Poll of the Day > 32 y/o tries to talk out of an ARREST stating she's a CONSERVATIVE WHITE GIRL!!!

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Full Throttle
08/08/18 12:26:48 AM
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Would you give someone a "slap on the wrist" because you found them "attractive"? - Results (5 votes)
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32 y/o Drunk Wench, Lauren Cutshaw from South Carolina tried to bribe her way out of a police arrest after she was pulled over for running a stop sign and speeding over the highway and told the officer she was a "very clean, conservative thoroughbred WHITE GIRL"!!

But officers were unimpressed by the buffoon and arrested her for traffic violations and MARIJUANA possession.

She was going 30mph over the speed limit and blew past the stop sign as cops arrested her at 2am and noticed she had BLOODSHOT eyes that were glassy and was slurring her speech and reeked of alcohol.

She works a a real estate agent who told police she only had 2 glasses of wine and when asked how many were full, she said "I mean, i was celebrating my birthday"

Her blood alcohol was .18 which is more than twice the legal limit as she attempted to talk her way out of jail by telling officers she had "perfect grades her whole life" and was a "cheerleader and sorority girl" who attended an "accredited university"

She also tried to compliment her "looks" that she was a beautiful WHITE, CLEAN GIRL who HUNTS as her desperate attempt failed when an officer asked how that information as relevant. She said "you're a cop, you should know what that means".

He said "Making statements such as these as a means to justify not being arrested are unusual in my experience as a law enforcement officer and i beleive further demonstrate the suspect's level of intoxication"

She has a BA in business administration from Louisiana State University as dailymail tried to reach out for comment at her firm at Engel & Volkers Hilton Head where she is NO LONGER LISTED and may have been FIRED

Would you go easy on someone because you found them "attractive"?

Lauren - Skank

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/08/07/20/4EE8AE4400000578-0-image-m-76_1533670702478.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/08/07/20/4EE8AE1000000578-0-image-a-77_1533670716449.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/08/07/20/4EE8AE3D00000578-0-image-m-79_1533670735714.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/08/07/20/4EE8AE4900000578-0-image-a-86_1533670807634.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/08/07/20/4EE8AE2C00000578-0-image-m-85_1533670792404.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/08/07/20/4EE8AE2000000578-0-image-a-87_1533670818450.jpg
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Keebs05
08/08/18 12:35:03 AM
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She is cute but a DWI is a DWI.
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Golden Road
08/08/18 12:57:28 AM
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"30 miles over the speed limit" and "street that has stop signs" is not usually a good combination.
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Zeus
08/08/18 1:55:35 AM
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Full Throttle posted...
But officers were unimpressed by the buffoon and arrested her for traffic violations and MARIJUANA possession.


Guess she was only FISCALLY conservative >_>

Full Throttle posted...
She also tried to compliment her "looks" that she was a beautiful WHITE, CLEAN GIRL who HUNTS as her desperate attempt failed when an officer asked how that information as relevant. She said "you're a cop, you should know what that means".


Apparently he didn't, because I'm pretty sure she was offering to get him off if he let her off. Then again, I guess she was hot but not that hot.

Full Throttle posted...
She has a BA in business administration from Louisiana State University as dailymail tried to reach out for comment at her firm at Engel & Volkers Hilton Head where she is NO LONGER LISTED and may have been FIRED


...if you don't know whether she was listed in the first place, it's impossible to know if she was taken down. Although it'd be stupid to fire somebody over this.

Golden Road posted...
"30 miles over the speed limit" and "street that has stop signs" is not usually a good combination.


Oh, I misread that as she was going 30 when she blew through a stop sign. Speeding, blowing a stop sign, DUI, possession... she's really going above and beyond there.
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momo92
08/08/18 2:30:33 AM
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Keebs05 posted...
She is cute but a DWI is a DWI.

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wwinterj25
08/08/18 2:42:14 AM
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Full Throttle posted...
Would you give someone a "slap on the wrist" because you found them "attractive"?


No. I just think to myself "she's hot" and then go on about my business. I've never actually confessed to a gal that I like them in that way too in real life.
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McSame_as_Bush
08/08/18 3:13:45 AM
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momo92 posted...
Keebs05 posted...
She is cute but a DWI is a DWI.

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TheCyborgNinja
08/08/18 4:07:34 AM
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That's really pathetic. I bet she'll be some gross cougar wondering where it all went wrong 15-20 years from now.
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JTekashiro
08/08/18 11:12:43 AM
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TheCyborgNinja posted...
That's really pathetic. I bet she'll be some gross cougar wondering where it all went wrong 15-20 years from now.


Going off the pictures, I bet she will be a hot cougar in 15-20 years. She also probably won't wonder where it all went wrong since she'll be six coolers deep by 10 A.M. every day.
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Zikten
08/08/18 11:14:16 AM
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I liked her until the last picture
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Dikitain
08/08/18 12:40:46 PM
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Zikten posted...
I liked her until the last picture

Umm, second picture implies the last unless you think she has a scoped hunting rifle and wears camo for fun.

Plus aren't you in Alaska? Hunting is pretty much a requirement for food up there.
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Zikten
08/08/18 1:52:41 PM
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We have grocery stores
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dedbus
08/08/18 2:42:51 PM
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Zikten posted...
I liked her until the last picture

What's wrong with caressing a sleeping deer in your lap?
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Golden Road
08/08/18 2:43:33 PM
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Dikitain posted...
Zikten posted...
I liked her until the last picture

Umm, second picture implies the last unless you think she has a scoped hunting rifle and wears camo for fun.

Zitken reminds of Elmer Fudd, someone who "hunts," but breaks down when they actually realize that hunting is about killing animals.
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Revelation34
08/08/18 4:07:05 PM
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Get rid of bullshit "marijuana charges" forever.

Zikten posted...
I liked her until the last picture


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