Current Events > FUCK dingleberries dude

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Seriously whose fucking idea were they

Try shaking it off? Hell no, that thing's stuck on there for good.
Push harder? Nope, it's too far out for that to have any impact.
Wiping? I mean yeah it's all you can do so have fun smearing all that shit up your bum and dealing with it for the rest of the day

Fortunately my shits are conditioned to come around 6, so I'm always back from the office by then and can just hop in the shower no problem.

But come on
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Thank you for this quality topic about poo nuggets.
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shave
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FF_Redux posted...

shave

my asshole??

how

and with what? I only have one razor, should I get a brand new one just for my ass?

happibivouac posted...

Thank you for this quality topic about poo nuggets.

you're welcome
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Muffinz0rz posted...

FF_Redux posted...

shave

my asshole??

how

Grab a mirror, shaving cream and razor. Proceed.
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Shaved butt is the way to go for sure
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Trim, don't shave. Shaving your butt hairs is going to ruin your life.
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Muffinz0rz posted...

FF_Redux posted...

shave

my asshole??

how

and with what? I only have one razor, should I get a brand new one just for my ass?

happibivouac posted...

Thank you for this quality topic about poo nuggets.

you're welcome

I use my razor I use for pubes. I lather up my crack, then take bend over, feel first with the hand where my cheeks are, then I grab the razor differently, I put my long and middle fingers on each side of the head of the razor, then shave.
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I have a dingleberry that is so solidly attached that I bet I could just tie it to a rope from the ceiling and just float around in mid-air, supported by my dingleberry.
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FF_Redux posted...

Muffinz0rz posted...

FF_Redux posted...

shave

my asshole??

how

and with what? I only have one razor, should I get a brand new one just for my ass?

happibivouac posted...

Thank you for this quality topic about poo nuggets.

you're welcome

I use my razor I use for pubes. I lather up my crack, then take bend over, feel first with the hand where my cheeks are, then I grab the razor differently, I put my long and middle fingers on each side of the head of the razor, then shave.

I just do spread eagle in front of a mirror
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If you're having problems taking a dump, that could be a sign of something serious.
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FF_Redux posted...

I use my razor I use for pubes. I lather up my crack, then take bend over, feel first with the hand where my cheeks are, then I grab the razor differently, I put my long and middle fingers on each side of the head of the razor, then shave.

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FF_Redux posted...

I use my razor I use for pubes. I lather up my crack, then take bend over, feel first with the hand where my cheeks are, then I grab the razor differently, I put my long and middle fingers on each side of the head of the razor, then shave.

I would probably accidentally cut off my ass if I tried to do that.

If I ever wanted to shave my ass, I'd rather just go to a spa or something and ask them to give me a general anesthesia or something before pulling my ass hair out.
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dingle bump
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We had a guy at the gym who was wearing white shorts and had skid marks showing. I guess it makes sense since a lot of activities require you to put pressure on the seat. And thus I will never wear white shorts at the gym.
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SauI_Goodman posted...

We had a guy at the gym who was wearing white shorts and had skid marks showing. I guess it makes sense since a lot of activities require you to put pressure on the seat. And thus I will never wear white shorts at the gym.

fucking gross
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