Poll of the Day > She's stupid pretty (and he's pretty stupid)

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Nomak-54
09/07/18 9:23:24 PM
#1:


Lonely loser chewing a toothpick
Lost in the dark,trying to turn on the lights
He just wants the one
She wants something to bite tonight

She took her skirt off, he didn't notice
He gave her a hug
She wanted a kiss
He missed the signs so she found a different guy
So sorry,Jack!
But better luck next time!
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Cacciato
09/07/18 9:52:18 PM
#2:


Before you make more of these topics you should ask yourself are the other users gonna make fun of me?, because the answer is: https://imgur.com/1FKQGO0
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BADoglick
09/07/18 10:20:12 PM
#3:


This topic isn't a very good one
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Nomak-54
09/08/18 10:47:44 AM
#4:


Cacciato posted...
Before you make more of these topics you should ask yourself are the other users gonna make fun of me?, because the answer is: https://imgur.com/1FKQGO0


Better question: Are you a fucking dickhead?
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Sarcasthma
09/08/18 10:52:02 AM
#5:


Yo listen up, here's the story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue
Like him, inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue Corvette
And everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen
I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is the color of all that I wear
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Blue are the people here that walk around
Blue like my Corvette, it's in and outside
Blue are the words I say and what I think
Blue are the feelings that live inside me
I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is the color of all that I wear
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Blue are the people here that walk around
Blue like my Corvette, it's in and outside
Blue are the words I say and what I think
Blue are the feelings that live inside me
I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
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SkynyrdRocker
09/08/18 12:57:12 PM
#6:


But God forbid you ever have to wake up and hear the news
Cause then you really might know what it's like to have to lose
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Sarcasthma
09/08/18 1:01:14 PM
#7:


SkynyrdRocker posted...
But God forbid you ever have to wake up and hear the news
Cause then you really might know what it's like to have to lose

I love that song.
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Firewood18
09/08/18 1:34:11 PM
#8:


Sing me another verse,
Worse than the other verse...
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OhhhJa
09/08/18 1:35:39 PM
#9:


Nomak-54 posted...
Cacciato posted...
Before you make more of these topics you should ask yourself are the other users gonna make fun of me?, because the answer is: https://imgur.com/1FKQGO0


Better question: Are you a fucking dickhead?

The answer: yes he is
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Cacciato
09/08/18 1:38:04 PM
#10:


Nomak-54 posted...
Cacciato posted...
Before you make more of these topics you should ask yourself are the other users gonna make fun of me?, because the answer is: https://imgur.com/1FKQGO0


Better question: Are you a fucking dickhead?

https://imgur.com/1FKQGO0
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