Current Events > The girl at this A&W has been calling me Michael for half a decade

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Chicken
08/30/18 9:02:40 AM
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I think its too late to correct her at this point. I wouldnt want to risk losing the discount she gives me
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Johnny_Nutcase
08/30/18 9:04:09 AM
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What her number Mikey? I'll hook you up with a counselor after i'm finishing boning her.
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JlM
08/30/18 9:05:26 AM
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There was a guy at work who called me Chad for over a year. How he got Chad from Jim, I'll never know. Then he heard someone call me by my actual name. Asked me why I never corrected him. I just told him it was funny to me.
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Two_Dee
08/30/18 9:06:42 AM
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Hehehe, great story Mike
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Chicken
08/30/18 9:09:30 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What her number Mikey? I'll hook you up with a counselor after i'm finishing boning her.

The only thing I say to her is grandpa burger with cheese and fries so idk mang
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Johnny_Nutcase
08/30/18 9:10:48 AM
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Chicken posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What her number Mikey? I'll hook you up with a counselor after i'm finishing boning her.

The only thing I say to her is grandpa burger with cheese and fries so idk mang


Just as long as you get the ball rolling Steve.
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Abyssea
08/30/18 9:12:25 AM
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what if you actually are Michael but you have split personalities? :v and they both like A&W?
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Raikuro
08/30/18 9:13:10 AM
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Is your name not on your credit or debit card?
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Chicken
08/30/18 9:13:11 AM
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Abyssea posted...
what if you actually are Michael but you have split personalities? :v and they both like A&W?

Imagine having a personality that doesnt like A&W *shudders*
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KiwiTerraRizing
08/30/18 9:13:37 AM
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You pumping your cream soda into her frosty mug?
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slimfizzle2
08/30/18 9:13:41 AM
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JlM posted...
There was a guy at work who called me Chad for over a year. How he got Chad from Jim, I'll never know. Then he heard someone call me by my actual name. Asked me why I never corrected him. I just told him it was funny to me.

Oh Chad you rapscallion you
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Johnny_Nutcase
08/30/18 9:13:57 AM
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Abyssea posted...
what if you actually are Michael but you have split personalities? :v and they both like A&W?


You know A&W stands for Assholes & Weirdos right? It's all coming together now. We just need a few more clues.
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nicklebro
08/30/18 9:15:01 AM
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David Ortiz didn't know Dustin Pedroia's name despite playing with him for a decade.
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Orthopox12
08/30/18 9:23:18 AM
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Where the hell is there still an A&W
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Chicken
08/30/18 9:37:50 AM
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Orthopox12 posted...
Where the hell is there still an A&W


First world countries
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The Top Crusader
08/30/18 9:56:58 AM
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Chicken posted...
Orthopox12 posted...
Where the hell is there still an A&W


First world countries


Yeah, I don't have a local one but I see plenty around.
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eston
08/30/18 10:00:40 AM
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There's a woman I've worked with for 10 years who calls me the wrong name, including in emails (my name literally is the email address). At this point it would be embarrassing to correct her. Like, even the people at the Taco Bell that I go to once a week know my name >_>
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