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smoliske
07/25/18 10:51:19 PM
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BwfUOfM

you'll have to keep imagining because she is mine <3
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SauI_Goodman
07/25/18 10:52:29 PM
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Looks a little young. As in, the fbi is now tracking this topic.
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Omega Hunter
07/25/18 10:52:31 PM
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You can keep her.
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
07/25/18 10:55:19 PM
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Not attractive, and looks underage.

Someone call the FBI.
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edededdy
07/26/18 2:49:27 PM
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holy shit this topic is great lmfao
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Lost_All_Senses
07/26/18 2:51:35 PM
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This is bad. Im sure this topic will be referenced in the future.
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SuperExcitebike
07/26/18 2:52:32 PM
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smoliske posted...
BwfUOfM



YcTK7bB
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VectorChaos
07/26/18 2:53:03 PM
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jfcOt0C
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Lost_All_Senses
07/26/18 2:55:02 PM
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SuperExcitebike posted...
smoliske posted...
BwfUOfM



YcTK7bB


I love you.
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Caution999
07/26/18 2:56:39 PM
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No offense, but that picture isn't flattering at all.
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dib153
07/26/18 3:00:03 PM
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CsDs8Qx
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Blue_Inigo
07/26/18 3:00:36 PM
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Omega Hunter posted...
You can keep her.

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Paragon21XX
07/26/18 3:01:52 PM
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She has them crazy eyes. You can keep her away from me.
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Lost_All_Senses
07/26/18 3:03:33 PM
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She doesn't look bad. Ya'll trippin. That Mackie picture is just on point.
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VandorLee
07/26/18 3:04:36 PM
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If my wife was posting pics here bragging about me, id be humiliated.

Great you love me but i really wouldnt be showing me off. At least not for my looks.
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Lost_All_Senses
07/26/18 3:05:20 PM
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VandorLee posted...
If my wife was posting pics here bragging about me, id be humiliated.

Great you love me but i really wouldnt be showing me off. At least not for my looks.


This is also on point. Makes the relationship seem shallow.
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PokeCris
07/26/18 3:05:58 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Omega Hunter posted...
You can keep her.

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dib153
07/26/18 3:08:02 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
VandorLee posted...
If my wife was posting pics here bragging about me, id be humiliated.

Great you love me but i really wouldnt be showing me off. At least not for my looks.


This is also on point. Makes the relationship seem shallow.


They have to keep saying it so their lies feel more real
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EliteLevel
07/26/18 3:11:40 PM
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VandorLee posted...
If my wife was posting pics here bragging about me, id be humiliated.

Great you love me but i really wouldnt be showing me off. At least not for my looks.


Hes not.
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VandorLee
07/26/18 3:12:43 PM
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EliteLevel posted...
VandorLee posted...
If my wife was posting pics here bragging about me, id be humiliated.

Great you love me but i really wouldnt be showing me off. At least not for my looks.


Hes not.


I dont know how else to take op.
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edededdy
07/26/18 3:13:28 PM
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VandorLee posted...
EliteLevel posted...
VandorLee posted...
If my wife was posting pics here bragging about me, id be humiliated.

Great you love me but i really wouldnt be showing me off. At least not for my looks.


Hes not.


I dont know how else to take op.

they just like trolling ce over their relationship even though we all think its cringe lmfao
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smoliske
07/26/18 3:29:10 PM
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damn son

lots of jealous bitterbeards itt
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Vegy
07/26/18 3:31:22 PM
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You ever think she's cheating on you cause its long distance
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Lost_All_Senses
07/26/18 3:32:51 PM
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smoliske posted...
damn son

lots of jealous bitterbeards itt


Jokes on you. I can't grow a beard.
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catboy0_0
07/26/18 3:32:58 PM
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this is a bad topic and you should feel bad for making it
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TheGoldenEel
07/26/18 3:33:03 PM
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Are we supposed to know who that is
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anth0ny
07/26/18 3:34:13 PM
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why do you fucks do this? ce is NOT the place for this lollll
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Aye
07/26/18 3:35:15 PM
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SuperExcitebike posted...
smoliske posted...
BwfUOfM



YcTK7bB

Fucking lmao!
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Dyinglegacy
07/26/18 3:38:46 PM
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Holy large picture that takes up the screen, batman. I bet she gets embarrassed when she sees that pic.
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DarkTransient
07/26/18 3:39:17 PM
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Is she going to make a GameFAQs account and post on CE when she turns 13?
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solosnake
07/26/18 3:41:44 PM
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Thanks TC, more pics please
Pretty sure I can fap to this
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joestarrr
07/26/18 3:43:18 PM
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smoliske posted...
damn son

lots of jealous bitterbeards itt


I don't think anyone at all would be jealous of you being with me. I'm literally the last person anyone would want to be with or even talk to.
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smoliske
07/26/18 3:44:22 PM
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joestarrr posted...
smoliske posted...
damn son

lots of jealous bitterbeards itt


I don't think anyone at all would be jealous of you being with me. I'm literally the last person anyone would want to be with or even talk to.


you're the cutest ever tbh
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catboy0_0
07/26/18 3:44:33 PM
#38:


I'm jealous
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solosnake
07/26/18 3:47:34 PM
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joestarrr posted...

I don't think anyone at all would be jealous of you being with me. I'm literally the last person anyone would want to be with or even talk to.

Not true, I would totally smash you :D
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Tappor
07/26/18 3:48:15 PM
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great replies in this topic
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Carlbertomfg
07/26/18 3:48:28 PM
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If my jealousy were tangible it would be a grand monument to you love birds.
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Hexenherz
07/26/18 3:49:54 PM
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You could land a 747 on that forehead
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P4wn4g3
07/26/18 3:53:58 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76843282
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Conception616
07/26/18 3:59:09 PM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
Not attractive


TC is fugly himself, looks like a random victim.
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smoliske
07/26/18 4:12:14 PM
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says the pimplebeard who has never posted his photo
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Vegy
07/26/18 4:16:29 PM
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Okay. She picks me up at my house because I don't have a car. She's chatty and friendly, but I'm subdued and paranoid, wondering if she's judging me for not having a car. A few attempts at conversation stall out because of my inability to sustain them, and we drive to a restaurant in mostly silence. While I wonder whether she's comfortable with the silence or thinking, "what went wrong in my life that I'm right here right now?"

We get to the restaurant, where I pretend to be deeply engaged in studying the endlessly fascinating menu to avoid having to talk to her. Then the jerk waitress finally takes away my excuse with our order, and I desperately try to engage with her on some kind of level. I "open up" to the best of my ability and we discuss a couple boring pointless surface-level things where she still ends up carrying the conversation. I start to feel all hot and prickly and start sweating because I'm deeply ashamed that I'm wasting her time and making this such an unsatisfying night. She's a pro and stays friendly and upbeat, but at this point I'm convinced she hates my guts and thinks I'm a piece of trash. Our food finally arrives after an eternity of torture, and I engross myself in that as my next excuse. I'm stealing looks around me at other obvious couples in there who look so comfortable with each other. They're so absorbed in each other they're not even paying any attention to their surroundings, and I wonder what it is that's broken in me that makes that impossible.

By this point, I've pretty much fully divested myself of any attachment to the girl I'm supposed to be dating. I just want her to go away and stop witnessing my shame. The mask of politeness I keep up to conceal my lack of a personality keeps me from being overtly hostile or confrontational, but my brief replies become even more curt as I retreat further into my shell and pretend she's just part of the restaurant decor. We get the check the waitress puts in front of me in what I interpret as a mocking jab at my nonexistent masculinity, and I break my silence to offer to pay it. She insists on taking half, and we leave after successfully negotiating this tricky social situation. I gallantly go first and hold open the door for her. I don't know why. I feel like an idiot.

On the ride home, I start to feel the recriminations. She's been perfectly friendly and charming. I try really hard not to be a mean person, so why is it that I push someone away like this. Have I offended her? I didn't really mean to. I feel like I need to explain this, and explain why I was so awful and that it's not her fault and that I really ought to have enjoyed her company. But how do you put this into words? I just continue to sit there mute while she sits a million miles away right next to me. She's not attempting to talk to me any more. Why? What's she thinking? She must be thinking about what a miserable idea this was. Of course she is. She's right to think so. What a failure. She drops me off at my house, and I can't even bear to look at her as I leave, just mumbling a goodbye and making good my escape.

At home, the recriminations come full force. All the things I could have said, the things I wanted to say, couldn't find the words for. She's really a pretty interesting person. Maybe if I had actually been able to force myself to try, there could have been something there. Maybe she could have been someone deeply important to me, someone unlike anyone I've ever had. Or maybe not. No way to know, since I've ripped apart any chance of finding out by drowning in my own insecurities. I make a vow I know I won't keep that next time will be different. Next time I'll be different. It rings hollow in my own head, so I try to distract myself by playing video games and shitposting on gamefaqs.gamespot.com.
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Monolith1676
07/26/18 4:19:15 PM
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I imagine I would have to bring alot of money to feed her.
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smoliske
07/26/18 4:20:59 PM
#48:


naw, she's super smol, and almost a foot shorter than I am

very easy to manhandle tbh
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joestarrr
07/26/18 4:23:32 PM
#49:


Monolith1676 posted...
I imagine I would have to bring alot of money to feed her.


1 - I can barely finish a meal at most restaurants

2 - I pay for my own shit, thanks.
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