Current Events > $1 million if you can beat me in mind simulation fight

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LordChad
08/13/18 3:37:06 AM
#1:


*imagining an arena flying 100 m above new york city*

Now i am ready , standing on the arena .

Give me your best
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Irony
08/13/18 3:40:34 AM
#2:


I won

Money please
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LordChad
08/13/18 3:43:20 AM
#3:


Irony posted...
I won

Money please

no, you actually are in an illusion .
The reality is you are currently in hospital when i accidentally knocked you out with my pimp slap.
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Chicken
08/13/18 3:45:13 AM
#4:


LordChad posted...
i accidentally knocked you out with my pimp slap.


So you're disqualified for using physical attacks in a mental battle. Irony wins.
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Rika_Furude
08/13/18 3:47:39 AM
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JackHammer515
08/13/18 3:48:27 AM
#6:


Chicken posted...
LordChad posted...
i accidentally knocked you out with my pimp slap.


So you're disqualified for using physical attacks in a mental battle. Irony wins.

checkmate
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Looked gf
08/13/18 3:48:28 AM
#7:


I put on my robe and wizard hat
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Irony
08/13/18 3:49:42 AM
#8:


I accept Paypal
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Delirious_Beard
08/13/18 3:50:14 AM
#9:


LordChad posted...
Irony posted...
I won

Money please

no, you actually are in an illusion .
The reality is you are currently in hospital when i accidentally knocked you out with my pimp slap.


*it's a hologram*
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LordChad
08/13/18 3:51:25 AM
#10:


Chicken posted...
LordChad posted...
i accidentally knocked you out with my pimp slap.


So you're disqualified for using physical attacks in a mental battle. Irony wins.

the attack is on the simulation . Sorry , hold the L please
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LordChad
08/13/18 3:52:42 AM
#11:


Rika_Furude posted...
*giant wings appear behind me as I start ascending*


i use my katana and dismember your wings
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Rika_Furude
08/13/18 3:53:42 AM
#12:


*the katana shatters against an invisible forcefield*
*i point my open palm at you as dark energy starts to gather at the centre*
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Lathissamus
08/13/18 3:55:21 AM
#13:


I summoned a 919 female and your chad instincts took over, thus distracting you. I cut your head off, then decapitated you.
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Ilishe
08/13/18 3:58:07 AM
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I have my fleet of starships bombard the arena from orbit. It's entirely pulverized, along with a sizeable chunk of the continent beneath.
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LordChad
08/13/18 4:05:08 AM
#15:


Rika_Furude posted...
*the katana shatters against an invisible forcefield*
*i point my open palm at you as dark energy starts to gather at the centre*

quite good.....but not good enough
my katana is made of lost souls which can ressurect itself..... i throw the katana and make you explode.

Lathissamus posted...
I summoned a 919 female and your chad instincts took over, thus distracting you. I cut your head off, then decapitated you.

i grow a new head and make the 919 females to beat you to death.

Ilishe posted...
I have my fleet of starships bombard the arena from orbit. It's entirely pulverized, along with a sizeable chunk of the continent beneath.

i jumped over the starships and hijack the starship while killing you.
I made the roof of the starship as my new arena.
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Lathissamus
08/13/18 4:06:38 AM
#16:


So you are still decapitated, thus dead. I am the victor.
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LordChad
08/13/18 4:08:02 AM
#17:


Lathissamus posted...
So you are still decapitated, thus dead. I am the victor.

i grow a head.....sorry bud you still lost
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Lathissamus
08/13/18 4:11:21 AM
#18:


LordChad posted...
Lathissamus posted...
So you are still decapitated, thus dead. I am the victor.

i grow a head.....sorry bud you still lost

I cut off your head AND decapitated you. My rhetoric has also reached a checkmate with your puny chad brain -- which is no longer connected to your body.

Cash app me them bands
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LordChad
08/13/18 4:14:20 AM
#19:


Lathissamus posted...
LordChad posted...
Lathissamus posted...
So you are still decapitated, thus dead. I am the victor.

i grow a head.....sorry bud you still lost

I cut off your head AND decapitated you. My rhetoric has also reached a checkmate with your puny chad brain -- which is no longer connected to your body.

Cash app me them bands


like i said , i grow a new head instantly. You need to try more.
Hold the L .
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Lathissamus
08/13/18 4:25:24 AM
#20:


LordChad posted...
Lathissamus posted...
LordChad posted...
Lathissamus posted...
So you are still decapitated, thus dead. I am the victor.

i grow a head.....sorry bud you still lost

I cut off your head AND decapitated you. My rhetoric has also reached a checkmate with your puny chad brain -- which is no longer connected to your body.

Cash app me them bands


like i said , i grow a new head instantly. You need to try more.
Hold the L .

Wow. You would need to regrow both heads you fool
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LordChad
08/13/18 4:26:57 AM
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Lathissamus posted...
LordChad posted...
Lathissamus posted...
LordChad posted...
Lathissamus posted...
So you are still decapitated, thus dead. I am the victor.

i grow a head.....sorry bud you still lost

I cut off your head AND decapitated you. My rhetoric has also reached a checkmate with your puny chad brain -- which is no longer connected to your body.

Cash app me them bands


like i said , i grow a new head instantly. You need to try more.
Hold the L .

Wow. You would need to regrow both heads you fool

no need to be salty just because you lose the match.
Just train more and go back here when you are ready
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Rika_Furude
08/13/18 4:27:26 AM
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LordChad posted...

quite good.....but not good enough
my katana is made of lost souls which can ressurect itself..... i throw the katana and make you explode.

*i phase through the explosion unscathed*
*i fire a narrow but powerful beam directly at your heart*
*it was a ruse, as I dash in faster than the speed of sound and fire an instant energy blast from behind*
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LordChad
08/13/18 4:37:11 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
LordChad posted...

quite good.....but not good enough
my katana is made of lost souls which can ressurect itself..... i throw the katana and make you explode.

*i phase through the explosion unscathed*
*i fire a narrow but powerful beam directly at your heart*
*it was a ruse, as I dash in faster than the speed of sound and fire an instant energy blast from behind*


i reflected the beam back to you
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Lathissamus
08/13/18 4:38:18 AM
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LordChad
08/13/18 4:39:34 AM
#25:


Lathissamus posted...
I just stole your bitch.

and you still lose the fight *give the L again to you*
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Lathissamus
08/13/18 4:41:05 AM
#26:


LordChad posted...
Lathissamus posted...
I just stole your bitch.

and you still lose the fight *give the L again to you*

I'm naked with your bitch rn
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LordChad
08/13/18 4:53:47 AM
#27:


Lathissamus posted...
LordChad posted...
Lathissamus posted...
I just stole your bitch.

and you still lose the fight *give the L again to you*

I'm naked with your bitch rn

and she laughed at your small D.
Sorry to hear that buddy.
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Lathissamus
08/13/18 4:55:32 AM
#28:


LordChad posted...
Lathissamus posted...
LordChad posted...
Lathissamus posted...
I just stole your bitch.

and you still lose the fight *give the L again to you*

I'm naked with your bitch rn

and she laughed at your small D.
Sorry to hear that buddy.

You're thinking about my D.
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LordChad
08/13/18 4:58:03 AM
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Lathissamus posted...
LordChad posted...
Lathissamus posted...
LordChad posted...
Lathissamus posted...
I just stole your bitch.

and you still lose the fight *give the L again to you*

I'm naked with your bitch rn

and she laughed at your small D.
Sorry to hear that buddy.

You're thinking about my D.

and you are thinking about yourself nude, with the small D lol
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Lathissamus
08/13/18 4:59:15 AM
#31:


LordChad posted...
Lathissamus posted...
LordChad posted...
Lathissamus posted...
LordChad posted...
Lathissamus posted...
I just stole your bitch.

and you still lose the fight *give the L again to you*

I'm naked with your bitch rn

and she laughed at your small D.
Sorry to hear that buddy.

You're thinking about my D.

and you are thinking about yourself nude, with the small D lol

Just because you're imagining it doesn't make it true.

I gave her that horse meat.
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LordChad
08/13/18 5:02:33 AM
#32:


Lathissamus posted...
LordChad posted...
Lathissamus posted...
LordChad posted...
Lathissamus posted...
LordChad posted...
Lathissamus posted...
I just stole your bitch.

and you still lose the fight *give the L again to you*

I'm naked with your bitch rn

and she laughed at your small D.
Sorry to hear that buddy.

You're thinking about my D.

and you are thinking about yourself nude, with the small D lol

Just because you're imagining it doesn't make it true.

I gave her that horse meat.

using that logic , i also can say neither were your imagination makes it true....

sorry for the small D buddy
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Rika_Furude
08/13/18 5:08:30 AM
#33:


LordChad posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
LordChad posted...

quite good.....but not good enough
my katana is made of lost souls which can ressurect itself..... i throw the katana and make you explode.

*i phase through the explosion unscathed*
*i fire a narrow but powerful beam directly at your heart*
*it was a ruse, as I dash in faster than the speed of sound and fire an instant energy blast from behind*


i reflected the beam back to you

looks like i win
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Lathissamus
08/13/18 5:09:37 AM
#34:


Still got my D on your mind. My victory is clear.
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LordChad
08/13/18 5:15:31 AM
#35:


Lathissamus posted...
Still got my D on your mind. My victory is clear.

said the guy who thought about himself naked . And got beaten by 919 girls to death .
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LordChad
08/13/18 5:16:09 AM
#36:


Rika_Furude posted...
LordChad posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
LordChad posted...

quite good.....but not good enough
my katana is made of lost souls which can ressurect itself..... i throw the katana and make you explode.

*i phase through the explosion unscathed*
*i fire a narrow but powerful beam directly at your heart*
*it was a ruse, as I dash in faster than the speed of sound and fire an instant energy blast from behind*


i reflected the beam back to you

looks like i win

your body explodes from the beam...so nope , you are dead
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Rika_Furude
08/13/18 5:17:05 AM
#37:


LordChad posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
LordChad posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
LordChad posted...

quite good.....but not good enough
my katana is made of lost souls which can ressurect itself..... i throw the katana and make you explode.

*i phase through the explosion unscathed*
*i fire a narrow but powerful beam directly at your heart*
*it was a ruse, as I dash in faster than the speed of sound and fire an instant energy blast from behind*


i reflected the beam back to you

looks like i win

your body explodes from the beam...so nope , you are dead

you missed the part where i was already behind you and blasted with with an instant, point blank energy wave
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Tappor
08/13/18 5:17:40 AM
#38:


is this about how badly you can godhand someone else
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LordChad
08/13/18 5:19:54 AM
#39:


Rika_Furude posted...
LordChad posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
LordChad posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
LordChad posted...

quite good.....but not good enough
my katana is made of lost souls which can ressurect itself..... i throw the katana and make you explode.

*i phase through the explosion unscathed*
*i fire a narrow but powerful beam directly at your heart*
*it was a ruse, as I dash in faster than the speed of sound and fire an instant energy blast from behind*


i reflected the beam back to you

looks like i win

your body explodes from the beam...so nope , you are dead

you missed the part where i was already behind you and blasted with with an instant, point blank energy wave

and i reflected the beam back at you , since my body is beam-proof
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Rika_Furude
08/13/18 5:21:04 AM
#40:


that was just a shadow clone. 7 more appear and force-choke you. you will never guess which is real.
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LordChad
08/13/18 5:24:27 AM
#41:


Rika_Furude posted...
that was just a shadow clone. 7 more appear and force-choke you. you will never guess which is real.


i guess the real one with my sharingan eye and use my katana to slice them all.
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Rika_Furude
08/13/18 5:35:53 AM
#42:


none of them were real. 14 more appear and throw shurikans at you.
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Zack_Attackv1
08/13/18 5:49:18 AM
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Ilishe
08/13/18 2:10:14 PM
#44:


You destroyed my illusion.

I make the galaxy explode.
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darkphoenix181
08/13/18 2:12:07 PM
#45:


I transformed into the country of Chad itself and fell on top if you at ftl while magically hilding you down and suppressing your abilities with my quirk.
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LordChad
08/15/18 4:31:11 AM
#46:


darkphoenix181 posted...
I transformed into the country of Chad itself and fell on top if you at ftl while magically hilding you down and suppressing your abilities with my quirk.

then you woke up , realizing you are in a hospital with all your bones broken.
I visited you with a bonquet to hope you get well soon.

Rika_Furude posted...
none of them were real. 14 more appear and throw shurikans at you.

i am beam-proof. What the fuck can shuriken do to me lol

Ilishe posted...
You destroyed my illusion.

I make the galaxy explode.

and you die......
i jump to other dimension similar to earth . I called it Earth-69
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Acceleration
08/15/18 4:46:53 AM
#47:


Youre dead.
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Super Slash
08/15/18 4:51:01 AM
#48:


LordChad posted...
i jump to other dimension similar to earth . I called it Earth-69

You thought you were safe there, but it turns out Zeno predicted your arrival and set up a self-destructing galaxy device that would only be triggered once your presence was detected. This galaxy also blows up, destroying every fiber of your being in the process.
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LordChad
08/15/18 4:51:30 AM
#49:


Acceleration posted...
Youre dead.

your claim doesnt mean anything. You need to show actual actions
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Acceleration
08/15/18 4:51:55 AM
#50:


LordChad posted...
Acceleration posted...
Youre dead.

your claim doesnt mean anything. You need to show actual actions

Youre dead. Dead people cant talk. Shut up.
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LordChad
08/15/18 4:52:53 AM
#51:


Acceleration posted...
LordChad posted...
Acceleration posted...
Youre dead.

your claim doesnt mean anything. You need to show actual actions

Youre dead. Dead people cant talk. Shut up.

no i am not. You need to try harder next time
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