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YoshitoKikuchi
08/02/18 8:56:33 PM
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Chad-Henne
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jpenny2
08/02/18 9:00:34 PM
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That's gotta be Kane!
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Burgess
08/02/18 9:00:56 PM
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Good for him, really glad.
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spudger
08/02/18 9:01:19 PM
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i hope he bodyslams someone during the debates
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MrK3V
08/02/18 9:01:30 PM
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Smh more Republicans ruining our country
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YoshitoKikuchi
08/02/18 9:01:35 PM
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His music should play every time he is coming out to the podium.
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Corman321
08/02/18 9:03:31 PM
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MrK3V posted...
Smh more Republicans ruining our country


Yeah!!
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Darmik
08/02/18 9:03:39 PM
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Damn his opponent didn't even bring up the Katie Vick scandal?
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DoctorPiranha3
08/02/18 9:04:23 PM
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Warm it up Kane
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sktgamer_13dude
08/02/18 9:07:03 PM
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Dash_Harber
08/02/18 9:07:54 PM
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MrK3V posted...
Smh more Republicans ruining our country


I'm actually struggling to think of wrestlers who are openly left leaning. It's a shame, because realistically, wrestling is basic enough to appeal to a broad audience.
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CM_Ponch
08/02/18 9:08:48 PM
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Good for him
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The Great Muta 22
08/02/18 9:19:48 PM
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Conflict posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
MrK3V posted...
Smh more Republicans ruining our country


I'm actually struggling to think of wrestlers who are openly left leaning. It's a shame, because realistically, wrestling is basic enough to appeal to a broad audience.


I would guess Balor


Dan-iel Bry-an

Actually the fact that Bryan was cool with Kanes political affiliation leads me to believe he's mostly a standard Libertarian. And how much damage he doing as a random mayor anyway
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Corman321
08/02/18 9:34:15 PM
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Conflict posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
MrK3V posted...
Smh more Republicans ruining our country


I'm actually struggling to think of wrestlers who are openly left leaning. It's a shame, because realistically, wrestling is basic enough to appeal to a broad audience.


I would guess Balor


Hahaha. Yeah, probably. Haha.
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HBOSS
08/02/18 9:36:13 PM
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Yes
Yes
Yes
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Vyrulisse
08/02/18 9:36:39 PM
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Calwings
08/02/18 9:37:32 PM
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The Big Red Mayor has a nice ring to it.

The Great Muta 22 posted...
Actually the fact that Bryan was cool with Kanes political affiliation leads me to believe he's mostly a standard Libertarian.

He is. I've heard him talk politics a couple of times. He's definitely much closer to a libertarian than the (R) next to his name on the ballot would lead people to believe.
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Zack_Attackv1
08/02/18 9:37:50 PM
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CM_Ponch
08/02/18 9:39:31 PM
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SSJGrimReaper
08/02/18 9:39:32 PM
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didn't he just return to WWE
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cjsdowg
08/02/18 9:39:39 PM
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Great another crazy libertarian in office.
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Darmik
08/02/18 9:41:31 PM
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JR's politics are Pro-Stone Cold and watching people be whipped like a Government mule.
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ffmasterjose
08/02/18 9:41:44 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
didn't he just return to WWE


Eh kinda. Had one match at a PPV a few weeks ago and has been written off with an injury ever since
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Vicious_Dios
08/02/18 9:44:14 PM
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YoshitoKikuchi posted...
His music should play every time he is coming out to the podium.

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Zack_Attackv1
08/02/18 9:49:32 PM
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Bloodychess
08/02/18 9:56:02 PM
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Calwings
08/02/18 9:56:35 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
didn't he just return to WWE

Yes, but then he got injured and was written out of the story by a beatdown from the Bludgeon Brothers.

His "Team Hell No" reunion with Daniel Bryan was only going to be a temporary thing anyways, even if he didn't get injured. Either they'd fail to win the tag titles and Kane vanishes again (which is basically what happened), or Kane would turn on Daniel, they have a match at Summerslam, and then Kane vanishes again anyways.
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Axiom
08/02/18 9:58:01 PM
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Of course Republicans would elect someone who raped Lita

O_O

I'm going to assume this was a storyline and not something that really happened (Still wtf at having this as a storyline)
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Dash_Harber
08/02/18 9:58:55 PM
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Axiom posted...
Conflict posted...
Of course Republicans would elect someone who raped Lita

O_O

I'm going to assume this was a storyline and not something that really happened (Still wtf at having this as a storyline)


To be fair, his storylines also include him being a literal demon from hell and simultaneously being a zombie's childhood brother who burned up in a fire.
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Joeydollaz
08/02/18 9:59:46 PM
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WTF Donald Trump has a WWE wife on his side and now Kane?

BAWG GAWD
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Darmik
08/02/18 10:01:24 PM
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Axiom posted...
Conflict posted...
Of course Republicans would elect someone who raped Lita

O_O

I'm going to assume this was a storyline and not something that really happened (Still wtf at having this as a storyline)


Well you see Kane used to stalk Lita because he was in love with her. At a certain point she became pregnant and she started accepting their relationship. Then a man called Snitsky bumped into Lita and she had a miscarriage but he claimed it wasn't his fault. Lita eventually left Kane for Edge.

Kane was a face for the latter half of this storyline.
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Dash_Harber
08/02/18 10:02:23 PM
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Darmik posted...

Kane was a face for the latter half of this storyline.


"Sorry about all the rape, but I promise that from now on, I'll be a helluva father!"
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gp1829
08/02/18 10:03:52 PM
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The Great Muta 22 posted...
Conflict posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
MrK3V posted...
Smh more Republicans ruining our country


I'm actually struggling to think of wrestlers who are openly left leaning. It's a shame, because realistically, wrestling is basic enough to appeal to a broad audience.


I would guess Balor


Dan-iel Bry-an

Actually the fact that Bryan was cool with Kanes political affiliation leads me to believe he's mostly a standard Libertarian. And how much damage he doing as a random mayor anyway


Did you just question the amount of damage the big red machine can do?
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Darmik
08/02/18 10:05:36 PM
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There was also a storyline where Triple H revealed that Kane survived a car crash with a girl called Katie Vick who died. His semen was found in her body and it was implied he raped her corpse. Triple H threatened to show footage and that ended up being Triple H humping a mannequin in a coffin while wearing a Kane mask.

Kane really got some shitty storylines over the years lol.
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Ryven
08/02/18 10:18:04 PM
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I can't believe they elected a guy who chokeslammed a priest a wedding. Those animals.
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Caution999
08/02/18 10:20:32 PM
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If you guys ever heard Kane talk normally hes actually extremely intelligent.

Hes awesome
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Questionmarktarius
08/02/18 10:26:06 PM
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Dash_Harber posted...
MrK3V posted...
Smh more Republicans ruining our country


I'm actually struggling to think of wrestlers who are openly left leaning. It's a shame, because realistically, wrestling is basic enough to appeal to a broad audience.

Foley.
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WMWMWMWMWMWMWMW
08/02/18 10:31:20 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
MrK3V posted...
Smh more Republicans ruining our country


I'm actually struggling to think of wrestlers who are openly left leaning. It's a shame, because realistically, wrestling is basic enough to appeal to a broad audience.

Foley.

Steve Austin

"I don't give a shit if two guys, two gals, guy-gal, whatever it is, I believe that any human being in America, or any human being in the goddamn world, that wants to be married, and if it's same-sex, more power to 'em." "What also chaps my ass, some of these churches, have the high horse that they get on and say 'we as a church do not believe in that.' Which one of these motherfuckers talked to God, and God said that same-sex marriage was a no-can-do?" "OK, so two cats can't get married if they want to get married, but then a guy can go murder 14 people, molest five kids, then go to fucking prison, and accept God and He's going to let him into heaven? After the fact that he did all that shit? See that's all horseshit to me, that don't jive with me."
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Calwings
08/02/18 10:33:38 PM
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Dash_Harber posted...
Axiom posted...
Conflict posted...
Of course Republicans would elect someone who raped Lita

O_O

I'm going to assume this was a storyline and not something that really happened (Still wtf at having this as a storyline)

To be fair, his storylines also include him being a literal demon from hell and simultaneously being a zombie's childhood brother who burned up in a fire.

There's also the time when he buried The Undertaker alive.
And when he lit Jim Ross on fire.
And when he electrocuted Shane McMahon's testicles with jumper cables.
And when he pushed a wheelchair-bound Zack Ryder off the stage.
And when he buried The Undertaker alive again.
And when he spoke with a voice box for some weird reason.
And when he broke a claw grabber machine to get a toy for a kid.
And when he randomly joined DX for some reason.
And when he tombstoned a priest.
And when he tombstoned Pete Rose.
And when he tombstoned a guy in a bunny suit
And when he tombstoned Pete Rose again, but Pete Rose was wearing a chicken suit.

Yeah, Kane's career was weird.
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Questionmarktarius
08/02/18 10:35:24 PM
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Calwings posted...
Yeah, Kane's career was weird.

And that's not even covering the Fake Diesel or Isaac Yankem eras.
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Dash_Harber
08/02/18 10:35:51 PM
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WMWMWMWMWMWMWMW posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
MrK3V posted...
Smh more Republicans ruining our country


I'm actually struggling to think of wrestlers who are openly left leaning. It's a shame, because realistically, wrestling is basic enough to appeal to a broad audience.

Foley.

Steve Austin

"I don't give a shit if two guys, two gals, guy-gal, whatever it is, I believe that any human being in America, or any human being in the goddamn world, that wants to be married, and if it's same-sex, more power to 'em." "What also chaps my ass, some of these churches, have the high horse that they get on and say 'we as a church do not believe in that.' Which one of these motherfuckers talked to God, and God said that same-sex marriage was a no-can-do?" "OK, so two cats can't get married if they want to get married, but then a guy can go murder 14 people, molest five kids, then go to fucking prison, and accept God and He's going to let him into heaven? After the fact that he did all that shit? See that's all horseshit to me, that don't jive with me."


I was never sure where Austin stood on politics, but I knew he was pro-LGBT rights. That quote stuck with me. I didn't know if Foley had spoken about anything, though.
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DirkDiggles
08/02/18 10:37:17 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Calwings posted...
Yeah, Kane's career was weird.

And that's not even covering the Fake Diesel or Isaac Yankem eras.


Or The Christmas Creature.

mu5G7xA
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Questionmarktarius
08/02/18 10:39:26 PM
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DirkDiggles posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
Calwings posted...
Yeah, Kane's career was weird.

And that's not even covering the Fake Diesel or Isaac Yankem eras.


Or The Christmas Creature.

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Dash_Harber
08/02/18 10:40:02 PM
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DirkDiggles posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
Calwings posted...
Yeah, Kane's career was weird.

And that's not even covering the Fake Diesel or Isaac Yankem eras.


Or The Christmas Creature.

mu5G7xA

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GigaSPX
08/02/18 10:47:09 PM
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Conflict posted...
Axiom posted...
Conflict posted...
Of course Republicans would elect someone who raped Lita

O_O

I'm going to assume this was a storyline and not something that really happened (Still wtf at having this as a storyline)


Yeah it was a storyline

Lita got pregnant from it and then Snitsky knocked Kane onto Lita with a steel chair causing her to have a miscarriage and Kane to turn face somehow

WWE was fucking weird in 2004

I remembered every scene of this that happened when it aired. Damn, 14 years already.
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