Current Events > You're guaranteed to never have to worry about getting 1 sickness. Which is it?

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Vicious_Dios
07/30/18 9:45:41 AM
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H dog dd hulk hgss af kku - Results (12 votes)
STDs (VD, AIDS, HIV, etc.)
8.33% (1 vote)
1
Any type of diabetes
0% (0 votes)
0
Any type of Cancer
83.33% (10 votes)
10
Other.
8.33% (1 vote)
1
You can only choose one.
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Abyssea
07/30/18 9:46:51 AM
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I picked cancer, because I don't have enough sex to worry about STDs and I eat well enough to avoid the diabeetus.
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omega cookie
07/30/18 9:48:22 AM
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Cancer is the only answer for anybody who didn't grow up on a steady diet of glue and lead paint.
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Trigg3rH4ppy
07/30/18 10:08:00 AM
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Scurvy. I'd tell the magic genie Scurvy because I'm a sarcastic asshole and he'd Grant my wish before I gave him my real answer of cancer.

Being cancer proof would basically be a super power. You could be doing bong hits out of the Devil's Claw in Chernobyl.
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philsov
07/30/18 10:30:21 AM
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never have to worry or never will get? Tiny difference.
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Squall28
07/30/18 10:34:16 AM
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Surprised so few people chose STD

I probably won't get cancer until I'm an old ass man anyways
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Caution999
07/30/18 10:34:42 AM
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Squall28 posted...
Surprised so few people chose STD

I probably won't get cancer until I'm an old ass man anyways


Cancer can happen at any time.
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HypnoCoosh
07/30/18 10:35:15 AM
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Why on earth would you not pick cancer?
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Solid Snake07
07/30/18 10:36:32 AM
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Well I'm not a fat fuck or a sexual deviant, so cancer
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Solid Snake07
07/30/18 10:37:44 AM
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Caution999 posted...
Squall28 posted...
Surprised so few people chose STD

I probably won't get cancer until I'm an old ass man anyways


Cancer can happen at any time.


This, you could potentially have it right now and not know it.
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Squall28
07/30/18 10:45:18 AM
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https://www.cancerresearchuk.org/about-cancer/causes-of-cancer/age-and-cancer
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Anarchy_Juiblex
07/30/18 10:48:35 AM
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Cancer.

It's a virtual guarantee if you live long enough.
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DevsBro
07/30/18 10:52:45 AM
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So are the 14% who didn't pick cancer joking or what

https://xkcd.com/931/

Solid Snake07 posted...
Well I'm not a fat f***

Well there are two types of diabetes, and only one of them is caused by bad habits. The other, I don't remember the specifics of, but it's based on things like genetics and other stuff you don't really control.
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DanHarenChamp
07/30/18 10:53:12 AM
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Well alot of the other things you have some control. Cancer you really can't.

The only exception would be picking STDs so that you can pretty much bang anyone without even the slightest anxiety that you're gonna pick something up. That would be nice if I wasn't married.
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