandorLee posted [p:905709256] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote>Id be planting straws in other kids backpacks in high school and calling the police to bust em because with stupid fucking laws like this, stupid shit like this can happen.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bover_87 07/25/18 4:19:41 PM #45:	VandorLee posted... Id be planting straws in other kids backpacks in high school and calling the police to bust em because with stupid fucking laws like this, stupid shit like this can happen. Possession of a plastic straw isn't illegal, giving them out in public establishments is. --- I...I shall consume. Consume...consume everything. ~ [FFRK] rcr6 - Chosen Traveler/Forbidden Power/Divine Veil Grimoire <cite>bover_87 posted [p:905709338] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote><cite>VandorLee posted...</cite> <quote>Id be planting straws in other kids backpacks in high school and calling the police to bust em because with stupid fucking laws like this, stupid shit like this can happen.</quote> Possession of a plastic straw isn't illegal, giving them out in public establishments is.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Broseph_Stalin 07/25/18 4:22:21 PM #46:	VandorLee posted... Id be planting straws in other kids backpacks in high school and calling the police to bust em because with stupid fucking laws like this, stupid shit like this can happen. Stupid shit like stupid people commenting on something they know nothing about does happen, yes. <cite>Broseph_Stalin posted [p:905709461] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote><cite>VandorLee posted...</cite> <quote>Id be planting straws in other kids backpacks in high school and calling the police to bust em because with stupid fucking laws like this, stupid shit like this can happen. </quote> Stupid shit like stupid people commenting on something they know nothing about does happen, yes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VandorLee 07/25/18 4:23:22 PM #48:	bover_87 posted... VandorLee posted... Id be planting straws in other kids backpacks in high school and calling the police to bust em because with stupid fucking laws like this, stupid shit like this can happen. Possession of a plastic straw isn't illegal, giving them out in public establishments is. So go in an establishment with straws on hand, throw em in your glass and call the cops. "911, whats your emergency?" "Our waiter just brought us our drinks!" "Sir, thats not an emergency." "With straws!" "Holy shit! Try to remain calm! Weve sent 3 patrol cars to your location!" --- "God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God." Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999) <cite>VandorLee posted [p:905709526] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote><cite>bover_87 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>VandorLee posted...</cite> <quote>Id be planting straws in other kids backpacks in high school and calling the police to bust em because with stupid fucking laws like this, stupid shit like this can happen.</quote> Possession of a plastic straw isn't illegal, giving them out in public establishments is.</quote> So go in an establishment with straws on hand, throw em in your glass and call the cops. "911, whats your emergency?" "Our waiter just brought us our drinks!" "Sir, thats not an emergency." "With straws!" "Holy shit! Try to remain calm! Weve sent 3 patrol cars to your location!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VandorLee 07/25/18 4:24:06 PM #49:	Broseph_Stalin posted... VandorLee posted... Id be planting straws in other kids backpacks in high school and calling the police to bust em because with stupid fucking laws like this, stupid shit like this can happen. Stupid shit like stupid people commenting on something they know nothing about does happen, yes. You sound like one of those fucking straw servers! --- "God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God." Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999) <cite>VandorLee posted [p:905709573] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote><cite>Broseph_Stalin posted...</cite> <quote><cite>VandorLee posted...</cite> <quote>Id be planting straws in other kids backpacks in high school and calling the police to bust em because with stupid fucking laws like this, stupid shit like this can happen. </quote> Stupid shit like stupid people commenting on something they know nothing about does happen, yes.</quote> You sound like one of those fucking straw servers!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LightHawKnight 07/25/18 4:24:25 PM #50:	VandorLee posted... Id be planting straws in other kids backpacks in high school and calling the police to bust em because with stupid fucking laws like this, stupid shit like this can happen. You would be the one getting jail time then... --- The Official Odin of the Shin Megami Tensei IV board. "You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me." <cite>LightHawKnight posted [p:905709591] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote><cite>VandorLee posted...</cite> <quote>Id be planting straws in other kids backpacks in high school and calling the police to bust em because with stupid fucking laws like this, stupid shit like this can happen.</quote> You would be the one getting jail time then...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VandorLee 07/25/18 4:25:45 PM #51:	LightHawKnight posted... VandorLee posted... Id be planting straws in other kids backpacks in high school and calling the police to bust em because with stupid fucking laws like this, stupid shit like this can happen. You would be the one getting jail time then... My lawyer begs to differ. --- "God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God." Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999) <cite>VandorLee posted [p:905709665] in California... [t:76840983]...</cite> <quote><cite>LightHawKnight posted...</cite> <quote><cite>VandorLee posted...</cite> <quote>Id be planting straws in other kids backpacks in high school and calling the police to bust em because with stupid fucking laws like this, stupid shit like this can happen.</quote> You would be the one getting jail time then...</quote> My lawyer begs to differ.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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