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DukeSR8 08/14/18 5:25:22 PM #1: |
Whats the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you on a date?
For a recent one I took this girl out. She seemed normal until I invited her back to my place. When I show my RWS collection and Duke merch, she stuffs it all into her purse while in the bathroom. She tries to leave but Granny says "Why do you have Matthew's stuff in your purse?". She then tries to bolt but Granny grabs her and holds her as she calls the cops. Eventually, she gets arrested for attempted burglary. --- Try to guess to what my username is referencing. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Far-Queue 08/14/18 5:28:09 PM #2: |
You're full of shit.
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DiduXD 08/14/18 5:28:49 PM #3: |
For mine: A guy In was dating when I was 16 had severe mommy issues. His mom followed us around and eventually in his paranoia over her, he got drunk, stripped off all his clothes and tried to have sex with me in the MIDDLE OF THE RESTRAUNT. He got arrested and I immediately broke up with him.
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Chewster 08/14/18 5:47:19 PM #4: |
I thought all your fake stories involved a woman getting drunk and stripping naked and then cops showing up. Well, I guess this has the cops part.
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JTekashiro 08/14/18 6:02:07 PM #5: |
I was going to share a story but these fake stories are far better than my real one... and my fake one.
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GanglyKhan 08/14/18 6:50:23 PM #6: |
March 8th always just seems so awkward.
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