Current Events > Got another political text. CE Chooses the responses.

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CableZL 08/05/18 8:09:11 PM #1:	Switching it up a little this time. The best response (IMO) between post 2 and post 8 will be the response. The goal is to give weird responses that hopefully prompt the sender to keep the conversation going. --- https://imgur.com/ByKGlJb https://imgur.com/nZdaA8D https://imgur.com/VBLBILg <cite>CableZL posted [p:906330504] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote> Switching it up a little this time. The best response (IMO) between post 2 and post 8 will be the response. The goal is to give weird responses that hopefully prompt the sender to keep the conversation going.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinksLiege 08/05/18 8:11:32 PM #3:	Make up a new candidate and aggressively voice your support for them. --- This is LinksLiege's signature. It is fantastic. <cite>LinksLiege posted [p:906330629] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote>Make up a new candidate and aggressively voice your support for them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 08/05/18 8:12:59 PM #4:	Tell them you're voting for Alf because he made Melmac great again. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:906330696] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote>Tell them you're voting for Alf because he made Melmac great again.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doom_Art 08/05/18 8:13:34 PM #5:	"Sorry but President Trump already has my vote, thanks." --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 https://imgur.com/mPvcy <cite>Doom_Art posted [p:906330726] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote>"Sorry but President Trump already has my vote, thanks."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeeak4444 08/05/18 8:14:13 PM #6:	Ask for a detailed synopsis on both candidates including their policies. --- Typical gameFAQers are "Complainers that always complain about those who complain about real legitimate complaints."-Joker_X <cite>Zeeak4444 posted [p:906330758] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote>Ask for a detailed synopsis on both candidates including their policies.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 08/05/18 8:14:40 PM #7:	"I was going to vote for ted cruz, but then he fucked most of my neighbor's chickens, so I've changed my mind." --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:906330781] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote>"I was going to vote for ted cruz, but then he fucked most of my neighbor's chickens, so I've changed my mind."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CiIantro 08/05/18 8:15:15 PM #8:	RedWhiteBlue posted... I refuse to give Ted "Zodiac Killer" Cruz my vote! <cite>CiIantro posted [p:906330814] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote><cite>RedWhiteBlue posted...</cite> <quote>I refuse to give Ted "Zodiac Killer" Cruz my vote!</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 08/05/18 8:15:24 PM #9:	"I'm actually voting for Ross Perot. He still has a chance!" --- "Never seen a group of people more obsessed with a man's naked, hairy ass than the men at Current Events." -SBAllen 2018 We live in a society <cite>Garioshi posted [p:906330825] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote>"I'm actually voting for Ross Perot. He still has a chance!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CableZL 08/05/18 8:18:21 PM #10:	I laughed out loud at that one. I'll update the topic if she responds. --- https://imgur.com/ByKGlJb https://imgur.com/nZdaA8D https://imgur.com/VBLBILg <cite>CableZL posted [p:906330965] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote> I laughed out loud at that one. I'll update the topic if she responds.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 08/05/18 8:20:59 PM #11:	Ohhh you better post their response to that one. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:906331088] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote>Ohhh you better post their response to that one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CableZL 08/05/18 8:21:52 PM #12:	Posts 13 - 20 is the range this time --- https://imgur.com/ByKGlJb https://imgur.com/nZdaA8D https://imgur.com/VBLBILg <cite>CableZL posted [p:906331124] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote> Posts 13 - 20 is the range this time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doom_Art 08/05/18 8:22:34 PM #13:	"Only if he promises not to fuck my neighbors chickens" --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 https://imgur.com/mPvcy <cite>Doom_Art posted [p:906331161] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote>"Only if he promises not to fuck my neighbors chickens"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CableZL 08/05/18 8:23:22 PM #14:	Doom_Art posted... "Only if he promises not to fuck my neighbors chickens" LMAO, sending this one --- https://imgur.com/ByKGlJb https://imgur.com/nZdaA8D https://imgur.com/VBLBILg <cite>CableZL posted [p:906331201] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote><cite>Doom_Art posted...</cite> <quote>"Only if he promises not to fuck my neighbors chickens"</quote> LMAO, sending this one</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 08/05/18 8:24:18 PM #16:	Oh YOU can count.... on me waiting for you in the parking lot! Maybe don't use that one. They may take it as a threat. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:906331254] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote>Oh YOU can count.... on me waiting for you in the parking lot! Maybe don't use that one. They may take it as a threat.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 08/05/18 8:25:58 PM #17:	Im voting for Bill Clinton instead --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:906331340] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote>Im voting for Bill Clinton instead</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doom_Art 08/05/18 8:26:08 PM #18:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Oh YOU can count.... on me waiting for you in the parking lot! Good ol Andre the Giant --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 https://imgur.com/mPvcy <cite>Doom_Art posted [p:906331353] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote>Oh YOU can count.... on me waiting for you in the parking lot! </quote> Good ol Andre the Giant</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CableZL 08/05/18 8:26:22 PM #19:	Will update the topic if she responds. --- https://imgur.com/ByKGlJb https://imgur.com/nZdaA8D https://imgur.com/VBLBILg <cite>CableZL posted [p:906331368] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote> Will update the topic if she responds.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
0AbsoluteZero0 08/05/18 8:30:04 PM #20:	Lmao --- -The Admirable <cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted [p:906331558] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote>Lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CableZL 08/05/18 8:45:17 PM #21:	You'd think they'd have the OK to make said promise in this regard 22 - 30 --- https://imgur.com/ByKGlJb https://imgur.com/nZdaA8D https://imgur.com/VBLBILg <cite>CableZL posted [p:906332398] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote> You'd think they'd have the OK to make said promise in this regard 22 - 30</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doom_Art 08/05/18 8:46:49 PM #22:	The fact that they can't confirm that he won't fuck your neighbors chickens is pretty unnerving --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 https://imgur.com/mPvcy <cite>Doom_Art posted [p:906332492] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote>The fact that they can't confirm that he won't fuck your neighbors chickens is pretty unnerving</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CableZL 08/05/18 8:47:13 PM #23:	Doom_Art posted... The fact that they can't confirm that he won't fuck your neighbors chickens is pretty unnerving Seriously, what is this timeline --- https://imgur.com/ByKGlJb https://imgur.com/nZdaA8D https://imgur.com/VBLBILg <cite>CableZL posted [p:906332514] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote><cite>Doom_Art posted...</cite> <quote>The fact that they can't confirm that he won't fuck your neighbors chickens is pretty unnerving</quote> Seriously, what is this timeline</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gandalfl0 08/05/18 8:54:01 PM #24:	So are you saying Beto orourke may want to fuck my neighbors chickens? --- You see a wooden casket where I see a glowing portal. http://www.last.fm/user/rucus5 <cite>gandalfl0 posted [p:906332899] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote>So are you saying Beto orourke may want to fuck my neighbors chickens?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 08/05/18 8:59:12 PM #26:	RedWhiteBlue posted... CableZL posted... Doom_Art posted... The fact that they can't confirm that he won't fuck your neighbors chickens is pretty unnerving Seriously, what is this timeline Bring it up to the local media, lmao CNN would be all over it. BREAKING NEWS: Ted Cruz can't confirm that he won't fuck your neighbors chickens --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:906333173] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote><cite>RedWhiteBlue posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CableZL posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Doom_Art posted...</cite> <quote>The fact that they can't confirm that he won't fuck your neighbors chickens is pretty unnerving</quote> Seriously, what is this timeline</quote> Bring it up to the local media, lmao</quote> CNN would be all over it. BREAKING NEWS: Ted Cruz can't confirm that he won't fuck your neighbors chickens</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
muchdran 08/05/18 9:02:47 PM #27:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... RedWhiteBlue posted... CableZL posted... Doom_Art posted... The fact that they can't confirm that he won't fuck your neighbors chickens is pretty unnerving Seriously, what is this timeline Bring it up to the local media, lmao CNN would be all over it. BREAKING NEWS: Ted Cruz can't confirm that he won't fuck your neighbors chickens Nobody watches cnn though --- If liberals didn't have double standards, they wouldn't have standards at all. <cite>muchdran posted [p:906333382] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RedWhiteBlue posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CableZL posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Doom_Art posted...</cite> <quote>The fact that they can't confirm that he won't fuck your neighbors chickens is pretty unnerving</quote> Seriously, what is this timeline</quote> Bring it up to the local media, lmao</quote> CNN would be all over it. BREAKING NEWS: Ted Cruz can't confirm that he won't fuck your neighbors chickens</quote> Nobody watches cnn though</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CableZL 08/05/18 9:04:07 PM #28:	--- https://imgur.com/ByKGlJb https://imgur.com/nZdaA8D https://imgur.com/VBLBILg <cite>CableZL posted [p:906333455] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJCAT 08/05/18 9:10:05 PM #29:	lol gold topic --- PSN: SUPER_KITTY_JAM FC: SW-2262-4005-7054 <cite>SSJCAT posted [p:906333765] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote>lol gold topic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 08/05/18 9:15:59 PM #30:	This is fantastic. --- "Never seen a group of people more obsessed with a man's naked, hairy ass than the men at Current Events." -SBAllen 2018 We live in a society <cite>Garioshi posted [p:906334109] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote>This is fantastic.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
southcoast09 08/05/18 9:16:59 PM #31:	Ted Cruz all the way (for senate) --- #MakeFinalFantasyGreatAgain <cite>southcoast09 posted [p:906334144] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote>Ted Cruz all the way (for senate)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmidgeIsntBack 08/05/18 9:18:32 PM #32:	CableZL posted... Doom_Art posted... The fact that they can't confirm that he won't fuck your neighbors chickens is pretty unnerving Seriously, what is this timeline fuckin lol --- Audio Theater: For discussion of podcasts, radio, audiobooks, and the like https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1364- <cite>SmidgeIsntBack posted [p:906334227] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote><cite>CableZL posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Doom_Art posted...</cite> <quote>The fact that they can't confirm that he won't fuck your neighbors chickens is pretty unnerving</quote> Seriously, what is this timeline</quote> fuckin lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CableZL 08/05/18 10:40:44 PM #33:	Was not expecting this topic to go down such a weird path, lol I now have questions that will probably never have answers --- https://imgur.com/ByKGlJb https://imgur.com/nZdaA8D https://imgur.com/VBLBILg <cite>CableZL posted [p:906338444] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote>Was not expecting this topic to go down such a weird path, lol I now have questions that will probably never have answers</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CableZL 08/05/18 10:42:22 PM #34:	How she can say that Beto won't put that in any attack ads, but can't say he won't fuck my neighbor's chickens? ~~God damn it, I swear if I see that in an attack ad...~~ --- https://imgur.com/ByKGlJb https://imgur.com/nZdaA8D https://imgur.com/VBLBILg <cite>CableZL posted [p:906338522] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote>How she can say that Beto won't put that in any attack ads, but can't say he won't fuck my neighbor's chickens? God damn it, I swear if I see that in an attack ad...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 08/05/18 11:40:35 PM #35:	No response yet? --- "Never seen a group of people more obsessed with a man's naked, hairy ass than the men at Current Events." -SBAllen 2018 We live in a society <cite>Garioshi posted [p:906341557] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote>No response yet?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tappor 08/05/18 11:42:35 PM #36:	little does TC know, he's on the verge of uncovering a chicken sex ring --- *Still, Move Forward!* <cite>Tappor posted [p:906341674] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote>little does TC know, he's on the verge of uncovering a chicken sex ring</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
davyheinz 08/05/18 11:47:25 PM #37:	But does it matter if the chicken is male or female? --- Currently playing: Strider, Jet Force Gemini, Psychonauts, Red Dead Redemption <cite>davyheinz posted [p:906341964] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote>But does it matter if the chicken is male or female?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HotLap 08/05/18 11:50:17 PM #38:	"Hey Beto! We have another vote for you as long as you promise not to fuck some dude's birds!" "Which birds?" "Chickens." "Where?" "I don't know, does it matter? It's not like you're gonna fuck every chicken in Texas." "Eh... It's just one vote." "Beto what the fuck?" --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. <cite>HotLap posted [p:906342088] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote>"Hey Beto! We have another vote for you as long as you promise not to fuck some dude's birds!" "Which birds?" "Chickens." "Where?" "I don't know, does it matter? It's not like you're gonna fuck every chicken in Texas." "Eh... It's just one vote." "Beto what the fuck?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
glitteringfairy 08/05/18 11:51:41 PM #39:	Remember when I did the winning post and you welched. Pepperidge farm remembers --- "How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y https://imgur.com/AqR3aeX https://imgur.com/vvuUXpp https://imgur.com/r9xK2NR <cite>glitteringfairy posted [p:906342174] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote>Remember when I did the winning post and you welched. Pepperidge farm remembers</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 08/06/18 12:18:36 AM #40:	This topic made my night. Thank you for going with my post even if it required censoring :D. The conversation will flourish for it :) --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:906343609] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote>This topic made my night. Thank you for going with my post even if it required censoring :D. The conversation will flourish for it :)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 08/06/18 12:26:36 AM #41:	Tag --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (7-7): https://imgur.com/7cjNtgQ <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:906343965] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote>Tag</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MI4 REAL 08/06/18 12:48:13 AM #42:	I think you shouldn't have used the chickens line more than twice. Also LOL at this. Gotta love the dedication (or the annoyance, perhaps) of the recruiter. --- "Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage <cite>MI4 REAL posted [p:906344936] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote>I think you shouldn't have used the chickens line more than twice. Also LOL at this. Gotta love the dedication (or the annoyance, perhaps) of the recruiter.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PepperidgeFarm 08/06/18 12:59:45 AM #43:	glitteringfairy posted... Remember when I did the winning post and you welched. Pepperidge farm remembers Don't just decide what I remember <cite>PepperidgeFarm posted [p:906345487] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote><cite>glitteringfairy posted...</cite> <quote>Remember when I did the winning post and you welched. Pepperidge farm remembers</quote> Don't just decide what I remember</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CableZL 08/06/18 1:01:14 AM #44:	Garioshi posted... No response yet? No, nothing yet --- https://imgur.com/ByKGlJb https://imgur.com/nZdaA8D https://imgur.com/VBLBILg <cite>CableZL posted [p:906345561] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote><cite>Garioshi posted...</cite> <quote>No response yet?</quote> No, nothing yet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 08/06/18 1:36:13 AM #45:	Great thread --- I use Gameraven and you should too. #heavilyburntpotato <cite>teepan95 posted [p:906346957] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote>Great thread</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
glitteringfairy 08/06/18 1:37:11 AM #46:	PepperidgeFarm posted... glitteringfairy posted... Remember when I did the winning post and you welched. Pepperidge farm remembers Don't just decide what I remember LOL --- "How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y https://imgur.com/AqR3aeX https://imgur.com/vvuUXpp https://imgur.com/r9xK2NR <cite>glitteringfairy posted [p:906346998] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote><cite>PepperidgeFarm posted...</cite> <quote><cite>glitteringfairy posted...</cite> <quote>Remember when I did the winning post and you welched. Pepperidge farm remembers</quote> Don't just decide what I remember</quote> LOL</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darmik 08/06/18 1:39:29 AM #47:	Doom_Art posted... The fact that they can't confirm that he won't fuck your neighbors chickens is pretty unnerving I bet the employee has some rule where they can't make promises for the guy. So keep that in mind for this sorta stuff in the future lol. --- Kind Regards, Darmik <cite>Darmik posted [p:906347079] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote><cite>Doom_Art posted...</cite> <quote>The fact that they can't confirm that he won't fuck your neighbors chickens is pretty unnerving</quote> I bet the employee has some rule where they can't make promises for the guy. So keep that in mind for this sorta stuff in the future lol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CableZL 08/06/18 2:01:18 PM #48:	lol --- https://imgur.com/ByKGlJb https://imgur.com/nZdaA8D https://imgur.com/VBLBILg <cite>CableZL posted [p:906370612] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote> lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheBiggerWiggle 08/06/18 2:08:31 PM #49:	10/10 topic --- I have trouble concentrating because I have 80HD. <cite>TheBiggerWiggle posted [p:906370980] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote>10/10 topic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HotLap 08/06/18 2:10:37 PM #50:	Just answer me one question. What came first, the chicken or the Beto? --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. <cite>HotLap posted [p:906371064] in Got anothe... [t:76874017]...</cite> <quote>Just answer me one question. What came first, the chicken or the Beto?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Got another political text. CE Chooses the responses. (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > Got another political text. CE Chooses the responses.