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Volkswagen_Bros 09/06/18 11:31:56 AM #1: |
Female co-worker, recent transfer, comes in with highlights on her ponytail, I tell her "Your ponytail reminds me of a skunk's tail". She looks at me weird.
Minutes later, I tell her "You almost hit me with your ponytail when you turned your head a while ago", she says "I did? I almost hit you with my 'skunk tail'? I'm sorry", I say "Yes you did.... but you are forgiven.... though I actually wouldn't had mind...." mmmm --- Look! my foot is on the rope! My FOOT is on the rope. If it weren't for that ref, I would've been champion! - Alexa Bliss ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Buzz Killjoy 09/06/18 11:33:02 AM #2: |
0
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Garioshi 09/06/18 11:33:05 AM #3: |
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MeIon Bread 09/06/18 11:33:07 AM #4: |
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Weezy_Tha_Don 09/06/18 11:35:23 AM #5: |
wish I had more hands so I could give this 4 thumbs down
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monkmith 09/06/18 11:39:18 AM #6: |
on the scale of 0 to sexual harassment i think this probably rates a sit down with HR.
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Volkswagen_Bros 09/06/18 11:50:40 AM #7: |
I have a thing for girls in ponytails. I just wanna grab 'em, tug 'em, swirl 'em, and sniff 'em.
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PhazonReborn 09/06/18 11:51:27 AM #8: |
Have a seat
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Mystery_Mission 09/06/18 11:51:37 AM #9: |
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E32005 09/06/18 11:55:50 AM #10: |
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pinky0926 09/06/18 11:56:58 AM #11: |
You're like a playable character in a Bioware game that picked all the worst possible dialogue options
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AlecSkorpio 09/06/18 11:58:59 AM #12: |
pinky0926 posted...
You're like a playable character in a Bioware game that picked all the worst possible dialogue options This is so accurate omg --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AvlButtslam 09/06/18 12:05:36 PM #13: |
Rofl
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TheoryzC 09/06/18 12:08:40 PM #14: |
pinky0926 posted...
You're like a playable character in a Bioware game that picked all the worst possible dialogue options --- This is where my sigs suppose to be. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Volkswagen_Bros 09/06/18 2:28:54 PM #15: |
You having a laugh there, mate.
Well so am I. --- Look! my foot is on the rope! My FOOT is on the rope. If it weren't for that ref, I would've been champion! - Alexa Bliss ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alexanaxela 09/06/18 2:47:29 PM #16: |
-1/10
basically pinky0926 posted... You're like a playable character in a Bioware game that picked all the worst possible dialogue options --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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