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SoundNetwork
08/31/18 11:34:40 AM
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Make a realistic fake beard? I want to be manly
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Pitlord_Special
08/31/18 11:35:44 AM
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Beard transplant
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K181
08/31/18 11:37:16 AM
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You have no hope but to instead hang out with even lesser manlets in the hopes of looking manly by comparison.

*strokes incredibly thick and glorious blond viking beard*
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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.
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SoundNetwork
08/31/18 11:37:37 AM
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Pitlord_Special posted...
Beard transplant

Don't they take it from your head? So I'll have a bald spot
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CommonJoe
08/31/18 11:42:12 AM
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SoundNetwork posted...
Pitlord_Special posted...
Beard transplant

Don't they take it from your head? So I'll have a bald spot


Just go full bald and put it all on ypur face
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Pitlord_Special
08/31/18 11:43:36 AM
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Maintaining a beard is a life of sacrifice friend

Sounds like you might not be ready for it
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stone
08/31/18 11:43:43 AM
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CommonJoe posted...
SoundNetwork posted...
Pitlord_Special posted...
Beard transplant

Don't they take it from your head? So I'll have a bald spot


Just go full bald and put it all on ypur face

Pubes make a wonderful beard.
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Chicken
08/31/18 11:46:07 AM
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Go back in time before you were born and kick your dad in the balls and hope the right sperm makes it this time.
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Flockaveli
08/31/18 11:56:56 AM
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I dont have a beard. You know what else I dont have? Hoes. Its not a coincidence.
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eston
08/31/18 11:57:46 AM
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Find a hairy friend and ask if you can have some of his trimmings
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CommonJoe
08/31/18 11:59:08 AM
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Chicken posted...
Go back in time before you were born and kick your dad in the balls and hope the right sperm makes it this time.


If he cant grow a beard its probably because someone kicked his dad in the balls
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a-c-a-b
08/31/18 12:00:04 PM
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I'll shave off mine and mail it to you. It grows back pretty quick so it's no big deal.
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