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Orthopox12
08/17/18 6:46:42 PM
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What was the result?
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Hexenherz
08/17/18 6:49:21 PM
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I haven't. But maybe I should. Maybe that would help me get over my anxiety about whether or not people are judging me. Sort of like... taking control of the anxiety, you know?
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HighOnSolar
08/17/18 6:50:16 PM
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control your sphincter, control your life.
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TommyG663513
08/17/18 6:51:21 PM
#4:


Hexenherz posted...
I haven't. But maybe I should. Maybe that would help me get over my anxiety about whether or not people are judging me. Sort of like... taking control of the anxiety, you know?


A beautiful take on Farting. Also, the movie Swiss Army Man.
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Hexenherz
08/17/18 6:54:08 PM
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What is up with that movie? >_>

Also I don't like people farting in general but maybe that's just deeprooted jealousy that other people do things and don't care about the consequences and I'm afraid of standing at an awkward angle.
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Orthopox12
08/17/18 7:27:05 PM
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You know what guys, dont stop at farting straight up shit your pants in an elevator. Whether it be runny and wet down your leg or a log that rolls out on the floor I bet it would cure your anxiety.
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Hexenherz
08/17/18 7:32:13 PM
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I experience an irrational anxiety of such an accident happened for about... maybe at least 15% of my waking day (more if I'm going into a stressful situation) which is exactly why I don't fart outside of my house.
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Orthopox12
08/17/18 7:51:10 PM
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Hexenherz posted...
I experience an irrational anxiety of such an accident happened for about... maybe at least 15% of my waking day (more if I'm going into a stressful situation) which is exactly why I don't fart outside of my house.

So this is legit a possible scenario that fucks up your day?
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Hexenherz
08/17/18 8:35:33 PM
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I've grown to live with it but it obviously doesn't feel comfortable holding in gas most of the day >_>
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SauI_Goodman
08/17/18 8:36:06 PM
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No, but I have done a SBD in an elevator. It's sort of like a game of "try and guess who did it."
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KiwiTerraRizing
08/17/18 8:36:54 PM
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Those are my weekend plans
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SSJCAT
08/17/18 8:42:57 PM
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thats my fefish.
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Orthopox12
08/17/18 9:16:36 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
No, but I have done a SBD in an elevator. It's sort of like a game of "try and guess who did it."

More like try and keep the straightest face.
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Vicious_Dios
08/17/18 9:18:48 PM
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I'm proud of my farts.

Better to lose potential lifelong friends than busting a tripe.
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