Poll of the Day > World's shortest relationship

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Yellow 09/02/18 11:50:59 PM #1:	Two girls drive past me. Girl: "Hey my girl here wants your number" Me: "...Oh" Girl: "FUCKING DICK" I squandered that one I guess. My 'Oh' sounded like a 'No' I think. "This happened" <cite>Yellow posted [p:908009996] in World's sh... [t:76961705]...</cite> <quote>Two girls drive past me. Girl: "Hey my girl here wants your number" Me: "...Oh" Girl: "FUCKING DICK" I squandered that one I guess. My 'Oh' sounded like a 'No' I think. "This happened"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 09/02/18 11:52:14 PM #2:	RIP your fucking dick --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:908010045] in World's sh... [t:76961705]...</cite> <quote>RIP your fucking dick</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
argonautweakend 09/02/18 11:52:22 PM #3:	I remember this one time I was at a restaurant and my sister and my friend totally wanted to write my number down on the check, so they did. before we left i wrote down something like "please dont call me my friends thought this would be funny" no calls, still a virgin. hell yeah <cite>argonautweakend posted [p:908010054] in World's sh... [t:76961705]...</cite> <quote>I remember this one time I was at a restaurant and my sister and my friend totally wanted to write my number down on the check, so they did. before we left i wrote down something like "please dont call me my friends thought this would be funny" no calls, still a virgin. hell yeah</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 09/02/18 11:58:26 PM #4:	The worst part is she might have been an old co-worker and I just didn't see her that well. One time a girl slapped my butt in the hallway and my self esteem was so low at the time I thought she was bullying me All these things I squander. <cite>Yellow posted [p:908010289] in World's sh... [t:76961705]...</cite> <quote>The worst part is she might have been an old co-worker and I just didn't see her that well. One time a girl slapped my butt in the hallway and my self esteem was so low at the time I thought she was bullying me All these things I squander.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blorfenburger 09/03/18 12:19:35 AM #5:	Damn guy you alright? --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. If you see a woman and you think she's thicc, she's probably not thicc. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. <cite>Blorfenburger posted [p:908011114] in World's sh... [t:76961705]...</cite> <quote>Damn guy you alright?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 09/03/18 12:42:25 AM #6:	Blorfenburger posted... Damn guy you alright? I'm trying to laugh it off as if it was a random stranger, but I can't brush off the feeling that I just told a girl I actually liked off without realizing it. <cite>Yellow posted [p:908011964] in World's sh... [t:76961705]...</cite> <quote><cite>Blorfenburger posted...</cite> <quote>Damn guy you alright?</quote> I'm trying to laugh it off as if it was a random stranger, but I can't brush off the feeling that I just told a girl I actually liked off without realizing it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jramirez23 09/03/18 12:44:29 AM #7:	--- I consider it completely unimportant who in the party will vote, or how; but what is extraordinarily important is this who will count the votes, and how. <cite>jramirez23 posted [p:908012048] in World's sh... [t:76961705]...</cite> <quote> --- I consider it completely unimportant who in the party will vote, or how; but what is extraordinarily important is this who will count the votes, and how.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GanglyKhan 09/03/18 12:55:12 AM #8:	I was fully expecting a picture of two midgets. <cite>GanglyKhan posted [p:908012440] in World's sh... [t:76961705]...</cite> <quote>I was fully expecting a picture of two midgets.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
J_Dawg983 09/03/18 4:10:44 AM #9:	You should discuss this more with some incels, they can sympathize and put you down the right path. --- RSN: Pridefc PSN: Jaosin <cite>J_Dawg983 posted [p:908017693] in World's sh... [t:76961705]...</cite> <quote>You should discuss this more with some incels, they can sympathize and put you down the right path.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 09/03/18 10:03:24 AM #10:	J_Dawg983 posted... You should discuss this more with some incels, they can sympathize and put you down the right path. Stfu <cite>Yellow posted [p:908025260] in World's sh... [t:76961705]...</cite> <quote><cite>J_Dawg983 posted...</cite> <quote>You should discuss this more with some incels, they can sympathize and put you down the right path.</quote> Stfu</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 09/03/18 10:25:33 AM #11:	Today is my one year wedding anniversary. --- "I'm probably one of the few here who would actually make it a real fight" - Ohhhja 8/14/18 PSN - SunWuKung420 <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:908026061] in World's sh... [t:76961705]...</cite> <quote>Today is my one year wedding anniversary.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 09/03/18 10:35:37 AM #12:	SunWuKung420 posted... Today is my one year wedding anniversary. For some reason, I thought you were married for more than a year... And Happy Anniversary! --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:908026388] in World's sh... [t:76961705]...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote>Today is my one year wedding anniversary.</quote> For some reason, I thought you were married for more than a year... And Happy Anniversary!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rogerskg1979 09/03/18 10:43:48 AM #13:	That's not a relationship TC. Otherwise by the same logic any time a guy asks a girl out and gets rejected, then that would be a relationship too. <cite>rogerskg1979 posted [p:908026685] in World's sh... [t:76961705]...</cite> <quote>That's not a relationship TC. Otherwise by the same logic any time a guy asks a girl out and gets rejected, then that would be a relationship too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 09/03/18 10:44:10 AM #14:	@J_Dawg983 Sorry, I'm very pissy right now. I just slept in a car. SunWuKung420 posted... Today is my one year wedding anniversary. Shit, happy anniversary <cite>Yellow posted [p:908026699] in World's sh... [t:76961705]...</cite> <quote>@J_Dawg983 Sorry, I'm very pissy right now. I just slept in a car. <cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote>Today is my one year wedding anniversary.</quote> Shit, happy anniversary</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 09/03/18 10:46:22 AM #15:	LinkPizza posted... SunWuKung420 posted... Today is my one year wedding anniversary. For some reason, I thought you were married for more than a year... And Happy Anniversary! Thanks. --- "I'm probably one of the few here who would actually make it a real fight" - Ohhhja 8/14/18 PSN - SunWuKung420 <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:908026777] in World's sh... [t:76961705]...</cite> <quote><cite>LinkPizza posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote>Today is my one year wedding anniversary.</quote> For some reason, I thought you were married for more than a year... And Happy Anniversary!</quote> Thanks.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 09/03/18 10:46:42 AM #16:	Yellow posted... happy anniversary Thanks --- "I'm probably one of the few here who would actually make it a real fight" - Ohhhja 8/14/18 PSN - SunWuKung420 <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:908026789] in World's sh... [t:76961705]...</cite> <quote><cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote>happy anniversary</quote> Thanks</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 09/03/18 10:53:05 AM #17:	SunWuKung420 posted... LinkPizza posted... SunWuKung420 posted... Today is my one year wedding anniversary. For some reason, I thought you were married for more than a year... And Happy Anniversary! Thanks. Doing anything special? Like dinner or something? --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:908027066] in World's sh... [t:76961705]...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>LinkPizza posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote>Today is my one year wedding anniversary.</quote> For some reason, I thought you were married for more than a year... And Happy Anniversary!</quote> Thanks.</quote> Doing anything special? Like dinner or something?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 09/03/18 11:00:09 AM #18:	LinkPizza posted... SunWuKung420 posted... LinkPizza posted... SunWuKung420 posted... Today is my one year wedding anniversary. For some reason, I thought you were married for more than a year... And Happy Anniversary! Thanks. Doing anything special? Like dinner or something? It's her aunt and uncle's 30th anniversary as well. They are hosting a bbq after we all go slow tubing down a river. Labor day tubing is a family tradition. --- "I'm probably one of the few here who would actually make it a real fight" - Ohhhja 8/14/18 PSN - SunWuKung420 <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:908027355] in World's sh... [t:76961705]...</cite> <quote><cite>LinkPizza posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>LinkPizza posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote>Today is my one year wedding anniversary.</quote> For some reason, I thought you were married for more than a year... And Happy Anniversary!</quote> Thanks.</quote> Doing anything special? Like dinner or something?</quote> It's her aunt and uncle's 30th anniversary as well. They are hosting a bbq after we all go slow tubing down a river. Labor day tubing is a family tradition.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SkynyrdRocker 09/03/18 11:06:07 AM #19:	Why did you get married on the same day as her aunt and uncle <cite>SkynyrdRocker posted [p:908027620] in World's sh... [t:76961705]...</cite> <quote>Why did you get married on the same day as her aunt and uncle</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 09/03/18 11:15:18 AM #20:	SkynyrdRocker posted... Why did you get married on the same day as her aunt and uncle Holiday weekend weddings and anniversaries are the best. --- "I'm probably one of the few here who would actually make it a real fight" - Ohhhja 8/14/18 PSN - SunWuKung420 <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:908028042] in World's sh... [t:76961705]...</cite> <quote><cite>SkynyrdRocker posted...</cite> <quote>Why did you get married on the same day as her aunt and uncle</quote> Holiday weekend weddings and anniversaries are the best.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 09/03/18 12:16:30 PM #21:	All I got is a 50 year old drunk lady stroking my long hair(back then) and asking me about my life. I thought she was doing it for a dare and flat out said "I don't take any of this seriously as it's for a dare and you seems drunk" when she asked if I thought it was weird she was hitting on me. She said "it's not" but then went over to a group of older men she was with and gave them the lowdown. She didn't bother taking to me again after that so. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/kDysIcd <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:908030889] in World's sh... [t:76961705]...</cite> <quote>All I got is a 50 year old drunk lady stroking my long hair(back then) and asking me about my life. I thought she was doing it for a dare and flat out said "I don't take any of this seriously as it's for a dare and you seems drunk" when she asked if I thought it was weird she was hitting on me. She said "it's not" but then went over to a group of older men she was with and gave them the lowdown. She didn't bother taking to me again after that so. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
faramir77 09/03/18 12:57:52 PM #22:	When I worked for Safeway we had this really shitty employee who worked for us for a few months. He never showered, was lazy af, and would hit on female customers. One day, I was the supervisor on staff and we had a woman in her early 30s lay a formal complaint against the employee for harassment. I took her complaint and completed the report. She said she felt like he was interrogating her, which was "especially wrong because he's ugly as shit". Right as I finished the report she was like "now you have my number. I wouldn't mind if you interrogated me sometime. I'd let you interrogate me all night long if you wanted to". Blew my fucking mind that she'd be dense enough to file a report for harassment and then IMMEDIATELY harass an employee herself. --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCtAUrZbUk -- Defeating the Running Man of Ocarina of Time in a race since 01/17/2009. -- <cite>faramir77 posted [p:908032802] in World's sh... [t:76961705]...</cite> <quote>When I worked for Safeway we had this really shitty employee who worked for us for a few months. He never showered, was lazy af, and would hit on female customers. One day, I was the supervisor on staff and we had a woman in her early 30s lay a formal complaint against the employee for harassment. I took her complaint and completed the report. She said she felt like he was interrogating her, which was "especially wrong because he's ugly as shit". Right as I finished the report she was like "now you have my number. I wouldn't mind if you interrogated me sometime. I'd let you interrogate me all night long if you wanted to". Blew my fucking mind that she'd be dense enough to file a report for harassment and then IMMEDIATELY harass an employee herself.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
J_Dawg983 09/03/18 1:02:11 PM #23:	faramir77 posted... When I worked for Safeway we had this really shitty employee who worked for us for a few months. He never showered, was lazy af, and would hit on female customers. One day, I was the supervisor on staff and we had a woman in her early 30s lay a formal complaint against the employee for harassment. I took her complaint and completed the report. She said she felt like he was interrogating her, which was "especially wrong because he's ugly as shit". Right as I finished the report she was like "now you have my number. I wouldn't mind if you interrogated me sometime. I'd let you interrogate me all night long if you wanted to". Blew my fucking mind that she'd be dense enough to file a report for harassment and then IMMEDIATELY harass an employee herself. But you still did her, right? --- RSN: Pridefc PSN: Jaosin <cite>J_Dawg983 posted [p:908033003] in World's sh... [t:76961705]...</cite> <quote><cite>faramir77 posted...</cite> <quote>When I worked for Safeway we had this really shitty employee who worked for us for a few months. He never showered, was lazy af, and would hit on female customers. One day, I was the supervisor on staff and we had a woman in her early 30s lay a formal complaint against the employee for harassment. I took her complaint and completed the report. She said she felt like he was interrogating her, which was "especially wrong because he's ugly as shit". Right as I finished the report she was like "now you have my number. I wouldn't mind if you interrogated me sometime. I'd let you interrogate me all night long if you wanted to". Blew my fucking mind that she'd be dense enough to file a report for harassment and then IMMEDIATELY harass an employee herself.</quote> But you still did her, right?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 09/03/18 1:18:05 PM #24:	faramir77 posted... Right as I finished the report she was like "now you have my number. I wouldn't mind if you interrogated me sometime. I'd let you interrogate me all night long if you wanted to". Was she hot though? --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/kDysIcd <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:908033796] in World's sh... [t:76961705]...</cite> <quote><cite>faramir77 posted...</cite> <quote>Right as I finished the report she was like "now you have my number. I wouldn't mind if you interrogated me sometime. I'd let you interrogate me all night long if you wanted to".</quote> Was she hot though?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OhhhJa 09/03/18 1:27:44 PM #25:	faramir77 posted... Blew my f*ing mind that she'd be dense enough to file a report for harassment and then IMMEDIATELY harass an employee herself. You cant be serious... <cite>OhhhJa posted [p:908034321] in World's sh... [t:76961705]...</cite> <quote><cite>faramir77 posted...</cite> <quote>Blew my f*ing mind that she'd be dense enough to file a report for harassment and then IMMEDIATELY harass an employee herself.</quote> You cant be serious...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
faramir77 09/03/18 1:45:42 PM #26:	wwinterj25 posted... faramir77 posted... Right as I finished the report she was like "now you have my number. I wouldn't mind if you interrogated me sometime. I'd let you interrogate me all night long if you wanted to". Was she hot though? Not really. Like a 4 or 5/10. --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCtAUrZbUk -- Defeating the Running Man of Ocarina of Time in a race since 01/17/2009. -- <cite>faramir77 posted [p:908035215] in World's sh... [t:76961705]...</cite> <quote><cite>wwinterj25 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>faramir77 posted...</cite> <quote>Right as I finished the report she was like "now you have my number. I wouldn't mind if you interrogated me sometime. I'd let you interrogate me all night long if you wanted to".</quote> Was she hot though?</quote> Not really. Like a 4 or 5/10.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jramirez23 09/03/18 2:22:02 PM #27:	faramir77 posted... wwinterj25 posted... faramir77 posted... Right as I finished the report she was like "now you have my number. I wouldn't mind if you interrogated me sometime. I'd let you interrogate me all night long if you wanted to". Was she hot though? Not really. Like a 4 or 5/10. lmao --- I consider it completely unimportant who in the party will vote, or how; but what is extraordinarily important is this who will count the votes, and how. <cite>jramirez23 posted [p:908037019] in World's sh... [t:76961705]...</cite> <quote><cite>faramir77 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>wwinterj25 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>faramir77 posted...</cite> <quote>Right as I finished the report she was like "now you have my number. I wouldn't mind if you interrogated me sometime. I'd let you interrogate me all night long if you wanted to".</quote> Was she hot though?</quote> Not really. Like a 4 or 5/10.</quote> lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 09/03/18 9:38:51 PM #28:	faramir77 posted... Not really. Like a 4 or 5/10. Ah. Well better off avoiding that then. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/kDysIcd <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:908061692] in World's sh... [t:76961705]...</cite> <quote><cite>faramir77 posted...</cite> <quote>Not really. Like a 4 or 5/10.</quote> Ah. Well better off avoiding that then.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 09/03/18 9:40:40 PM #29:	Yellow posted... Two girls drive past me. Girl: "Hey my girl here wants your number" Me: "...Oh" Girl: "FUCKING DICK" I squandered that one I guess. My 'Oh' sounded like a 'No' I think. "This happened" That or they were just winding you up. --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. <cite>Zeus posted [p:908061807] in World's sh... [t:76961705]...</cite> <quote><cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote>Two girls drive past me. Girl: "Hey my girl here wants your number" Me: "...Oh" Girl: "FUCKING DICK" I squandered that one I guess. My 'Oh' sounded like a 'No' I think. "This happened"</quote> That or they were just winding you up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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