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PhazonReborn 08/30/18 9:56:52 PM #1:	Without being a dick? --- The Phazon you know and trust since 2004 <cite>PhazonReborn posted [p:907844157] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote>Without being a dick?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reis 08/30/18 9:57:27 PM #2:	slap her saggy titties <cite>Reis posted [p:907844185] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote>slap her saggy titties</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Devil_Katt_II 08/30/18 9:58:03 PM #3:	ask her to go jogging with you <cite>Devil_Katt_II posted [p:907844213] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote>ask her to go jogging with you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 08/30/18 9:58:11 PM #4:	Have her be on top and claim your pelvis is broken --- Trucking Legend Don Schneider <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:907844220] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote>Have her be on top and claim your pelvis is broken</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 08/30/18 9:58:16 PM #5:	@Cpt_Pineapple well? --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. https://imgur.com/YzjFA85 https://imgur.com/CqukfNH <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:907844224] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote>@Cpt_Pineapple well?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
REMercsChamp 08/30/18 9:58:30 PM #6:	Devil_Katt_II posted... ask her to go jogging with you --- Come check out my community board for NEET discussions: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1467-neet-discussions <cite>REMercsChamp posted [p:907844236] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote><cite>Devil_Katt_II posted...</cite> <quote>ask her to go jogging with you</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Le__seul_dieu__ 08/30/18 9:59:14 PM #7:	mooo bitch get out my hay --- http://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=Le%20Seul%20Dieu #1 Aurelion sol on GameFaqs <cite>Le__seul_dieu__ posted [p:907844264] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote>mooo bitch get out my hay</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 08/30/18 9:59:44 PM #8:	why's it matter --- https://imgur.com/UaVD352 <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:907844296] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote>why's it matter</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PhazonReborn 08/30/18 10:00:59 PM #9:	Devil_Katt_II posted... ask her to go jogging with you Running is hard Reis posted... slap her saggy titties She gains weight literally everywhere but her tits, its fucking bizarre KiwiTerraRizing posted... Have her be on top and claim your pelvis is broken That's why I have chronic back pain --- The Phazon you know and trust since 2004 <cite>PhazonReborn posted [p:907844346] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote><cite>Devil_Katt_II posted...</cite> <quote>ask her to go jogging with you</quote> Running is hard <cite>Reis posted...</cite> <quote>slap her saggy titties</quote> She gains weight literally everywhere but her tits, its fucking bizarre <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted...</cite> <quote>Have her be on top and claim your pelvis is broken</quote> That's why I have chronic back pain</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nomadic View 08/30/18 10:01:11 PM #10:	Tell her youre thinking about dieting or working out or something. If shes interested shell chime in. --- {}\\{}(o){}\\//{}//=\\{})){}(< \\//{}{{-{}//\\{} {}xxxxxxxx{};;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;> <cite>Nomadic View posted [p:907844356] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote>Tell her youre thinking about dieting or working out or something. If shes interested shell chime in.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PhazonReborn 08/30/18 10:02:11 PM #11:	Nomadic View posted... Tell her youre thinking about dieting or working out or something. If shes interested shell chime in. Ok, well I more or less did that and she went on a bitch fit about how I think shes fat and lazy. This woman is nuts bro --- The Phazon you know and trust since 2004 <cite>PhazonReborn posted [p:907844402] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote><cite>Nomadic View posted...</cite> <quote>Tell her youre thinking about dieting or working out or something. If shes interested shell chime in.</quote> Ok, well I more or less did that and she went on a bitch fit about how I think shes fat and lazy. This woman is nuts bro</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BuckVanHammer 08/30/18 10:03:12 PM #12:	Sounds like she already knows... --- Minimal, yet feature rich. <cite>BuckVanHammer posted [p:907844449] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote>Sounds like she already knows...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nomadic View 08/30/18 10:05:12 PM #14:	PhazonReborn posted... Nomadic View posted... Tell her youre thinking about dieting or working out or something. If shes interested shell chime in. Ok, well I more or less did that and she went on a bitch fit about how I think shes fat and lazy. This woman is nuts bro Sounds like she doesnt want to lose weight then. --- {}\\{}(o){}\\//{}//=\\{})){}(< \\//{}{{-{}//\\{} {}xxxxxxxx{};;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;> <cite>Nomadic View posted [p:907844543] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote><cite>PhazonReborn posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Nomadic View posted...</cite> <quote>Tell her youre thinking about dieting or working out or something. If shes interested shell chime in.</quote> Ok, well I more or less did that and she went on a bitch fit about how I think shes fat and lazy. This woman is nuts bro</quote> Sounds like she doesnt want to lose weight then.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joestarrr 08/30/18 10:05:26 PM #15:	PhazonReborn posted... Nomadic View posted... Tell her youre thinking about dieting or working out or something. If shes interested shell chime in. Ok, well I more or less did that and she went on a bitch fit about how I think shes fat and lazy. This woman is nuts bro whyd you marry her then --- she's a killer queen <cite>joestarrr posted [p:907844559] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote><cite>PhazonReborn posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Nomadic View posted...</cite> <quote>Tell her youre thinking about dieting or working out or something. If shes interested shell chime in.</quote> Ok, well I more or less did that and she went on a bitch fit about how I think shes fat and lazy. This woman is nuts bro</quote> whyd you marry her then</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eggcorn 08/30/18 10:05:30 PM #16:	Pay some random to walk by her and insult her. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. <cite>eggcorn posted [p:907844562] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote>Pay some random to walk by her and insult her.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 08/30/18 10:05:45 PM #17:	"you're fat" --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (Drafting): https://imgur.com/LnfbnNx <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:907844571] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote>"you're fat"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guy_Fieri 08/30/18 10:06:15 PM #18:	What would Scott Steiner do?? --- http://i.imgtc.com/NPs6IZ7.png timmy timmy timmy turner he be wishin for a burger <cite>Guy_Fieri posted [p:907844595] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote>What would Scott Steiner do??</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reis 08/30/18 10:06:24 PM #19:	when she's walking around, play the sound of a truck backing up <cite>Reis posted [p:907844602] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote>when she's walking around, play the sound of a truck backing up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aristoph 08/30/18 10:06:51 PM #20:	PhazonReborn posted... she went on a b** fit about how I think shes fat and lazy. Well...if the shoe doesn't fit anymore... --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules <cite>Aristoph posted [p:907844620] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote><cite>PhazonReborn posted...</cite> <quote>she went on a b** fit about how I think shes fat and lazy.</quote> Well...if the shoe doesn't fit anymore...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarqueeSeries 08/30/18 10:07:07 PM #21:	Tell her you're gonna leave her if she doesn't lose weight --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 <cite>MarqueeSeries posted [p:907844627] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote>Tell her you're gonna leave her if she doesn't lose weight</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli 08/30/18 10:09:32 PM #22:	Marriage is ugly --- Chicago, greatest city in the world! <cite>Flockaveli posted [p:907844745] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote>Marriage is ugly </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kobe8Bryant24 08/30/18 10:10:07 PM #23:	MarqueeSeries posted... Tell her you're gonna leave her if she doesn't lose weight He might as well actually leave if he says that. No one wants to be put in ultimatums. --- I was just letting the shots fly. You know, I don't leave any bullets in the chamber <cite>Kobe8Bryant24 posted [p:907844773] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote><cite>MarqueeSeries posted...</cite> <quote>Tell her you're gonna leave her if she doesn't lose weight</quote> He might as well actually leave if he says that. No one wants to be put in ultimatums.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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prince_leo 08/30/18 10:15:06 PM #25:	you should only marry someone that you can have an open conversation with --- https://imgur.com/uHUvpSH http://error1355.com/ce/prince_leo.html <cite>prince_leo posted [p:907845031] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote>you should only marry someone that you can have an open conversation with</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Daffadilio 08/30/18 10:23:58 PM #26:	BuckVanHammer posted... Sounds like she already knows... This. No one really needs to tell her, Im sure shes not oblivious. PhazonReborn posted... That's why I have chronic back pain At least youre having sex. --- You remind me of the times when I knew who I was... <cite>Daffadilio posted [p:907845466] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote><cite>BuckVanHammer posted...</cite> <quote>Sounds like she already knows...</quote> This. No one really needs to tell her, Im sure shes not oblivious. <cite>PhazonReborn posted...</cite> <quote>That's why I have chronic back pain</quote> At least youre having sex.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Daffadilio 08/30/18 10:31:23 PM #27:	Look, shes your wife. You live with her and know her life- why do YOU think shes putting on weight and what can you do to help her fix it, since apparently it bugs you this much? Has she had less time to cook/eat healthy? Pack her a healthy lunch for work or volunteer to make dinner a few times a week. Has she been more lazy/stagnant recently, and if so why? If shes constantly tired maybe its cuz you snore or she needs a new pillow- if her body hurts too much to exercise maybe you can give her massages. Maybe shes depressed cuz her husband is a dick about her weight- you married her, why dont you figure it out. --- You remind me of the times when I knew who I was... <cite>Daffadilio posted [p:907845819] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote>Look, shes your wife. You live with her and know her life- why do YOU think shes putting on weight and what can you do to help her fix it, since apparently it bugs you this much? Has she had less time to cook/eat healthy? Pack her a healthy lunch for work or volunteer to make dinner a few times a week. Has she been more lazy/stagnant recently, and if so why? If shes constantly tired maybe its cuz you snore or she needs a new pillow- if her body hurts too much to exercise maybe you can give her massages. Maybe shes depressed cuz her husband is a dick about her weight- you married her, why dont you figure it out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joestarrr 08/30/18 10:35:17 PM #28:	Daffadilio posted... Look, shes your wife. You live with her and know her life- why do YOU think shes putting on weight and what can you do to help her fix it, since apparently it bugs you this much? Has she had less time to cook/eat healthy? Pack her a healthy lunch for work or volunteer to make dinner a few times a week. Has she been more lazy/stagnant recently, and if so why? If shes constantly tired maybe its cuz you snore or she needs a new pillow- if her body hurts too much to exercise maybe you can give her massages. Maybe shes depressed cuz her husband is a dick about her weight- you married her, why dont you figure it out. exactly this is why daff is the best --- she's a killer queen <cite>joestarrr posted [p:907846006] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote><cite>Daffadilio posted...</cite> <quote>Look, shes your wife. You live with her and know her life- why do YOU think shes putting on weight and what can you do to help her fix it, since apparently it bugs you this much? Has she had less time to cook/eat healthy? Pack her a healthy lunch for work or volunteer to make dinner a few times a week. Has she been more lazy/stagnant recently, and if so why? If shes constantly tired maybe its cuz you snore or she needs a new pillow- if her body hurts too much to exercise maybe you can give her massages. Maybe shes depressed cuz her husband is a dick about her weight- you married her, why dont you figure it out.</quote> exactly this is why daff is the best</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sariana21 08/30/18 10:35:56 PM #29:	joestarrr posted... Daffadilio posted... Look, shes your wife. You live with her and know her life- why do YOU think shes putting on weight and what can you do to help her fix it, since apparently it bugs you this much? Has she had less time to cook/eat healthy? Pack her a healthy lunch for work or volunteer to make dinner a few times a week. Has she been more lazy/stagnant recently, and if so why? If shes constantly tired maybe its cuz you snore or she needs a new pillow- if her body hurts too much to exercise maybe you can give her massages. Maybe shes depressed cuz her husband is a dick about her weight- you married her, why dont you figure it out. exactly this is why daff is the best Nods in agreement. --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08) <cite>Sariana21 posted [p:907846031] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote><cite>joestarrr posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Daffadilio posted...</cite> <quote>Look, shes your wife. You live with her and know her life- why do YOU think shes putting on weight and what can you do to help her fix it, since apparently it bugs you this much? Has she had less time to cook/eat healthy? Pack her a healthy lunch for work or volunteer to make dinner a few times a week. Has she been more lazy/stagnant recently, and if so why? If shes constantly tired maybe its cuz you snore or she needs a new pillow- if her body hurts too much to exercise maybe you can give her massages. Maybe shes depressed cuz her husband is a dick about her weight- you married her, why dont you figure it out.</quote> exactly this is why daff is the best</quote> Nods in agreement.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weekoldhotdog 08/30/18 10:37:46 PM #30:	wife, you are a fucking fat cow, you lard goggling, t-rex arm waving....... oh wait I derailed and thought this was a topic about boogie2988 --- Y helo thar buttsecks <cite>weekoldhotdog posted [p:907846131] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote>wife, you are a fucking fat cow, you lard goggling, t-rex arm waving....... oh wait I derailed and thought this was a topic about boogie2988</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
El Mexicano Texano 08/30/18 10:39:50 PM #31:	Show her the ltg boogie video and tell her look at this guy make fun of this FAT guy --- http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn255/5EMTwE/GFaqs/Houston.jpg <cite>El Mexicano Texano posted [p:907846217] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote>Show her the ltg boogie video and tell her look at this guy make fun of this FAT guy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PhazonReborn 08/30/18 11:22:42 PM #32:	El Mexicano Texano posted... Show her the ltg boogie video and tell her look at this guy make fun of this FAT guy That sounds awesome I'll let you know how my divorce goes --- The Phazon you know and trust since 2004 <cite>PhazonReborn posted [p:907848201] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote><cite>El Mexicano Texano posted...</cite> <quote>Show her the ltg boogie video and tell her look at this guy make fun of this FAT guy</quote> That sounds awesome I'll let you know how my divorce goes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid Snake07 08/30/18 11:28:56 PM #33:	Uh, you don't. You just start making lifestyle changes and hope she gets with the program --- "People incapable of guilt usually do have a good time" -Detective Rust Cohle <cite>Solid Snake07 posted [p:907848482] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote>Uh, you don't. You just start making lifestyle changes and hope she gets with the program</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EternalDivide 08/30/18 11:52:23 PM #34:	Plan a mountain trip. Or request going for a jog. If she's at all self aware it should dawn on here she's out of shape. --- FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making. I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not. <cite>EternalDivide posted [p:907849574] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote>Plan a mountain trip. Or request going for a jog. If she's at all self aware it should dawn on here she's out of shape.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 08/31/18 11:02:55 AM #35:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvAJyRIA2Mo" data-time=" --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:907868012] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvAJyRIA2Mo" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SageHarpuia 08/31/18 11:04:42 AM #36:	After the divorce papers are signed --- "You will pay dearly for your futile resistance!" <cite>SageHarpuia posted [p:907868092] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote>After the divorce papers are signed</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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clearaflagrantj 08/31/18 11:08:59 AM #38:	My girlfriend used to be fat and now she's a shitlord and it's awesome <cite>clearaflagrantj posted [p:907868291] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote>My girlfriend used to be fat and now she's a shitlord and it's awesome</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 08/31/18 11:11:37 AM #39:	Fat people know they're fat. This is just you telling her that YOU think she's fat, and no there isn't a good way to do it --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg https://imgur.com/8kjZU <cite>eston posted [p:907868417] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote>Fat people know they're fat. This is just you telling her that YOU think she's fat, and no there isn't a good way to do it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Abyssea 08/31/18 11:12:39 AM #40:	"hey heifer" --- https://imgur.com/RrnQVUg <cite>Abyssea posted [p:907868461] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote>"hey heifer"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bobtuse 08/31/18 11:14:18 AM #41:	Pay a homeless person to call her fat. --- . <cite>bobtuse posted [p:907868533] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote>Pay a homeless person to call her fat.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PhazonReborn 08/31/18 12:11:45 PM #42:	bobtuse posted... Pay a homeless person to call her fat. That's helping the homeless so it's a good cause --- The Phazon you know and trust since 2004 <cite>PhazonReborn posted [p:907871163] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote><cite>bobtuse posted...</cite> <quote>Pay a homeless person to call her fat.</quote> That's helping the homeless so it's a good cause</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 08/31/18 4:47:12 PM #43:	PhazonReborn posted... bobtuse posted... Pay a homeless person to call her fat. That's helping the homeless so it's a good cause Well, say youll pay him then dont. --- Trucking Legend Don Schneider <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:907885273] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote><cite>PhazonReborn posted...</cite> <quote><cite>bobtuse posted...</cite> <quote>Pay a homeless person to call her fat.</quote> That's helping the homeless so it's a good cause</quote> Well, say youll pay him then dont.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PhazonReborn 08/31/18 4:47:45 PM #44:	KiwiTerraRizing posted... PhazonReborn posted... bobtuse posted... Pay a homeless person to call her fat. That's helping the homeless so it's a good cause Well, say youll pay him then dont. Very sneaky --- The Phazon you know and trust since 2004 <cite>PhazonReborn posted [p:907885303] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote><cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted...</cite> <quote><cite>PhazonReborn posted...</cite> <quote><cite>bobtuse posted...</cite> <quote>Pay a homeless person to call her fat.</quote> That's helping the homeless so it's a good cause</quote> Well, say youll pay him then dont.</quote> Very sneaky</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vermander 09/01/18 6:27:51 PM #45:	End your relationship or put up with it. Those are your options. --- Remember kids, Jesus died for your sins. So if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing. <cite>Vermander posted [p:907943207] in How do you... [t:76952596]...</cite> <quote>End your relationship or put up with it. Those are your options.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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