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pinky0926
08/22/18 4:48:57 AM
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https://imgur.com/xAKzKQO

Woman with her baby gets caught up in a mosh pit, would you recruit some other heads to help out a damsel in distress or would you mosh her the fuck out because you're not a poser?
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MC_BatCommander
08/22/18 4:51:20 AM
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He would do the most metal thing possible, a running drop kick straight to the back of her head. That'll learn her. Then he'll go home and cry about confederate monuments on this fine board.
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Turtlebread
08/22/18 4:53:48 AM
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zp is around 120lbs dripping wet so there's nothing he could do in this situation
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pinky0926
08/22/18 4:54:31 AM
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Turtlebread posted...
zp is around 120lbs dripping wet so there's nothing he could do in this situation


I think you might be thinking of the wrong dude...
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omega cookie
08/22/18 5:12:40 AM
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Turtlebread posted...
zp is around 120lbs dripping wet so there's nothing he could do in this situation

Maybe if you only weigh one of the chins, sure.
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PtlessAgmnts
08/22/18 6:01:06 AM
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He is in purgatory like he usually is
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HighOnSolar
08/22/18 4:41:11 PM
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there are so many people with long hair
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sktgamer_13dude
08/22/18 4:41:49 PM
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Hed probably bitch about Nintendo and then welch.
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CapnMuffin
08/22/18 4:43:35 PM
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- Good guys.

- Why was a toddler there to begin with?
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green butter
08/22/18 4:44:54 PM
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Pinky, I'm going to give you a free pass on this one because I assume this is a innocent mistake. Zombiepelican always gives 110% in the pit, even if he's tired, hungry, depressed, or doesn't even want to be in the pit, because he is NOT a poser and that is what metal is all about. So in this case, that woman is getting bowled over by 350lbs of windmilling ZP.

Please be more careful with your posting in the future so you do not ask silly questions like this again.
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NES4EVER
08/22/18 4:46:19 PM
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He would save her, then ask for her opinion on nintendo products, and throw hee back in if she disagrees with him
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Alpha218
08/22/18 4:51:22 PM
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Im glad people take this guy even less seriously than they did a few years ago

Lmao
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