Current Events > Your reaction: A little kid just kicked your dog

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UnfairRepresent 08/21/18 1:57:25 PM #1:	You're walking your dog one day, having a lovely time singing to yourself: "It's a lovely day for walking dogs, All around the pond you see jumping frogs, Youths under the trees having snogs, In the wind you can feel the a-" When from out of no where a little kid walks up to you and says "Hey mister/miss, can I pet your dog?" And then before you can react he suddenly runs up and kicks your dog. Your dog yelps and jumps back while the kid laughs loudly. How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:907288370] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote>You're walking your dog one day, having a lovely time singing to yourself: "It's a lovely day for walking dogs, All around the pond you see jumping frogs, Youths under the trees having snogs, In the wind you can feel the a-" When from out of no where a little kid walks up to you and says "Hey mister/miss, can I pet your dog?" And then before you can react he suddenly runs up and kicks your dog. Your dog yelps and jumps back while the kid laughs loudly. How do you react? What do you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bknight 08/21/18 2:00:21 PM #2:	What every normal person does, get my phone out and film him. <cite>bknight posted [p:907288560] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote>What every normal person does, get my phone out and film him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BatmanVonDoom 08/21/18 2:00:30 PM #3:	Kick the kid while me and my dog laugh --- https://imgur.com/GC6An <cite>BatmanVonDoom posted [p:907288571] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote>Kick the kid while me and my dog laugh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
southcoast09 08/21/18 2:00:49 PM #4:	HBK Kick --- #MakeFinalFantasyGreatAgain <cite>southcoast09 posted [p:907288593] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote>HBK Kick</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Biscuit 08/21/18 2:01:03 PM #5:	Pick up the kid and fling him into the sun --- https://www.bigplay.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_6703.jpg <cite>Mr_Biscuit posted [p:907288608] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote>Pick up the kid and fling him into the sun</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Letron_James 08/21/18 2:01:09 PM #6:	Rip his head off and bathe in his blood - White Girls --- Ask me if I would eat da booty. <cite>Letron_James posted [p:907288612] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote>Rip his head off and bathe in his blood - White Girls</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
winged_weltall 08/21/18 2:01:51 PM #7:	Probably slap the little bitch in the face. <cite>winged_weltall posted [p:907288646] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote>Probably slap the little bitch in the face.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 08/21/18 2:14:13 PM #8:	winged_weltall posted... Probably slap the little bitch in the face. Even tho it's a kid? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:907289307] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote><cite>winged_weltall posted...</cite> <quote>Probably slap the little bitch in the face.</quote> Even tho it's a kid?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 08/21/18 2:16:22 PM #9:	@HashtagTartarus --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. https://imgur.com/YzjFA85 https://imgur.com/CqukfNH <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:907289448] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote>@HashtagTartarus</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
0AbsoluteZero0 08/21/18 2:16:46 PM #10:	Is the kid @darkprince45 --- -The Admirable <cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted [p:907289474] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote>Is the kid @darkprince45 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The Top Crusader 08/21/18 2:18:54 PM #12:	It would honestly be hard to not just knock the kid to the ground before you even think about it. Like... I know better than to assault a kid but this all happens in a second or two before your brain processes what you're doing... >_> --- https://imgur.com/09qFfLV <cite>The Top Crusader posted [p:907289607] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote>It would honestly be hard to not just knock the kid to the ground before you even think about it. Like... I know better than to assault a kid but this all happens in a second or two before your brain processes what you're doing... >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Taharqa_ 08/21/18 2:19:19 PM #13:	My 130 lb Cane Corso...nuff said. --- "If you want to move fast, practice slowly...if you want to move like lightning, practice in stillness." <cite>Taharqa_ posted [p:907289639] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote>My 130 lb Cane Corso...nuff said. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XxKrazyChaosxX 08/21/18 2:20:54 PM #14:	This is Kerpal..... --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone <cite>XxKrazyChaosxX posted [p:907289730] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote>This is Kerpal.....</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 08/21/18 2:21:51 PM #16:	He'd probably shit his pants if I did so much as snap "Hey!!" at him. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:907289787] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote>He'd probably shit his pants if I did so much as snap "Hey!!" at him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HashtagTartarus 08/21/18 2:23:15 PM #17:	Mr_Biscuit posted... Pick up the kid and fling him into the sun --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMvoLOMki0w <cite>HashtagTartarus posted [p:907289868] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mr_Biscuit posted...</cite> <quote>Pick up the kid and fling him into the sun</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cornmuffins 08/21/18 2:24:30 PM #18:	Curb stomp --- Getting C's and D's, saying thanks and please. You broke the golden rule, you're staying after school. <cite>Cornmuffins posted [p:907289936] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote>Curb stomp</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 08/21/18 2:25:24 PM #19:	Incidently, I want to mention that when making this topic I google searched "Annoying little kid" and one of the first things that came up was stormtrooper lesbians making out Figure that out. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:907289984] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote>Incidently, I want to mention that when making this topic I google searched "Annoying little kid" and one of the first things that came up was stormtrooper lesbians making out Figure that out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
obeseexplosive 08/21/18 2:28:41 PM #20:	UnfairRepresent posted... Incidently, I want to mention that when making this topic I google searched "Annoying little kid" and one of the first things that came up was stormtrooper lesbians making out Figure that out. Dammit man quit giving me fetishes --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. Solomon Grundy want pants too! <cite>obeseexplosive posted [p:907290174] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>Incidently, I want to mention that when making this topic I google searched "Annoying little kid" and one of the first things that came up was stormtrooper lesbians making out Figure that out.</quote> Dammit man quit giving me fetishes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Orthopox12 08/21/18 2:42:20 PM #21:	Pistol whip him in the mouth several times and let my dog off the leash. ~~not really but I feel these are the types of reactions these topics fish for~~ --- Official contributor to the Legendary "Cantina" Topic {Current clone: Orthopox 28} <cite>Orthopox12 posted [p:907290988] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote>Pistol whip him in the mouth several times and let my dog off the leash. not really but I feel these are the types of reactions these topics fish for</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinksLiege 08/21/18 2:44:14 PM #22:	Kid kicks my cat, I'm kicking the kid. --- This is LinksLiege's signature. It is fantastic. <cite>LinksLiege posted [p:907291096] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote>Kid kicks my cat, I'm kicking the kid.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sLaCkEr408___RJ 08/21/18 2:45:14 PM #23:	Console my dog. Scold the kid. <cite>sLaCkEr408___RJ posted [p:907291161] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote>Console my dog. Scold the kid.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 08/21/18 2:56:10 PM #25:	LinksLiege posted... Kid kicks my cat, I'm kicking the kid. dog* --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:907291773] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote><cite>LinksLiege posted...</cite> <quote>Kid kicks my cat, I'm kicking the kid.</quote> dog*</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 08/22/18 2:00:54 AM #26:	DuranOfForcena posted... slap him just as hard as i'd slap my own son for delinquent behavior, make him go get his parents, and inform them that they are going to be paying for my dog's vet bill. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMuwsLlUccY" data-time=" --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:907328693] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote><cite>DuranOfForcena posted...</cite> <quote>slap him just as hard as i'd slap my own son for delinquent behavior, make him go get his parents, and inform them that they are going to be paying for my dog's vet bill.</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMuwsLlUccY" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HighOnSolar 08/22/18 2:04:02 AM #27:	grind his bones to make my bread --- Surf <cite>HighOnSolar posted [p:907328782] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote>grind his bones to make my bread</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Itachi157 08/22/18 2:05:00 AM #28:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI4olONREmk" data-time=" <cite>Itachi157 posted [p:907328806] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI4olONREmk" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GameGodOfAll 08/22/18 2:05:46 AM #29:	Break his bones fairly quickly. --- My Words Were True And Sheamus Made You Believe! https://imgur.com/Fc39f <cite>GameGodOfAll posted [p:907328831] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote>Break his bones fairly quickly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 08/22/18 2:24:12 AM #30:	I take the kid to the zoo, and mourn after an unfortunate accident when he falls into the polar bear enclosure. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:907329399] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote>I take the kid to the zoo, and mourn after an unfortunate accident when he falls into the polar bear enclosure.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 08/22/18 3:12:05 AM #31:	MabusIncarnate posted... I take the kid to the zoo, and mourn after an unfortunate accident when he falls into the polar bear enclosure. Jesus christ --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:907330541] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote>I take the kid to the zoo, and mourn after an unfortunate accident when he falls into the polar bear enclosure.</quote> Jesus christ</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StickFigures720 08/22/18 3:42:11 AM #32:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDVEIIAmOXw" data-time=" --- "You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant." - Harlan Ellison <cite>StickFigures720 posted [p:907331146] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDVEIIAmOXw" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 08/22/18 3:44:47 AM #33:	StickFigures720 posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDVEIIAmOXw" data-time=" I'd fill her with 100+ gallons --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:907331195] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote><cite>StickFigures720 posted...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDVEIIAmOXw" data-time="</quote> I'd fill her with 100+ gallons</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rika_Furude 08/22/18 3:45:17 AM #34:	Break The Bat --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 <cite>Rika_Furude posted [p:907331203] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote>Break The Bat</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kuwab0 08/22/18 3:49:20 AM #35:	Somebody's dying that day --- https://imgur.com/QfpP05s https://imgur.com/vdnZ1o6 https://imgur.com/zTgf822 <cite>kuwab0 posted [p:907331272] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote>Somebody's dying that day</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
omega cookie 08/22/18 4:31:31 AM #36:	My dog is a Alaskan Husky/Wolf mix, who is trained as a guard dog. My reaction is "watch a shitty kid get his throat taken". Edit: For clarification, I wouldn't send him to attack the kid, by the time I registered what just happened, the job would be done. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog FFBE: 885,063,087 - Orlandeau - 931 ATK <cite>omega cookie posted [p:907332139] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote>My dog is a Alaskan Husky/Wolf mix, who is trained as a guard dog. My reaction is "watch a shitty kid get his throat taken". Edit: For clarification, I wouldn't send him to attack the kid, by the time I registered what just happened, the job would be done.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 08/22/18 4:37:12 AM #37:	southcoast09 posted... HBK Kick BAH GAWD KING! BAH GAWD! --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:907332253] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote><cite>southcoast09 posted...</cite> <quote>HBK Kick</quote> BAH GAWD KING! BAH GAWD!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Banjo2553 08/22/18 4:41:44 AM #38:	My dog is a tiny pomeranian. He'd probably die if he got kicked, so I'd just sue the kid's parents. --- Game collection: http://www.backloggery.com/bakonbitz Gaming channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwVQm69J7bGScbv3_50C0dA <cite>Banjo2553 posted [p:907332343] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote>My dog is a tiny pomeranian. He'd probably die if he got kicked, so I'd just sue the kid's parents.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ruid 08/22/18 4:55:10 AM #39:	Blow an airhorn next to his ear. <cite>Ruid posted [p:907332601] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote>Blow an airhorn next to his ear.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 08/22/18 10:13:00 AM #40:	omega cookie posted... My dog is a Alaskan Husky/Wolf mix, who is trained as a guard dog. My reaction is "watch a shitty kid get his throat taken". Edit: For clarification, I wouldn't send him to attack the kid, by the time I registered what just happened, the job would be done. Wow. so your dog is so badly trained it just attacks little kids? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:907340678] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote><cite>omega cookie posted...</cite> <quote>My dog is a Alaskan Husky/Wolf mix, who is trained as a guard dog. My reaction is "watch a shitty kid get his throat taken". Edit: For clarification, I wouldn't send him to attack the kid, by the time I registered what just happened, the job would be done.</quote> Wow. so your dog is so badly trained it just attacks little kids?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 08/22/18 10:14:24 AM #41:	say my dogs trigger word to unleash him. tonight, he feasts on flesh --- Hey what's going on in this thread https://imgur.com/6fpKRW8 https://imgur.com/RNZi0gk <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:907340743] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote>say my dogs trigger word to unleash him. tonight, he feasts on flesh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
omega cookie 08/22/18 11:29:43 AM #42:	UnfairRepresent posted... omega cookie posted... My dog is a Alaskan Husky/Wolf mix, who is trained as a guard dog. My reaction is "watch a shitty kid get his throat taken". Edit: For clarification, I wouldn't send him to attack the kid, by the time I registered what just happened, the job would be done. Wow. so your dog is so badly trained it just attacks little kids? I'm sure you thought that post was clever. Sadly, just like you, it was only pathetic. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog FFBE: 885,063,087 - Orlandeau - 931 ATK <cite>omega cookie posted [p:907344306] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>omega cookie posted...</cite> <quote>My dog is a Alaskan Husky/Wolf mix, who is trained as a guard dog. My reaction is "watch a shitty kid get his throat taken". Edit: For clarification, I wouldn't send him to attack the kid, by the time I registered what just happened, the job would be done.</quote> Wow. so your dog is so badly trained it just attacks little kids?</quote> I'm sure you thought that post was clever. Sadly, just like you, it was only pathetic.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 08/23/18 5:36:05 AM #43:	ThyCorndog posted... say my dogs trigger word to unleash him. tonight, he feasts on flesh :/ --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:907395906] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote><cite>ThyCorndog posted...</cite> <quote>say my dogs trigger word to unleash him. tonight, he feasts on flesh</quote> :/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 08/23/18 5:39:54 AM #44:	unsheaths katana --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:907395974] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote>unsheaths katana</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Perascamin 08/23/18 5:41:34 AM #45:	Kick the dog as well with the kid, because it was probably a pitbull and the kid was only defending himself from the SWEET BABY --- I've grown. <cite>Perascamin posted [p:907396001] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote>Kick the dog as well with the kid, because it was probably a pitbull and the kid was only defending himself from the SWEET BABY</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OwlRammer 08/23/18 5:57:07 AM #46:	everyone knows kicking a dog is the universal sign for "I wanna get bit by a dog", sooooo... --- https://imgur.com/ji9KF3f https://imgur.com/p3G1Hvd http://puu.sh/ovZuS/97325c05b3.jpg http://puu.sh/ovZB2/eeee237f49.jpg <cite>OwlRammer posted [p:907396251] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote>everyone knows kicking a dog is the universal sign for "I wanna get bit by a dog", sooooo...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssjevot 08/23/18 5:59:32 AM #47:	XxKrazyChaosxX posted... This is Kerpal..... Does your dog need operation? --- Favorite Games: BlazBlue: Central Fiction, Street Fighter III: Third Strike, Bayonetta, Bloodborne thats a username you habe - chuckyhacksss <cite>ssjevot posted [p:907396296] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote><cite>XxKrazyChaosxX posted...</cite> <quote>This is Kerpal.....</quote> Does your dog need operation?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giblet_Enjoyer 08/23/18 6:02:18 AM #48:	choke slam the kid fuck slam the dog Islam myself --- He which make friends with scorpion, soon come to find out what a scorpion does - they bite people with its tail --ancient Chinese proverb <cite>Giblet_Enjoyer posted [p:907396344] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote>choke slam the kid fuck slam the dog Islam myself</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 08/23/18 9:01:05 AM #49:	Giblet_Enjoyer posted... choke slam the kid fuck slam the dog Islam myself wut --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:907400442] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote><cite>Giblet_Enjoyer posted...</cite> <quote>choke slam the kid fuck slam the dog Islam myself</quote> wut</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 08/23/18 9:11:07 AM #50:	takes off belt "Hands on that bench over there." --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:907400767] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote>takes off belt "Hands on that bench over there."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SideshowBob311 08/23/18 9:13:39 AM #51:	Call cops, demand animal cruelty charges be pressed, hope the resulting stress/cost on the parents causes parent to beat the shit out of child. --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] <cite>SideshowBob311 posted [p:907400874] in Your react... [t:76923825]...</cite> <quote>Call cops, demand animal cruelty charges be pressed, hope the resulting stress/cost on the parents causes parent to beat the shit out of child.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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