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DarkTransient
08/25/18 5:36:17 PM
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Take or leave? - Results (5 votes)
Take it
60% (3 votes)
3
Leave it
40% (2 votes)
2
A wizard cast a spell on her that prevents her from ever being able to do so.
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AstralMeats
08/25/18 5:38:44 PM
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This is most women anyway.
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if i ventured in the slipstream
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MakoReizei
08/25/18 5:39:50 PM
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does she at least put the seat down after she's done?
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vocedelmorte
08/25/18 5:40:15 PM
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AstralMeats posted...
This is most women anyway.

Did you grew up on a farm
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joestarrr
08/25/18 5:41:47 PM
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shitters clogged
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you can't spell american dream without eric andre
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DarkTransient
08/25/18 7:23:42 PM
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MakoReizei posted...
does she at least put the seat down after she's done?


Yes.
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ToPoPO
08/25/18 7:24:54 PM
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Get an auto flushing toilet, duh
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ThePrinceFish
08/25/18 7:26:26 PM
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Outfitting my house with automatically flushing toilets seems like a small price to pay for the perfect woman.
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Lost_All_Senses
08/25/18 7:28:07 PM
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At least she won't fuck up my pipes with tampons. My basement flooded with poop twice.
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There will always be exceptions.
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