Current Events > Fuck, Marry, Kill (Parks and Recreation)- Leslie, April, Ann

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superstud69x
07/30/18 1:11:34 AM
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FMK Leslie, Ann, April - Results (22 votes)
Fuck Ann, Marry April, Kill Leslie
22.73% (5 votes)
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Fuck Ann, Marry Leslie, Kill April
9.09% (2 votes)
2
Fuck April, Marry Leslie, Kill Ann
9.09% (2 votes)
2
Fuck April, Marry Ann, Kill Leslie
54.55% (12 votes)
12
Fuck Leslie, Marry April, Kill Ann
4.55% (1 vote)
1
Fuck Leslie, Marry Ann, Kill April
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The Choices-

Leslie Knope- ( https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/parksandrecreation/images/3/38/Leslie.png/revision/latest?cb=20111015205925 )- Perky, good sense of humor, very demanding, very job focused, refuses to take "no" for an answer, gives great gifts.

Ann Perkins- ( https://lovelace-media.imgix.net/getty/462708939.jpg)- attractive, is a nurse, kind of boring though

April Ludgate- ( https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/VcnUy5q_ty4lI9jBoHrP45krh10/fit-in/2048xorig/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2015/01/13/822/n/1922283/ac46e959_edit_img_image_845210_1420670247/i/April-Ludgate-GIFs-From-Parks-Recreation.png )- really hot, deadpan sense of humor, not a people person unless it involves making fun of them, of Puerto Rican descent, which explains her lively and colorful personality, likes animals

I'm only just starting S5, so some of these traits might change, i dunno
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ASithLord7
07/30/18 1:12:26 AM
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Marry Ann, fuck April, be best friends with Leslie
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1337toothbrush
07/30/18 1:12:53 AM
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boxington
07/30/18 1:14:01 AM
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ASithLord7 posted...
Marry Ann, fuck April, be best friends with Leslie

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joe40001
07/30/18 1:15:26 AM
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April would be the best Fuck, the only reason you might put her as marry is because then you could fuck more than once.

Leslie would be the best wife, but probably not a great fuck.

Ann would be an ok fuck.

So idk
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superstud69x
07/30/18 1:25:08 AM
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damn, didn't realize you were all so thirsty for Rashida Jones
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GameGodOfAll
07/30/18 1:28:44 AM
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Which one is Audrey Plaza? Cause all 3 for her.
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King Rial
07/30/18 1:31:49 AM
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GameGodOfAll posted...
Which one is Audrey Plaza? Cause all 3 for her.

...Why do you want to kill her?
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LordMarshal
07/30/18 9:25:21 AM
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So, is murder illegal? Are we talking about illegal activities?
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Anarchy_Juiblex
07/30/18 9:27:30 AM
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Fuck Ann, Marry Leslie, Kill April.

Leslie is totally wife material. Loyal, sweet, thoughtful, etc
Ann is sexy.
April is an annoying bitch that thinks she is way more cute than she is.
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Kavatar
07/30/18 9:27:38 AM
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joe40001 posted...
April would be the best Fuck, the only reason you might put her as marry is because then you could fuck more than once.

Leslie would be the best wife, but probably not a great fuck.

Ann would be an ok fuck.

So idk

I feel the exact opposite about Leslie. She would be a horrible wife, too hard to keep up with. But she's probably great in bed.

Ann is top tier wife material.

April is attractive but horrible all around.
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Russman
07/30/18 9:33:01 AM
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Kill Leslie

Even if I couldnt get the other 2
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pegusus123456
07/30/18 9:39:56 AM
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joe40001 posted...
Leslie would be the best wife, but probably not a great fuck.

Leslie is extremely competent in everything she does. And if she's not, she works her ass off until she is.

Imagine a blowjob performed with the same dedication she gives that crappy town job.
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superstud69x
07/30/18 4:56:51 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
joe40001 posted...
Leslie would be the best wife, but probably not a great fuck.

Leslie is extremely competent in everything she does. And if she's not, she works her ass off until she is.

Imagine a blowjob performed with the same dedication she gives that crappy town job.


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pauIie
07/30/18 5:02:11 PM
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boxington posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
Marry Ann, fuck April, be best friends with Leslie

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Muffinz0rz
07/30/18 5:13:23 PM
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Fuck April, Marry Ann, Kill Leslie
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