Current Events > TFW you're crushing on Coffeebeanz but you're just a CEman to her

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YOUHAVENOHOPE
08/16/18 8:05:02 PM
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Star_Spirit
08/16/18 8:05:28 PM
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tfw ce = social media to you

fuck off vegy clone. fucking cringe, get a social life
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ssj3vegeta
08/16/18 8:07:32 PM
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Star_Spirit posted...
tfw ce = social media to you

fuck off vegy clone. fucking cringe, get a social life

she's not gonna bang you bro
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Reis
08/16/18 8:08:43 PM
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i heard coffeebeanz is only interested in dudes who make more money than her so good luck bro
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Ivynn
08/16/18 8:10:10 PM
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TC wants to crush dem beanz
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brassicach
08/16/18 8:10:23 PM
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Reis posted...
i heard coffeebeanz is only interested in dudes who make more money than her so good luck bro

I'm big on the spiritual bucks
Me and God are real tight
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meestermj
08/16/18 8:16:24 PM
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@Coffeebeanz
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BignutzisBack
08/16/18 8:18:21 PM
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She's a dom instead of a sub, what a disappointment
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
08/16/18 8:19:35 PM
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BignutzisBack posted...
She's a dom instead of a sub, what a disappointment

rI51bvb
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
08/16/18 8:31:07 PM
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Ivynn posted...
TC wants to crush dem beanz

i respect women too much

but hell yes theres a bean i want to crush
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Flockaveli
08/16/18 9:27:19 PM
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6 cell phones and they all going off.
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SSJ2GrimReaper
08/16/18 9:36:17 PM
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I ship Bok/Coffeebeanz AKA Bokbeanz
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Coffeebeanz
08/16/18 10:40:39 PM
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Why does this exist
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Tyranthraxus
08/16/18 10:56:35 PM
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@Coffeebeanz posted...
Why does this exist

So it all started when the US Military decided they wanted to build this decentralized network for communication that would be difficult to shut down entirely. Some stuff happens, and now everything has finally culminated in this topic existing.
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
08/16/18 11:04:05 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
Why does this exist

because i'm capable of catching feels over text messages
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brassicach
08/17/18 2:16:19 AM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
Why does this exist

i wish you'd humor me tbh
but the chances are slim
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glitteringfairy
08/17/18 2:20:06 AM
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Reis posted...
i heard coffeebeanz is only interested in dudes who make more money than her so good luck bro

I heard she's thirsty as fuck and practically begged a colleague to bang her when she asked him out and got rejected
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brassicach
08/17/18 2:30:46 AM
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i don't even know where coffeebeanz lives tho lol

maybe its foolish of me to fall head over heels
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PiOverlord
08/17/18 2:31:52 AM
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I'm sure she'll be able to afford to fly you over to a place of her choosing. Look man, show her how alpha you are.
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brassicach
08/17/18 2:35:52 AM
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lol i don't need her to fly me
i can afford that shit homie

i'm finna buy everything in the store but the mannequins for beanz
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Johnny_Nutcase
08/17/18 2:36:22 AM
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I suspect she's not flexible enough to win my love. I like to bend my womans legs back up by her head in heated sexual passion.
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ANewLeaf
08/17/18 2:42:22 AM
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i like how she's expressed multiple times over the years she hates these topics and wants them to stop but mods allow them to exist.
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brassicach
08/17/18 2:44:00 AM
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ANewLeaf posted...
i like how she's expressed multiple times over the years she hates these topics and wants them to stop but mods allow them to exist.

oh i didn't know that really
i mean i assumed they'd annoy her but i didn't know that getting publicly mentioned like this was a particularly touchy thing about her

my b, coffeebeanz
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Coffeebeanz
08/17/18 4:01:17 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
Reis posted...
i heard coffeebeanz is only interested in dudes who make more money than her so good luck bro

I heard she's thirsty as fuck and practically begged a colleague to bang her when she asked him out and got rejected


This is true
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Zodd3224
08/17/18 4:01:58 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
Reis posted...
i heard coffeebeanz is only interested in dudes who make more money than her so good luck bro

I heard she's thirsty as fuck and practically begged a colleague to bang her when she asked him out and got rejected


This is true


Thats pretty hot actually
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Giant_Aspirin
08/17/18 4:04:43 PM
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anyone know what state she's in?
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Peter_Griffin33
08/17/18 4:05:52 PM
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Hahaha these *insert word here* eatin beans.
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DezDroppedFreak
08/17/18 4:06:32 PM
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Peter_Griffin33
08/17/18 4:07:55 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
Reis posted...
i heard coffeebeanz is only interested in dudes who make more money than her so good luck bro

I heard she's thirsty as fuck and practically begged a colleague to bang her when she asked him out and got rejected


This is true


Thats pretty hot actually

Ya fr, yo beans i make some cash hit me up
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Peter_Griffin33
08/17/18 4:08:40 PM
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CrimsonRage posted...
what happened to your crush on DarthWendy?

Shes racist af, bok doesnt go for those (unless its against the chinese).
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Coffeebeanz
08/17/18 4:15:10 PM
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....but I'm half-Chinese
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Peter_Griffin33
08/17/18 4:16:03 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
....but I'm half-Chinese

Thats ok ill accept you
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Coffeebeanz
08/17/18 4:17:26 PM
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Boy are u idiopathic pulmonary hypertension because u leave me breathless

and with right heart failure
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Peter_Griffin33
08/17/18 4:25:23 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
Boy are u idiopathic pulmonary hypertension because u leave me breathless

and with right heart failure

Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer cash?
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Tappor
08/17/18 4:25:57 PM
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this thread is sad
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Coffeebeanz
08/17/18 4:26:33 PM
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Peter_Griffin33 posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
Boy are u idiopathic pulmonary hypertension because u leave me breathless

and with right heart failure

Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer cash?


I like my men like I like my congestive heart failure patients.

Fluid restricted and pumped full of diuretics.
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Reis
08/17/18 4:28:01 PM
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CrimsonRage posted...
i need a new senpai after my old one left me

hi
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
08/17/18 4:28:01 PM
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@Coffeebeanz are you the bottom of my laptop because you're really hot and it's making me really nervous
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
08/17/18 4:28:58 PM
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btw beanz has already ignored two of my PMs and obviously won't take my seriously/isn't into "this" at all

i know i got no chance :relieved:
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Coffeebeanz
08/17/18 4:29:22 PM
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CrimsonRage posted...
Coffeebeanz, are you taking any apprentices

i need a new senpai after my old one left me


Are you OK with misery, pain, bad hygiene and weird bodily fluids?
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Peter_Griffin33
08/17/18 4:29:23 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
Peter_Griffin33 posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
Boy are u idiopathic pulmonary hypertension because u leave me breathless

and with right heart failure

Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer cash?


I like my men like I like my congestive heart failure patients.

Fluid restricted and pumped full of diuretics.

You really hate fat people don't you? Thats okay, I was just curious. Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
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Coffeebeanz
08/17/18 4:29:57 PM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
@Coffeebeanz are you the bottom of my laptop because you're really hot and it's making me really nervous


Plot twist - that's not a laptop. It's a tiger on amphetamine.
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
08/17/18 4:31:04 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
Are you OK with misery, pain, bad hygiene and weird bodily fluids?

oh my
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SSJGrimReaper
08/17/18 4:31:18 PM
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you have to ask yourself

are you worthy of c-beanz?
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Peter_Griffin33
08/17/18 4:31:38 PM
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You dont't sweat much for a fat chick.
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Giant_Aspirin
08/17/18 4:32:11 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
CrimsonRage posted...
Coffeebeanz, are you taking any apprentices

i need a new senpai after my old one left me


Are you OK with misery, pain, bad hygiene and weird bodily fluids?


yes
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