Current Events > $1,000,000 but you have to be in The General insurance commercials

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X-Pac_Heat
08/17/18 1:03:14 PM
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5 years worth of commercials. You get $200,000 every year.

The General will generally make you look like a fool in every commercial.

Shaq will fight you if he ever sees you on the street

You must use The General insurance while under contract and must maintain a positive public image. No making fun of potential customers on Twitter or any other site. Breaking this will require to pay any money you earned from the deal over.
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Zack_Attackv1
08/17/18 8:28:00 PM
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HighOnSolar
08/17/18 8:32:40 PM
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you mean i could literally get paid to ride with the general?

i mean it kind of eliminates my dream of being shaq's best friend but damn
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Middle hope
08/18/18 1:04:04 AM
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Can I have sex with the general?
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MedeaLysistrata
08/18/18 1:05:38 AM
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do i get to pitch ideas for the commercials?
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L0Z
08/18/18 1:06:52 AM
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It's the cheesiest crap ever and inaccurate. A 5 star general isnt a good fit for insurance and because the rank only exist during wartime and only 1 can be appointed from any branch
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YukihoHagiwara
08/18/18 1:07:52 AM
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Zack_Attackv1 posted...
Shaq is an easy guy to take down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNZ0PQomz1Y" data-time="

Why is there a monitor under the desk?
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Middle hope
08/18/18 1:18:23 AM
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L0Z posted...
It's the cheesiest crap ever and inaccurate. A 5 star general isnt a good fit for insurance and because the rank only exist during wartime and only 1 can be appointed from any branch

You dare talk shit about the commander of THOT Patrol?
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jayj350
08/18/18 2:17:05 AM
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Easy money, I will do the ads wearing a tutu if they want me to.
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gguirao
08/18/18 3:38:30 AM
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Deal.
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X-Pac_Heat
08/18/18 6:50:45 AM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
do i get to pitch ideas for the commercials?


Sure, but there is no guarantee they will or will not use them.
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Caution999
08/18/18 7:32:01 AM
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Whats the downside!?

Deal
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Stagmar
08/18/18 9:07:26 AM
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Im assuming this is some American insurance company. Id have to refuse since I dont have a passport.
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