Current Events > Do you fart/burp in front of your significant other?

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lww99
08/20/18 10:24:04 PM
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Title - Results (9 votes)
Yes
77.78% (7 votes)
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No
22.22% (2 votes)
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Yep
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Ruid
08/20/18 10:24:59 PM
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That's how you know when it's love.
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DavidWong
08/20/18 10:26:21 PM
#3:


yes and she does too
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DarthGravid
08/20/18 11:22:50 PM
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I had a first date with a girl several years ago, and it was very successful, and she chose to stay the night with me. I awoke about 3 a.m. to find her giggling uncontrollably. Apparently, I was power-farting in my sleep, to the point that it woke her up. We've been happily married 10 years and have three children.
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Torn between two minds. Is either correct? Perhaps together.....but how? Can it be done?
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Kisai
08/20/18 11:24:20 PM
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What significant other?
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DirkDiggles
08/20/18 11:25:16 PM
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Every once in a while, I'll give her a dutch oven when we are in bed.
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lww99
08/21/18 7:31:22 AM
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ArchiePeck
08/21/18 7:32:22 AM
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Yes.
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Funbazooka
08/21/18 7:32:54 AM
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DarthGravid posted...
I had a first date with a girl several years ago, and it was very successful, and she chose to stay the night with me. I awoke about 3 a.m. to find her giggling uncontrollably. Apparently, I was power-farting in my sleep, to the point that it woke her up. We've been happily married 10 years and have three children.

I've heard many stories like this but then I wonder if there's just as many stories where an over abundance of farting turned the girl away
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KookyCouture
08/21/18 7:35:53 AM
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Yes
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Drink up me hearties, yo ho
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