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smoliske
07/31/18 1:40:30 AM
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Whatever you do, wherever you go...they're there to sing about it no matter who or how many people are present

they can't be fired, killed, or otherwise done away with
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SpinKirby
07/31/18 1:41:20 AM
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smoliske posted...
they can't be fired, killed, or otherwise done away with


i think they got the worse end of the deal, tbh
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Nidhoggr
07/31/18 1:41:46 AM
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So everyone is gonna know when and where I am jerking off?
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SiO4
07/31/18 1:41:50 AM
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Something like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZwuTo7zKM8" data-time="

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SauI_Goodman
07/31/18 1:42:25 AM
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smoliske posted...
Whatever you do, wherever you go...they're there to sing about it no matter who or how many people are present

they can't be fired, killed, or otherwise done away with


I'll take a barbershop quartet of guys in their 80's. Surely they couldn't have much time left. You can't mess with mother nature. When it's your time it's your time.
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gunplagirl
07/31/18 1:42:40 AM
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They'd spend at least an hour most days having to dittie as I diddle my doodle-bop bop a shoowop
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ZMythos
07/31/18 1:44:30 AM
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I love barbershop.

No downside.
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TheMarthKoopa
07/31/18 1:45:49 AM
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Can they be cute Japanese women. They have the best voices
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Mistere Man
07/31/18 1:46:23 AM
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Do they sing while you sleep?
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thronedfire2
07/31/18 1:50:00 AM
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so if I kill them do they just come back to life?

could be a good way to relieve stress
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Mistere Man
07/31/18 1:51:51 AM
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SiO4 posted...
Something like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZwuTo7zKM8" data-time="

That is great!
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smoliske
07/31/18 1:58:42 AM
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Nidhoggr posted...
So everyone is gonna know when and where I am jerking off?


yes

SiO4 posted...
Something like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZwuTo7zKM8" data-time="


no like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsKUEl0C0bA" data-time="


SauI_Goodman posted...
I'll take a barbershop quartet of guys in their 80's. Surely they couldn't have much time left. You can't mess with mother nature. When it's your time it's your time.


they don't die, not until you die

Mistere Man posted...
Do they sing while you sleep?


depends on whether you do anything mentionable in your sleep (such as sleep talking or sleep walking)

thronedfire2 posted...
so if I kill them do they just come back to life?

could be a good way to relieve stress


you literally can't kill them
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gunplagirl
07/31/18 2:01:45 AM
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I kind of imagine them extremely faintly oooing and doing a "shh" type whisper with the occasional group snap as you sleep.
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gguirao
08/02/18 2:41:55 AM
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No deal.
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