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green butter 09/09/18 8:10:41 PM #1:	my coworkers keep trying to start convos with me about sports & im sick of being the weird guy at work. i know how to play football but know pretty much nothing else about it besides that, idk how people follow it because there are so many players & games going on and shit. how do you guys follow it, i need to fake it so people think i am a valid man --- https://imgur.com/LhwwG <cite>green butter posted [p:908431892] in how do i g... [t:76985062]...</cite> <quote>my coworkers keep trying to start convos with me about sports & im sick of being the weird guy at work. i know how to play football but know pretty much nothing else about it besides that, idk how people follow it because there are so many players & games going on and shit. how do you guys follow it, i need to fake it so people think i am a valid man</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Breasts 09/09/18 8:11:21 PM #2:	play madden it will help <cite>Breasts posted [p:908431929] in how do i g... [t:76985062]...</cite> <quote>play madden it will help</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dontIoseyourway 09/09/18 8:11:23 PM #3:	Just agree with whatever they say. <cite>dontIoseyourway posted [p:908431931] in how do i g... [t:76985062]...</cite> <quote>Just agree with whatever they say.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XxKrazyChaosxX 09/09/18 8:11:32 PM #4:	What state do you live in? --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone <cite>XxKrazyChaosxX posted [p:908431937] in how do i g... [t:76985062]...</cite> <quote>What state do you live in?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CableZL 09/09/18 8:11:51 PM #5:	Playing Madden will definitely help you learn the game --- https://imgur.com/ByKGlJb https://imgur.com/nZdaA8D https://imgur.com/VBLBILg <cite>CableZL posted [p:908431960] in how do i g... [t:76985062]...</cite> <quote>Playing Madden will definitely help you learn the game</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Complete_Idi0t 09/09/18 8:13:12 PM #6:	Just endlessly repeat "defense wins championships" and you'll know as much about football as the average officegoer <cite>Complete_Idi0t posted [p:908432042] in how do i g... [t:76985062]...</cite> <quote>Just endlessly repeat "defense wins championships" and you'll know as much about football as the average officegoer</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 09/09/18 8:14:02 PM #7:	I used to be a hardcore sports fan. You are actually better off the way you are now. You aren't weird. Trust me. I actually enjoy all the free time I have now that I'm not spending 10-16 hours watching football on the weekends. --- Currently playing: Monster Hunter World (xbone), H1Z1 (ps4), Castlevania 4 (snes), Spiderman (ps4) <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:908432092] in how do i g... [t:76985062]...</cite> <quote>I used to be a hardcore sports fan. You are actually better off the way you are now. You aren't weird. Trust me. I actually enjoy all the free time I have now that I'm not spending 10-16 hours watching football on the weekends.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MonkeySee 09/09/18 8:14:16 PM #8:	Don't. If they won't accept you for who you are, they're not the kind of people you want to be around anyway. Find people who will love you for who you are. <cite>MonkeySee posted [p:908432102] in how do i g... [t:76985062]...</cite> <quote>Don't. If they won't accept you for who you are, they're not the kind of people you want to be around anyway. Find people who will love you for who you are.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
blablablax17 09/09/18 8:15:29 PM #9:	Pay for an overpriced cable sports package. Watch. ??? Profit. --- Derp <cite>blablablax17 posted [p:908432173] in how do i g... [t:76985062]...</cite> <quote>Pay for an overpriced cable sports package. Watch. ??? Profit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Freddie_Mercury 09/09/18 8:16:18 PM #10:	did you see that ludicrous display last night? --- booty on the outside <cite>Freddie_Mercury posted [p:908432216] in how do i g... [t:76985062]...</cite> <quote>did you see that ludicrous display last night?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BJ-blazkowics 09/09/18 8:18:59 PM #11:	Breasts posted... play madden it will help This may sound like a joke but it's not. It works. --- Long live The Fam! They hate us 'cuz they ain't us! <cite>BJ-blazkowics posted [p:908432366] in how do i g... [t:76985062]...</cite> <quote><cite>Breasts posted...</cite> <quote>play madden it will help</quote> This may sound like a joke but it's not. It works.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
green butter 09/09/18 8:21:58 PM #12:	XxKrazyChaosxX posted... What state do you live in? new jersey CableZL posted... Playing Madden will definitely help you learn the game like learning all the players and shit? one of my issues is following scores, players, being able to reference the "history" of football etc. there is pretty much no leisure activity that im able to follow as closely as ppl follow football SauI_Goodman posted... I used to be a hardcore sports fan. You are actually better off the way you are now. You aren't weird. Trust me. I actually enjoy all the free time I have now that I'm not spending 10-16 hours watching football on the weekends. i want to be able to casually discuss football with coworkers and new ppl i meet, my lack of knowledge of the sport atm is extremely embarrassing. i probably cant name a single player besides odell beckham jr & tom brady --- https://imgur.com/LhwwG <cite>green butter posted [p:908432520] in how do i g... [t:76985062]...</cite> <quote><cite>XxKrazyChaosxX posted...</cite> <quote>What state do you live in?</quote> new jersey <cite>CableZL posted...</cite> <quote>Playing Madden will definitely help you learn the game</quote> like learning all the players and shit? one of my issues is following scores, players, being able to reference the "history" of football etc. there is pretty much no leisure activity that im able to follow as closely as ppl follow football <cite>SauI_Goodman posted...</cite> <quote>I used to be a hardcore sports fan. You are actually better off the way you are now. You aren't weird. Trust me. I actually enjoy all the free time I have now that I'm not spending 10-16 hours watching football on the weekends.</quote> i want to be able to casually discuss football with coworkers and new ppl i meet, my lack of knowledge of the sport atm is extremely embarrassing. i probably cant name a single player besides odell beckham jr & tom brady</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
green butter 09/09/18 8:37:01 PM #13:	bump --- https://imgur.com/LhwwG <cite>green butter posted [p:908433393] in how do i g... [t:76985062]...</cite> <quote>bump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DanHarenChamp 09/09/18 8:40:05 PM #14:	I second the Madden suggestion. Playing fifa is how I learned so many soccer players --- literally the pacers <cite>DanHarenChamp posted [p:908433582] in how do i g... [t:76985062]...</cite> <quote>I second the Madden suggestion. Playing fifa is how I learned so many soccer players</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
alimajor 09/09/18 8:45:49 PM #15:	green butter posted... XxKrazyChaosxX posted... What state do you live in? new jersey CableZL posted... Playing Madden will definitely help you learn the game like learning all the players and shit? one of my issues is following scores, players, being able to reference the "history" of football etc. there is pretty much no leisure activity that im able to follow as closely as ppl follow football SauI_Goodman posted... I used to be a hardcore sports fan. You are actually better off the way you are now. You aren't weird. Trust me. I actually enjoy all the free time I have now that I'm not spending 10-16 hours watching football on the weekends. i want to be able to casually discuss football with coworkers and new ppl i meet, my lack of knowledge of the sport atm is extremely embarrassing. i probably cant name a single player besides odell beckham jr & tom brady If youre from Jersey just follow the Jets. Theyre usually so bad that people will just snicker at you shake their head and leave you alone <cite>alimajor posted [p:908433925] in how do i g... [t:76985062]...</cite> <quote><cite>green butter posted...</cite> <quote><cite>XxKrazyChaosxX posted...</cite> <quote>What state do you live in?</quote> new jersey <cite>CableZL posted...</cite> <quote>Playing Madden will definitely help you learn the game</quote> like learning all the players and shit? one of my issues is following scores, players, being able to reference the "history" of football etc. there is pretty much no leisure activity that im able to follow as closely as ppl follow football <cite>SauI_Goodman posted...</cite> <quote>I used to be a hardcore sports fan. You are actually better off the way you are now. You aren't weird. Trust me. I actually enjoy all the free time I have now that I'm not spending 10-16 hours watching football on the weekends.</quote> i want to be able to casually discuss football with coworkers and new ppl i meet, my lack of knowledge of the sport atm is extremely embarrassing. i probably cant name a single player besides odell beckham jr & tom brady</quote> If youre from Jersey just follow the Jets. Theyre usually so bad that people will just snicker at you shake their head and leave you alone</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MegaTech 09/09/18 8:47:40 PM #16:	Follow one team and then slowly branch out. --- There's gloom and fear in my heart when a culture fades; I drip a tear for the art and I adulterate. https://imgur.com/c8xCRi7 - CoolbeansAvi <cite>MegaTech posted [p:908434039] in how do i g... [t:76985062]...</cite> <quote>Follow one team and then slowly branch out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
green butter 09/09/18 8:48:09 PM #17:	alimajor posted... If youre from Jersey just follow the Jets. Theyre usually so bad that people will just snicker at you shake their head and leave you alone my whole family are giants fans but all my coworkers are eagles fans because i work pretty close to philly --- https://imgur.com/LhwwG <cite>green butter posted [p:908434071] in how do i g... [t:76985062]...</cite> <quote><cite>alimajor posted...</cite> <quote>If youre from Jersey just follow the Jets. Theyre usually so bad that people will just snicker at you shake their head and leave you alone </quote> my whole family are giants fans but all my coworkers are eagles fans because i work pretty close to philly</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Squall28 09/09/18 8:48:18 PM #18:	Pick a team and tie your entire self-worth into their performance. If they do well, it means you are amazing. If they do bad, it means you suck. --- If you're going through hell, keep going. -Winston Churchill <cite>Squall28 posted [p:908434077] in how do i g... [t:76985062]...</cite> <quote>Pick a team and tie your entire self-worth into their performance. If they do well, it means you are amazing. If they do bad, it means you suck.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 09/09/18 8:48:48 PM #19:	Honestly Fantasy football I know it's a little late for this year, but I've learned a shitload more football solely as a result of researching for fantasy purposes --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (0-0): https://imgur.com/c164HwF <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:908434106] in how do i g... [t:76985062]...</cite> <quote>Honestly Fantasy football I know it's a little late for this year, but I've learned a shitload more football solely as a result of researching for fantasy purposes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
alimajor 09/09/18 8:53:27 PM #20:	green butter posted... alimajor posted... If youre from Jersey just follow the Jets. Theyre usually so bad that people will just snicker at you shake their head and leave you alone my whole family are giants fans but all my coworkers are eagles fans because i work pretty close to philly If you go with either of those teams prepare for an argument from whoever you choose against lol the fan bases are super passionate. Id just bandwagon the eagles though if you want to choose between the two. <cite>alimajor posted [p:908434378] in how do i g... [t:76985062]...</cite> <quote><cite>green butter posted...</cite> <quote><cite>alimajor posted...</cite> <quote>If youre from Jersey just follow the Jets. Theyre usually so bad that people will just snicker at you shake their head and leave you alone </quote> my whole family are giants fans but all my coworkers are eagles fans because i work pretty close to philly</quote> If you go with either of those teams prepare for an argument from whoever you choose against lol the fan bases are super passionate. Id just bandwagon the eagles though if you want to choose between the two.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
green butter 09/09/18 8:58:40 PM #21:	alimajor posted... green butter posted... alimajor posted... If youre from Jersey just follow the Jets. Theyre usually so bad that people will just snicker at you shake their head and leave you alone my whole family are giants fans but all my coworkers are eagles fans because i work pretty close to philly If you go with either of those teams prepare for an argument from whoever you choose against lol the fan bases are super passionate. Id just bandwagon the eagles though if you want to choose between the two. i dont own enough pairs of sweatpants to be a true philly sports fan tho --- https://imgur.com/LhwwG <cite>green butter posted [p:908434699] in how do i g... [t:76985062]...</cite> <quote><cite>alimajor posted...</cite> <quote><cite>green butter posted...</cite> <quote><cite>alimajor posted...</cite> <quote>If youre from Jersey just follow the Jets. Theyre usually so bad that people will just snicker at you shake their head and leave you alone </quote> my whole family are giants fans but all my coworkers are eagles fans because i work pretty close to philly</quote> If you go with either of those teams prepare for an argument from whoever you choose against lol the fan bases are super passionate. Id just bandwagon the eagles though if you want to choose between the two.</quote> i dont own enough pairs of sweatpants to be a true philly sports fan tho</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PrettyBoyFloyd 09/09/18 9:00:33 PM #22:	All sports do is spread misery and suffering. --- The Evil Republicans - Est.2004 - WoT [Government Destabilizing Branch] <cite>PrettyBoyFloyd posted [p:908434812] in how do i g... [t:76985062]...</cite> <quote>All sports do is spread misery and suffering.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Parappa09 09/10/18 12:48:03 PM #23:	watch redzone pick a team and keep up to date with them play fantasy football (although can be tricky to keep up with weekly) --- https://imgur.com/us5qLQb http://beta.last.fm/user/Jay92Jay <cite>Parappa09 posted [p:908470853] in how do i g... [t:76985062]...</cite> <quote>watch redzone pick a team and keep up to date with them play fantasy football (although can be tricky to keep up with weekly)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Steve Nick 09/10/18 12:50:49 PM #24:	Just buy Madden 19 and play it. Within a week or two you'll know most of the good players by heart. Knowing the players names is all you really need. If people see that you know the names of players, then it's obvious you know what you're talking about. --- This is my signature. <cite>Steve Nick posted [p:908471008] in how do i g... [t:76985062]...</cite> <quote>Just buy Madden 19 and play it. Within a week or two you'll know most of the good players by heart. Knowing the players names is all you really need. If people see that you know the names of players, then it's obvious you know what you're talking about.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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