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CaptainOfCrush 08/04/18 1:31:00 PM #1: |
A few months ago, I was visited by two young Mormon missionaries. I told them they had no chance of converting me, but I still invited them in for water and because I was unemployed and had a ton of free time. After our chats (they actually tried twice, god bless em), they left me two copies of their Book of Mormon. I told them that while I'm not religious, I would treat their books with respect because I know how meaningful it is to them.
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HanOfTheNekos 08/04/18 1:31:39 PM #2: |
Bury them. I think that's the proper way to treat Mormon texts?
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Not_an_Owl 08/04/18 1:32:02 PM #3: |
chuck 'em
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VintageGin 08/04/18 1:36:39 PM #4: |
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Tokoyami 08/04/18 1:37:18 PM #5: |
Eat them
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foolm0r0n 08/04/18 1:41:47 PM #6: |
Make a paper mache dildo
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Steiner 08/04/18 1:42:38 PM #7: |
throw the damn things away
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Haste_2 08/04/18 1:45:43 PM #8: |
Read a little bit of it. No harm in doing that.
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NFUN 08/04/18 1:50:06 PM #9: |
keep them. it's funny
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Heroic Bigpun 08/04/18 1:51:06 PM #10: |
Goodwill or salvation army
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Menji 08/04/18 1:56:19 PM #11: |
Donate them
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paperwarior 08/04/18 2:02:22 PM #12: |
I take religious literature. I don't feel obligated to read all of it. Wouldn't really be fulfilling the point if I didn't convert anyway.
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BeTheMan 08/04/18 2:05:05 PM #13: |
Sounds like you've got a quality option for Secret Santa if you're willing to hold on to them until then.
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MariaTaylor 08/04/18 2:07:52 PM #14: |
CaptainOfCrush posted...
I told them that while I'm not religious, I would treat their books with respect because I know how meaningful it is to them. so why are you asking us if you're the kind of person who goes back on their word or not? shouldn't that be something you already know? --- ~* Now I only see your dull imposter ~* https://imgur.com/tdhOSKc ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HarrietTubgirl 08/04/18 2:16:54 PM #15: |
Read them! The Mormon story is pretty ridiculous/entertaining.
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norenxaq 08/04/18 2:26:05 PM #16: |
two?
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Grand Kirby 08/04/18 2:32:03 PM #17: |
Pretend to be a missionary and give them to someone else.
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KingBartz 08/04/18 2:49:08 PM #18: |
why did they give you 2
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CaptainOfCrush 08/04/18 3:06:18 PM #19: |
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foolm0r0n 08/04/18 3:11:30 PM #20: |
One for recycling one for compost
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pjbasis 08/04/18 3:16:49 PM #21: |
Does throwing them away necessarily violate your respect clause?
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DeathChicken 08/04/18 3:17:44 PM #22: |
Bible pages make for good rolling paper, I imagine it's the same stuff
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FlyingForever 08/04/18 3:35:13 PM #23: |
Menji posted...
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SeabassDebeste 08/04/18 4:11:52 PM #24: |
foolm0r0n posted...
One for recycling one for compost tbh, reasonably repectful. --- yet all sailors of all sorts are more or less capricious and unreliable - they live in the varying outer weather, and they inhale its fickleness ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IfGodCouldDie 08/04/18 4:14:14 PM #25: |
HarrietTubgirl posted...
Read them! The Mormon story is pretty ridiculous/entertaining. then BeTheMan posted... Sounds like you've got a quality option for Secret Santa if you're willing to hold on to them until then. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:Paters1 IGN:SuperPattyCakes ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZenOfThunder 08/04/18 4:17:51 PM #26: |
If you have any train stations around you could check if they have one of those take a book/leave a book boxes around anywhere
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Steiner 08/04/18 4:18:02 PM #27: |
DeathChicken posted...
Bible pages make for good rolling paper, I imagine it's the same stuff can confirm --- This body makes me feel eternal. All this pain is an illusion. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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