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SH_expert44 08/28/18 7:08:57 PM #1:	Its one of the scariest feelings ever, it like you think you had a stroke or heart atack and then you wake up with a burning hole and 5 pounds lighter. --- It's thinking... https://imgur.com/EgqnRyp https://imgur.com/U9kcEP9 <cite>SH_expert44 posted [p:907713350] in Have you e... [t:76945699]...</cite> <quote>Its one of the scariest feelings ever, it like you think you had a stroke or heart atack and then you wake up with a burning hole and 5 pounds lighter.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheOlJollyRoger 08/28/18 7:09:27 PM #2:	I was sang so loud I passed out then woke up and vomited blood --- https://imgur.com/CYLlcLv <cite>TheOlJollyRoger posted [p:907713383] in Have you e... [t:76945699]...</cite> <quote>I was sang so loud I passed out then woke up and vomited blood</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SH_expert44 08/28/18 7:09:50 PM #3:	TheOlJollyRoger posted... I was sang so loud I passed out then woke up and vomited blood was it a sea shanty? --- It's thinking... https://imgur.com/EgqnRyp https://imgur.com/U9kcEP9 <cite>SH_expert44 posted [p:907713401] in Have you e... [t:76945699]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheOlJollyRoger posted...</cite> <quote>I was sang so loud I passed out then woke up and vomited blood</quote> was it a sea shanty?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
glitteringfairy 08/28/18 7:11:52 PM #4:	--- "How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y https://imgur.com/AqR3aeX https://imgur.com/vvuUXpp https://imgur.com/r9xK2NR <cite>glitteringfairy posted [p:907713521] in Have you e... [t:76945699]...</cite> <quote> --- "How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y https://imgur.com/AqR3aeX https://imgur.com/vvuUXpp https://imgur.com/r9xK2NR</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Caution999 08/28/18 7:16:45 PM #5:	This is normal ? --- The best posts, believe me. <cite>Caution999 posted [p:907713801] in Have you e... [t:76945699]...</cite> <quote>This is normal ?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SH_expert44 08/28/18 7:17:21 PM #6:	Caution999 posted... This is normal ? i dont think so. I think severe hydration and a change in diet might cause it. --- It's thinking... https://imgur.com/EgqnRyp https://imgur.com/U9kcEP9 <cite>SH_expert44 posted [p:907713837] in Have you e... [t:76945699]...</cite> <quote><cite>Caution999 posted...</cite> <quote>This is normal ?</quote> i dont think so. I think severe hydration and a change in diet might cause it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EliteLevel 08/28/18 7:18:52 PM #7:	no wtf --- Judge not, lest ye be judged and get butthurt. <cite>EliteLevel posted [p:907713924] in Have you e... [t:76945699]...</cite> <quote>no wtf</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
smoliske 08/28/18 8:12:37 PM #8:	every day @joestarrr <cite>smoliske posted [p:907716890] in Have you e... [t:76945699]...</cite> <quote>every day @joestarrr</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ProfessorKukui 08/28/18 8:14:13 PM #9:	Nah Only peeing & there was tainted lettuce involved <cite>ProfessorKukui posted [p:907716973] in Have you e... [t:76945699]...</cite> <quote>Nah Only peeing & there was tainted lettuce involved</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle2 08/28/18 8:14:58 PM #10:	I have nev --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! <cite>slimfizzle2 posted [p:907717017] in Have you e... [t:76945699]...</cite> <quote>I have nev</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joestarrr 08/28/18 8:24:07 PM #11:	smoliske posted... every day @joestarrr --- she's a killer queen <cite>joestarrr posted [p:907717574] in Have you e... [t:76945699]...</cite> <quote><cite>smoliske posted...</cite> <quote>every day @joestarrr</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FL81 08/28/18 8:24:40 PM #12:	tfw shit so hard I black out but the smell wakes me up --- https://imgtc.com/i/uBYqPMK.gif https://imgtc.com/i/UAGNJFv.gif https://imgtc.com/i/cBTnWgf.png https://imgtc.com/i/wdjM3F8.png <cite>FL81 posted [p:907717604] in Have you e... [t:76945699]...</cite> <quote>tfw shit so hard I black out but the smell wakes me up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Orthopox12 08/28/18 9:44:45 PM #13:	SH_expert44 posted... Caution999 posted... This is normal ? i dont think so. I think severe hydration and a change in diet might cause it. Over stimulating your Vagus Nurve can cause a vasovagal reaction which essentially means your blood pressure and heart rate drop which causes the Syncope (blackout). You will be fine just try not pushing as hard when you crap. --- Official contributor to the Legendary "Cantina" Topic {Current clone: Orthopox 28} <cite>Orthopox12 posted [p:907722520] in Have you e... [t:76945699]...</cite> <quote><cite>SH_expert44 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Caution999 posted...</cite> <quote>This is normal ?</quote> i dont think so. I think severe hydration and a change in diet might cause it.</quote> Over stimulating your Vagus Nurve can cause a vasovagal reaction which essentially means your blood pressure and heart rate drop which causes the Syncope (blackout). You will be fine just try not pushing as hard when you crap.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SolidSonicEX 08/28/18 9:46:10 PM #14:	Sounds fun but no. --- Solid Sonic + 2 punch buttons <cite>SolidSonicEX posted [p:907722608] in Have you e... [t:76945699]...</cite> <quote>Sounds fun but no.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 08/28/18 9:53:26 PM #15:	Not from that but I blacked out once and can't remember why. But I think I probably know what happened. I got up to get juice one morning. Next thing I know I am sitting on the floor and my head is bleeding. What probably happened what I fainted and then hit my head on a chair nearby then stumbled a couple feet and slid against the wall where I came to. I think the smack against my head made me forget a period of like 10 seconds of missing time <cite>Zikten posted [p:907723070] in Have you e... [t:76945699]...</cite> <quote>Not from that but I blacked out once and can't remember why. But I think I probably know what happened. I got up to get juice one morning. Next thing I know I am sitting on the floor and my head is bleeding. What probably happened what I fainted and then hit my head on a chair nearby then stumbled a couple feet and slid against the wall where I came to. I think the smack against my head made me forget a period of like 10 seconds of missing time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 08/28/18 9:58:49 PM #17:	Zikten posted... Not from that but I blacked out once and can't remember why. But I think I probably know what happened. I got up to get juice one morning. Next thing I know I am sitting on the floor and my head is bleeding. What probably happened what I fainted and then hit my head on a chair nearby then stumbled a couple feet and slid against the wall where I came to. I think the smack against my head made me forget a period of like 10 seconds of missing time You lose time whenever you black out completely like that. Orthostatic hypotension. Sudden drop in blood pressure upon standing. Dramatic enough, and your ass is going down. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:907723372] in Have you e... [t:76945699]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>Not from that but I blacked out once and can't remember why. But I think I probably know what happened. I got up to get juice one morning. Next thing I know I am sitting on the floor and my head is bleeding. What probably happened what I fainted and then hit my head on a chair nearby then stumbled a couple feet and slid against the wall where I came to. I think the smack against my head made me forget a period of like 10 seconds of missing time</quote> You lose time whenever you black out completely like that. Orthostatic hypotension. Sudden drop in blood pressure upon standing. Dramatic enough, and your ass is going down.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 08/28/18 9:59:44 PM #18:	What about s*ing so hard you literally tear yourself a new ahole? --- Currently playing: Monster Hunter World (xbone), H1Z1 (ps4), Earthbound (snes) <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:907723442] in Have you e... [t:76945699]...</cite> <quote>What about s*ing so hard you literally tear yourself a new ahole?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Purple_Cheetah 08/28/18 10:12:54 PM #19:	No, not really. I did however experience something close though. I think it was a combination of being sick from something I ate, laxatives, and tired. So I basically drifted almost asleep, but not fully enough to not realize what was going on. Either way the only true bad part was that my legs fell completely asleep and could barely stand/lift. Don't have anything to really grab onto safely due to layout/age(didn't wanna rip the sink off the wall for instance) so I got to experience partial paralysis and almost broke the toilet/seat when I couldn't get quite enough to rise. I thankfully slowed myself down enough to not do any damage, but I was terrified I'd break a pipe or the bowl. Don't think it was just the act of doing it, but a combination resulting in exhaustion. On the other hand, I have gone to bed, slept, and woken up sitting properly on the toilet. Just autopilot slept walk to use the bathroom. At least my body knew where to go and I wasn't in some closet or sink. <cite>Purple_Cheetah posted [p:907724224] in Have you e... [t:76945699]...</cite> <quote>No, not really. I did however experience something close though. I think it was a combination of being sick from something I ate, laxatives, and tired. So I basically drifted almost asleep, but not fully enough to not realize what was going on. Either way the only true bad part was that my legs fell completely asleep and could barely stand/lift. Don't have anything to really grab onto safely due to layout/age(didn't wanna rip the sink off the wall for instance) so I got to experience partial paralysis and almost broke the toilet/seat when I couldn't get quite enough to rise. I thankfully slowed myself down enough to not do any damage, but I was terrified I'd break a pipe or the bowl. Don't think it was just the act of doing it, but a combination resulting in exhaustion. On the other hand, I have gone to bed, slept, and woken up sitting properly on the toilet. Just autopilot slept walk to use the bathroom. At least my body knew where to go and I wasn't in some closet or sink.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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