Board 8 > Guess the Ulti review

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Ulti has like a hundred reviews each the length of Moby Dick. Sprinkled throughout are some awesome tidbits and non-sequiturs. I figure it may be fun to try and guess which review the quotes are from. You can probably just Google the quote so it'll be an honor system that you didn't cheat.

Whoever guesses the review correctly can post the next quote. So, here's the first quote.

Nope. Still garbage. The literal only improvement on the PS4 version compared to PC is that it runs properly, which puts all of that "PC master race" nonsense to rest for good.

Oh and Ulti I hope you realize this is in good fun. I've been checking out your reviews for years and they're all pretty entertaining.
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Diablo 3?

Surprise, theyre all bad because he has terrible opinions.

Stop feeding him. He lives on this attention. One look at his pathetic Twitter is proof hes begging for attention all day.

I like how the criteria for a review being bad to this guy is disagreeing with an opinion presented within it
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OliviaTremor posted...

I've been checking out your reviews for years and they're all pretty entertaining.

don't let his head get too big
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Ultis politics are abysmal and attitude can sometimes be worse, but hes usually super fun to read as a reviewer, whether its for a game or a PCA. Ulti PCA in 2015 is what really kept me on the board after it was done!

Anyway, I think thats Diablo 3.
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tag

also hopefully you'll keep posting more even if/when people don't guess them right away immediately
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No one has guessed correctly so far. Diablo 3 was a pretty good answer though. Also,

Lopen posted...

I like how the criteria for a review being bad to this guy is disagreeing with an opinion presented within it

This. You might disagree with his opinions but Ulti can write, tangents and all.
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Solioxrz362 posted...

OliviaTremor posted...

I've been checking out your reviews for years and they're all pretty entertaining.

don't let his head get too big

Too late.
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The reviews are bad because they are rambling nonsense with no sense of what makes a good game
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Ulti can write when he keeps his soapbox agenda tangents to a minimum. I'm okay with some going off topic but it gets really cringey when he basically square pegs an excuse to rant about something mostly unrelated to the thing he's reviewing.

But this would be a problem whether I agreed or disagreed with said rant.
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Here's another quote from the same review. Just guess the game guys

Let other people be suckers with their money. You should be careful with your money, because for every good end result like Undertale, there are hundreds and hundreds of _______.
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Literally Obsessed: The Game
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Dark Souls, probably
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Nope, not Dark Souls.
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I figured that hint would make it pretty easy to guess. There are only two games I can immediately think of that so highly disappointed backers.
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Gotta be Mighty # 9
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Ulti couldnt beat Dark Souls.

Or Nioh for that matter LOL

Didn't Duke Nukem Forever also have some crowd funding?
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Correct! It was Mighty No 9.

Yooka-Laylee would be the other one that disappointed backers, especially in comparison to A Hat In Time.

Anyone else want to post a quote?
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I have no idea on that one. That seems like it could be anything.
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Niceeeeee
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